the 2nd story in a semi-continuing saga...

Here's the 'new' story. The idea has been flying around the home depot for a while now but we just haven't gotten around to it...and seeing as I, Kali, am in a VERY popstar mood, I'm insisting that we start a new story right this very minute. I'm not too demanding. I don't ask for much. Right?

The cast of characters...:

LC: Slutty lead singer of Rukaland. Prone to displays of low self-esteem.

JESS: Bass player of Rukaland. Tries to convince people that bass playing is a gift when she and everyone else, knows better.

GABY: South American alcoholic drummer for Rukaland. When she doesn't have her hourly drink she begins to sober up and well- who needs that?

RED: Wierdo hippy rhythm guitarist for Rukaland. Once went to India and hasn't gotten over it. Once was a fan of Take That and hasn't gotten over them either.

KALI: Almost as slutty as LC, lead guitarist for Rukaland. Convinced she is true rockstar material and demands to be treated as such.

Jules: Grrovy new Tour Photographer (more on her as personality develops) (hehe)

And the usual popstar appearances from the likes of Damon Albarn, Thom Yorke, and maybe Ani DiFranco (even though she's not exactly a popstar, she just might have to make an appearance for Jules' sake.)

So without further ado, here's the untitled new story. Of course the intro might get changed cause I'm just doin this to get the ball rolling..so this is the tentative untitled new story intro. Enjoy.

But wait! Just a word from LC- if yer new here (and hey- aren't we all) just so you know- the new story this one, is considerably better than the first which was purely for experimental purposes and messing around. If you have read the first story and gotten lost in it and given up faith and are now extremely confused, I'm here to shed some light- this story is *not* a continuation. It's simply a new version, starting all over again. Fresh, new, fat-free, high in nutrients, and essentially- a brand new you. Or us. Or whatever. So incase you're like 'but why is LC acting like she's never met Damon Albarn before when she shagged him repetedly in the last story?' don't worry- the last story had nothing to do with anything. (although yknow.... wow, like... thikning of it like that, i kinda wished it had... yum)

the intro

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