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DEAR NATO PILOTS

please fill out the following questionnaire:


1. WE ARE BOMBING TV, RADIO AND INTERNET STATIONS AND RELAYS IN YUGOSLAVIA BECAUSE WE ARE:

a) teaching the Yugoslavs a lesson about the freedom of speech
b) showing the Yugoslavs what real democracy is
c) true patriots - we only like American shows, news and music

2. WE ARE KILLING CIVILIANS BECAUSE WE ARE:

a) trying to deliver humanitarian help
b) giving them their human rights
c) soldiers

3. COLLATERAL DAMAGE IS:

a) dead women and children
b) captured soldiers
c) who cares, so long as it's not me!

4. WE (NATO PILOTS) ARE BOMBING YUGOSLAVIA:

a) in order to kill all the Serbs
b) in order to kill all 25 nationalities living in Yugoslavia beside Albanians
c) we never ask ourselves that question

5. PRESIDENT CLINTON IS TRYING:

a) to be remembered not only as a sexual molester and a great liar, but as a draft dodger who became a warrior as well
b) to start WW III
c) to bring peace to the Balkans and Europe

6. HOW WOULD YOU SPEND 20 BILLION U.S. DOLLARS:

a) I would feed the hungry and house the homeless in the U.S.
b) I would strive to cure AIDS and cancer patients in Africa
c) I would run for President and then wipe off small countries from the face of the Earth

7. WE ARE SO BRAVE BECAUSE:

a) we bomb at night (we are not afraid of the dark)
b) we are high up in the sky (we are not afraid of heights)
c) we fly very fast (and also are catapulted fast)

8. WE (NATO PILOTS) ARE SO SMART BECAUSE:

a) we do not admit our mistakes
b) we do not ask questions
c) they told us so at home

9. WE GIVE INDIAN NAMES TO OUR WEAPONS AND AIRCRAFT IN ORDER:

a) commemorate the Indians killed by American soldiers
b) avoid admitting the fact that we have no other suitable name in our short history
c) make the world hate the Indians, not us

10. YUGOSLAVIA IS:

a) part of Greater Albania
b) a sovereign European country
d) a chewing gum brand

11. NATO IS:

a) a part of the US Marshall's office
b) the world's peace-keeping force
c) Mrs. Albright's favorite toy

12. MILITARY HONOR IS:

a) to be captured by Serbian Army and then cry to your mom on the phone
b) to admit you have mistaken a tractor for a tank
c) never admit to have mistaken children on the playground for the military targets

13. IF SOMEONE WAS BOMBING MY CHILDREN ROUND THE CLOCK, BACK IN THE U.S., AND SCARING THEM TO DEATH:

a) I would volunteer and fight back
b) I would hate those savages
c) I would thank them for saving us from our evil President


NATO PILOTS, PLEASE FILL IN THE FORM AND CLICK ON THE RESULT BUTTON. YOUR FINAL SCORE WILL SHOW YOUR INDIVIDUAL I.Q.


Thank you for your cooperation, and have a nice life ... if you can.

If you can't figure out how high your IQ is or have any other questons, feel free to write to: arhandjeo@mail.ru

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