1. if you could be a musical instrument, what would you be? Anything that gets sucked and/or blowed 24/7.(A drum. Im always getting
beaten...)
2. what's your fave material as far as underwear goes?
Who's? Mine or someone else's?Actually it's rubber for both...(Dont
care.None is better...)
3. how many children do you plan on having? NONE!!! Im pretty sure i tecnically cant.But with science
nowadays...(Havent thought about it.2 probably.I dont really know...)
4. when did you last have yer period?
I had 4 yesterday (Do you really have to ask?!)
5. what type of pads do you use?
Velcro. (Ditto for no.4)
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6. which member of Blur do you find the most attractive?
Im not in Blur and neither is Carrie.Sorry but i dont know what the rest
of you look like(I cant even remember what blokes from Blur look like...)
7. what coloured lip gloss/ eyeliner do you own?
Pink,
blue,red,green,yellow,maroon,purple,black,white,clear,turqoise,orange and
sparkly multi colour stuff.(Im starting to feel these questions are all
female based... None.)
8. what does the word "cream" mean to you (for Red particularly)? Carrie (Hard core dirty porn/sex.)
9. would you ever go somewhere to track down a lad/chick that didnt write?? (bastards!)
Bastards?! That's male biased!This is sooo un PC! Yeah. I'd hunt them down
and kill them... (It would depend on the person)
10. in ten words or less, describe how you feel about pvc pants. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!I love them, esp. on other people and even
more if they're someone elses on my bedroom floor. (Ok, so now we're culture
biased are we?Brits wear trousers!!!!!Although PVC pants would be kinda
fun.Ps-Screw your 10 words...)
11. Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the world "handcuffs"? Sex/Carrie. They both came to me at the same time!No puns intended...
12. Do you enjoy The Bill? Do you even get The Bill? Yes,Yes,Yes.
How dyou feel about glitter? I shower in it.(sexy on girls, ok on blokes inv.small quantaties)
4.
Whats the best thing aboot being Australian/Venezuelan/Canadian/American/English? I dont know, im only english!I hate being english(still beats being any
of the others though i suppose... ;p ) Ok,i've sat here for about 5mins
and cant think of fuck all so iguess nothing is great about being a
Brit...
15. What type of knickers do you prefer to wear? If any at all? (bikini, thong, etc.) Thong.It gets a bit uncomfortable though, i keep having to feel around to
make me feel better... (I dont wear 'knickers'.Actually its just about the
same answer for girls to... :)
16. What's your favourite colour of nail varnish? Depends where im putting it! (black)
17. How dyou feel about Tori Amos? Or, for Kali's sake, the Dandy Warhols? I am Tori Amos. (TA=shite fuckwit!DW=Great.)
18. Name any Ewan McGregor movie you've seen where he doesn't run around naked. I have a large collection of videos with naked men running around.No plot
and you rarely see their faces though... (I cant think of any at mo.
Probably loads though)
19. Kelly Jones or Courtney Taylor (LC, taylor) from the Dandy's? What for?a picnic? A boating holiday? (i dont know what taylor looks
like...)
20. Crispian Mills or the singer from Lo-Tel (or in everyone elses case apart from LC;....um.... Jonny Greenwood)? BOTH!!! (Er...neither)
21. Name the song that best describes you.
Ugly by Cold. ;) (Probably Mr.Self-Destruct by Nine Inch Nails)
22. Name the band that is the most like you.
What kind of a stupid question is that?! LC you are an
idiot.(Radiohead...i think....)
23. Name the TV show that is most like you. South Park. But im not 10. Insanity and pointlessness and immaturity come
naturally...
24. Name the country that is most like you.
America's quite fucked up, with no morals and generally everything
goes... Definately not Wales.Im not fluffy... ;)
25. If you could name your child after a song, what would it be?
"You're a fucking loser" by Bile (I dont have a kid!Im about 95% sure of
that... so i dont need to worry about that.)
The Take That section:
1. Which Take That member has Red met who was wearing more make up than her and looked like he really didn't need the box of chocolates she gave him? (Why cant you carry on to question 26.This is confusing...I dont even like
Take That. WAAAAHH!)Robbie is quite a fact fuck isnt he? Has soemone killed
him yet? If not then give me a gun...
2. Which TT song does the following lyrics come from and who sang it? 'If you get a flu attack/for 30 days you're on your back/ doing not a single dance' Does anyone REALLY care??? Probably "Im a stUpid smilie bastard with no
talent". Sung by that ugly, obnoxius vain one(ie. all of them...)
3. Who's the girliest member in Take That? (limit of 1000 words please)
Im not in TT!
The trivia section:
Trivia question 1: In the first story, what did Red buy as an x-mas tree substitute for the holidays? (bonus points if you can explain what Kali & LC were hiding as and who they were hiding from.)
A fern.Decorations.Blokes(Noel and Christian i think...I cant be arsed
to check :)
Trivia question 2: In the 2nd story, what is Miss Julia's occupation? (aside from Canadian nutcase) I havent even read the bloody 2nd stiory yet! That's not fair!!!!!!
Im guessing at a hooker...
And finally: What the fook does "GB" really stand for?
Green Bollocks(Great Britain?!)