red's answers

1. if you could be a musical instrument, what would you be?

a cello, cos then i can sit between someones legs all day and be fingered.

2. what's your fave material as far as underwear goes? cotton.

>3. how many children do you plan on having?

none, xero, zilch, i hate the little fuckers, they leak from all orifices known to man.

>4. when did you last have yer period?

that's not really any of your bussiness.

>5. what type of pads do you use?

none, tampons are more my cup of tea.

>6. which member of Blur do you find the most attractive?

shady dave, no, alex.

>7. what coloured lip gloss/ eyeliner do you own?

i own shit loads of lip colour for some reason, but i normally just wear clear. and blue mascara.

>8. what does the word "cream" mean to you (for Red particularly)?

sun cream.

>9. would you ever go somewhere to track down a lad/chick that didnt >write?? >(bastards!)

yep, i get bored.

>10. in ten words or less, describe how you feel about pvc pants.

they're fuckin brill.

>11. Type the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word >"handcuffs".

reenah, cos she seems to be a little obsessed.

>12. Do you enjoy The Bill? Do you even get The Bill?

yes, yes. i like reg.

>13. How dyou feel about glitter?

i like it, but i'm frightened of metal near my eyes.

>14. Whats the best thing about being >Australian/Venezuelan/Canadian/American/English?

we drink lots of beer.

>15. What type of knickers do you prefer to wear? If any at all? (bikini, >thong, etc.)

well, i usually prefer going commando, but when i have to wear them, i must admit that my favs are bonds boy leg hipsters.

>16. What's your favourite colour of nail varnish?

black

>17. How dyou feel about Tori Amos? Or, for Kali's sake, the Dandy Warhols?

i love tori amos, i love the dandy warhols.

>18. Name any Ewan McGregor movie you've seen where he doesn't run around >naked.

star wars, the only one, expet for little vioce, where he played with pigioens.

>19. Kelly Jones or Courtney Taylor (LC, taylor) from the Dandy's?

kelly joneswhines, he reminds me of tom jones, and i'm not comforatble with that. courtney is fuckin hot, but u like zia better :)

>20. Crispian Mills or the singer form Lo-Tel (or in everyone elses case >apart >from LC;....um.... Jonny Greenwood)?

crispi

>21. Name the song that best describes you.

freak by silverchair, no, get your rocks off by primal scream.

>22. Name the band that is the most like you.

placebo - gender bendy

>23. Name the TV show that is most like you.

absolutly fabulous, i'm saffy and my mumis eddie.

>24. Name the country that is most like you.

bali - i like the smell and everything is cheap and you can bargain.

>25. If you could name your child after a song, what would it be?

talula

>The Take That section:

> >1. Which Take That member has Red met who was wearing more make up than her >and >looked like he really didn't need the box of chocolates she gave him?

gary barlow, and the chocs were from bron.

>2. Which TT song does the following lyrics come from and who sang it? 'If >you >get a flu attack/for 30 days you're on your back/ doing not a single dance'

it only takes a minute

>3. Who's the girliest member in Take That? (limit of 1000 words please)

now here's a question : it has to be mark.

>The trivia section:

> >Trivia question 1: In the first story, what did Red buy as an x-mas tree >substitute for the holidays? (bonus points if you can explain what Kali & >LC >were hiding as and who they were hiding from.)

a concrete elephant?

>Trivia question 2: In the 2nd story, what is Miss Julia's occupation? >(aside >from Canadian nutcase)

the band photographer

>And finally:

What the fook does "GB" really stand for?

great breasts (guest book)