I'm A Bitch

Damn, here we go again
I can't believe this
This one's gonna "show me the way to life"
And they wonder why I'm such a bitch

Hey girl come here a minute
Hey boy my names not girl
Why don't you come over here
I'm not you mother fucking whore

Oh please don't act surprised
What if I treat you like a puppy
Lead you around on a really short leash
I bet then I wouldn't have half the worry

I don't think I understand
Lemme get this straight
Your mad at me for kissing him
But it's kewl for you ro date

Other girls may have fell for it
But I'm not other girls
I'm another girl
The one they havne't found the cure for

Just when you think you have me whipped
And you've got me figured out
I'll make you feel stupid
And a sense of hate comes about

When I trash your car
And fuck your best friend
Or hit you in the head with my tennis racket
This is exactly when

You'll realize you don't have it all figured out
You did until you met me
Then I changed your perspective on life
'Cause that's the kinda bitch I be

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