"Bitch"
The X-Files Version
By: Dana Scully
(a.k.a. Starbuck The Wise)
Sing To The Tune Of: "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks

Songwriter's Notes: "Written from Scully’s POV.  Doesn't always rhyme, not always right number of sylables, I don't really care, I wouldn't have it
any other way."
 
 

* "Bitch" -The X-Files Version*

I hate the world today
She’s betrayed you so
You know, but you won’t change
Tried to tell you
But you faught for her like maybe
She’s an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet

Yesterday I tried
To tell you she was fighting for
The other side
I can’t understand how you’d be so confused
I don't envy you
I’d like to get the X-Files back
And kick her out the door

She’s a bitch, she’s a betrayer
She’s a slut, she’s with Spender
She’s a sinner, she’s a pain
She works for CSM
She’s our hell, she’s his dream
She goes with all his schemes
You know he wouldn't want it any other way

So lose the Fowley now
This may mean
You'll have to trust me anyhow
Rest assured that
When I challenge you with science
And I'm going to extremes
You’re better off with me
Than your college chickadee

She’s a bitch, she’s a betrayer
She’s a slut, she’s with Spender
She’s a sinner, she’s a pain
She works for CSM
She’s our hell, she’s his dream
She goes with all his schemes
You know he wouldn't want it any other way

Just when you think, you've got her figured out
The season's already changing
I think it’s best, we ditch her right now
And don't try to save her

She’s a bitch, she’s a betrayer
She’s a slut, she’s with Spender
She’s a sinner, she’s a pain
She works for CSM
She’s our hell, she’s his dream
She goes with all his schemes
You know he wouldn't want it any other way
As you friend, as your partner
I am begging you to kill her
Make her hurt, have her  suffer
Then we’ll do away with Spender
I despise her, hate her guts,
Let’s finish off that slut
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
 
 
 

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