Name That Star Ship!
The TNG gameshow with random contestents and a blind host.
A not-so Gorn. Some Borg. Mr. Red Shirt.
Geordi- Welcome to today's game! There is only one catagory, so this show will be very very short. Now, let's skip the contestent info. and go straight to the questions.
Don't Forget To Ding In!!
<qestion # 1> Name the Star Ship Kirk was on in TOS.
Not-So Gorn- *Ding* The Enterprise.
Judges- Mumble mumble bla bla bla.
Geordi- Well, I suppose that's acceptable.Not-so Gorn gets a point and a half.
<question # 2> Name the Star Ship that Picard commanded in TNG.
Some Borg- Restistance is futile. You will be assimilated. We will adapt your race to service us. We will...
Geordi- I'm sorry. That's about as far from the correct answer as you could get.
Mr. Red Shirt- The Enterprise?
Judges- Mumble mumble bla bla bla.
Geordi- Well this is stupid... okay, that works, Red Shirt gets a point and a half squared.
<question # 3> What is the name of the ship that was destroyed by Kahn?
Some Borg- Lower your shields. You cannot win. We will add your distinctivness to our own. You shall be one with us. We are supreme...
Geordi- SHUT UP!!! No. You are wrong.
Not-So Gorn- The, um.. oh man, this is tough, um is it the...um
Geordi- You didn't ding IN!
Not-So Gorn- *ding*. UMMMMM, The Enterprise.
Geordi- Yah, sure, whatever.
<really close to last question> Name a Star Ship other than the Enterprise.
Mr. Red Shirt- Uh.
Borg- *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*
Geodi- Quit that! We are trying to do a show. If you don't stop it I will personally dispose of your home game.
Borg- Your primitive technology shall be assimilated. You shall be assimilated. The cruddy home game shall be assimilated. This stupid network shall be...
Geordi- SHUT UUUUUP! Answer the question or leave.
Borg- *ding* *ding* *ding* This technology is cruddy but also fascinating. *ding* *ding* *ding* Our artificial hand is getting tired...
Geordi- Last question. I'm just skipping the rest, and then retiring.
Borg- You will all feel our rath. Redemption Day is at hand. You will be one with us. Go to jail. GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. EXTINCTION!!!!!!
<AHHHHHH> What is the Federation number of the USS Enterprise.
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Resistance Is Futile. Stay Off The Grass!
Geordi- We're back, with THE worst show on the face of the planet.
Not-So Gorn- and Feranginar, and the Klingon home world, and Mars, and some planet that dosen't exist...
Borg- DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!
Here are the final answers (oh help). Mr. Red Shirt, may we see yours please.
Mr. Red Shirt- What is NCC-007.
Geordi- I'm sorry Mr. Bond, but that is very WRONG.
Not-So Gorn- Y2K?
Geordi- Go home.
Borg- Your implants may itch, but they will get better over time. Try using our favorite cream, Itch Be Vanished In A Matter Of Seconds. If you don't want to be assimilated now, we can torture you for a few hours... okay, you have no choice. YOU WILL BE ONE OF US! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Geordi- That is absolutly...
Borg- *ding* Oooh, do we get a prize?
Geordi- WRONG! So, until next time, please find something better to do with your time.
Borg- Ha. Silence. We assemilated the theme song. Ha. Now, we shall make the audience members one with the collective. You will all be........
A Large 3 ton bowling ball falls on the Borg's head and brutily injures him, making it imposible to assimilate anything other than the ball itself.
We are BALL. Resistance is futile. We shall roll into you to death, and than drop a ton of bricks on your head...
This game show has just been given the Something-Is-Really-Wrong-With-You Award. Thank You.