1. if you could be a musical instrument, what would you be?
a cello, cos then i can sit between someones legs all day and be fingered.
2. what's your fave material as far as underwear goes?
cotton.
>3. how many children do you plan on having?
none, xero, zilch, i hate the little fuckers, they leak from all orifices
known to man.
>4. when did you last have yer period?
that's not really any of your bussiness.
>5. what type of pads do you use?
none, tampons are more my cup of tea.
>6. which member of Blur do you find the most attractive?
shady dave, no, alex.
>7. what coloured lip gloss/ eyeliner do you own?
i own shit loads of lip colour for some reason, but i normally just wear
clear. and blue mascara.
>8. what does the word "cream" mean to you (for Red particularly)?
sun cream.
>9. would you ever go somewhere to track down a lad/chick that didnt
>write??
>(bastards!)
yep, i get bored.
>10. in ten words or less, describe how you feel about pvc pants.
they're fuckin brill.
>11. Type the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word
>"handcuffs".
reenah, cos she seems to be a little obsessed.
>12. Do you enjoy The Bill? Do you even get The Bill?
yes, yes. i like reg.
>13. How dyou feel about glitter?
i like it, but i'm frightened of metal near my eyes.
>14. Whats the best thing about being
>Australian/Venezuelan/Canadian/American/English?
we drink lots of beer.
>15. What type of knickers do you prefer to wear? If any at all? (bikini,
>thong, etc.)
well, i usually prefer going commando, but when i have to wear them, i must
admit that my favs are bonds boy leg hipsters.
>16. What's your favourite colour of nail varnish?
black
>17. How dyou feel about Tori Amos? Or, for Kali's sake, the Dandy Warhols?
i love tori amos, i love the dandy warhols.
>18. Name any Ewan McGregor movie you've seen where he doesn't run around
>naked.
star wars, the only one, expet for little vioce, where he played with
pigioens.
>19. Kelly Jones or Courtney Taylor (LC, taylor) from the Dandy's?
kelly joneswhines, he reminds me of tom jones, and i'm not comforatble with
that. courtney is fuckin hot, but u like zia better :)
>20. Crispian Mills or the singer form Lo-Tel (or in everyone elses case
>apart
>from LC;....um.... Jonny Greenwood)?
crispi
>21. Name the song that best describes you.
freak by silverchair, no, get your rocks off by primal scream.
>22. Name the band that is the most like you.
placebo - gender bendy
>23. Name the TV show that is most like you.
absolutly fabulous, i'm saffy and my mumis eddie.
>24. Name the country that is most like you.
bali - i like the smell and everything is cheap and you can bargain.
>25. If you could name your child after a song, what would it be?
talula
>The Take That section:
>
>1. Which Take That member has Red met who was wearing more make up than her
>and
>looked like he really didn't need the box of chocolates she gave him?
gary barlow, and the chocs were from bron.
>2. Which TT song does the following lyrics come from and who sang it? 'If
>you
>get a flu attack/for 30 days you're on your back/ doing not a single dance'
it only takes a minute
>3. Who's the girliest member in Take That? (limit of 1000 words please)
now here's a question : it has to be mark.
>The trivia section:
>
>Trivia question 1: In the first story, what did Red buy as an x-mas tree
>substitute for the holidays? (bonus points if you can explain what Kali &
>LC
>were hiding as and who they were hiding from.)
a concrete elephant?
>Trivia question 2: In the 2nd story, what is Miss Julia's occupation?
>(aside
>from Canadian nutcase)
the band photographer
>And finally:
What the fook does "GB" really stand for?
great breasts (guest book)