Quotes

From The Coen Brother's
The Big Lebowski
Walter: This was a valued rug. This was uh--
Dude: Yeah man, it really tied the room together--
Walter: This was a valued, uh.
Donny: What tied the room together?, Dude?
Walter: Were you listening to the story, Donny?
Donny: What--
Walter: Were you listening to the Dude's story?
Donny: I was bowling--
Walter: So you have no frame of reference, Donny. You're like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie and wants to know--
Dude: What's your point Walter?
Walter: There's no fucking reason--here's my point, Dude--there's no fucking reason--
Donny: Yeah Walter, what's your point?
Walter: Huh?
Dude: What's the point of--we all know who was at fault, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter: Huh? No! What the fuck are you talking--I'm not--we're talking about unchecked aggression here--
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
Dude: My rug.
Walter: Forget it, Donny. You're out of your element.
Dude: This Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter: What the fuck are you talking about?! This Chinaman is not the issue! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred, uh...Asian-American. Please.
Dude: Walter, this is not a guy who built the rail-roads, here, this is a guy who peed on my--
Walter: What the fuck are you--
Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug--
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug--
Walter: YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! This Chinaman is not the issue, Dude.
Walter: I'm shomer shabbas.
Donny: What's that, Walter?
Dude: Yeah, and in the meantime what do I tell Lebowski?
Walter: Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!
Donny: Sheesh.