
(Red's bit cont) Robbie answered. "I'll go and get us some beer shall I?" he said and departed fast. (Kali's bit) Kali sat for a moment looking confused. She didn't exactly understand Red's transition from LC being attacked by a bunch of Arse bandits to Robbie answering (?) and getting everyone some beer. Ah well. The show must go on.
Kali, Jess, Red, Steve, (not Robbie, as he was answering and getting some beer), Liam, Gaby, watched as the Arsenal fans fell down, one by one, as LC kicked, scratched, punched, and screeched her way out of the football pile.
"Ah." said LC, returning to her seat and getting back to being pissed off at the players - who were busy concentrating on poncing about.
"LC, you see, Liam is special. Which is why it isn't definite that we have actually shagged. Because maybe I'm saving myself. Hmm?" Kali said, turning to LC. Liam was too busy watching the game and wishing he was watching a team from Cardiff or something.
"Oh I get it Kals - WHAT THE HELL YOU FUCKING PONCEY BASTARD!! GET IT OUT!!" LC screamed as Kali turned away and slumped back into her seat.
(Damn, you people make me into such a girly girl, I'd prolly be shouting with LC in reality) Robbo returned with the beer and passed it around. "Where's my chips?" Gaby asked. Rob dashed back to get Gaby's chips as fast as he'd left the first time. Well maybe slower seeing as it was only chips and not beer.
"So I suppose we've officially recruited Robbie Williams?" Jess asked. Everyone pretty much nodded. Except LC, who was still trying to deal with/get over her Take That fantasys. Which Robbie was making it very difficult to do.
"I think its kewl how we've made a bunch of friends that follow us everywhere in the story. And famous friends, at that. Hey LC, aren't you at all worried about Molko and Stef being home alone together, what with the Molko and Steve incident of last night?" Kali said.
"YOU STEEWWWPIDDD COCKErn...Oh my god Kals. I never thought of that. NO no. No you are not putting these thoughts into my head. My Molko would never even think of it." LC said, trying to concentrate on the game.
"Okay then." Kali said, closing the conversation before LC had another panic attack. "Oh yeah LC, about this morning when you asked if you could be the maid of honour at the 'wedding', I in no way plan to tie myself down much in the spirit of Kate Gordon, for a long while. So you kind of ticked me off there."
"Oh okay. No probs. BUT, when you do, do I get to be the maid of honor? You're not gonna make all yer bridesmaids wear leather pants, are you?" LC asked.
"Hmm, I never thought of that." Kali considered. "That's not a bad idea. Thanks, mate!" she said, patting LC's leg.
Robbie finally returned with Gaby's chips, which were consumed by many people other than Gaby within five minutes. LC continued screaming and drinking beer. Which made her voice even more hoarse. Red crossed her fingers and hoped LC would end up w/ laryhingitis (sp) for the rest of the week.
"Who the fook are Man Unitedddd!" Kali suddenly started singing the only football song she knew (which she'd gotten from Noel Gallagher on some concert thing. LC glared at her. "Wot? I like Arsenal better. 'cos the word 'arse' is in their name. Heh heh heh." Kali said, getting back to her chantings of "posh spice takes it up the arse". LC dove on her. Kali screamed and pulled her hair. LC screamed and pulled Kali's hair. A small group formed around them chanting "fight fight fight fight", causing Kali to have grade school playground flashbacks. Kali screamed and kneed LC in the stomach. LC screamed and kneed Kali in the stomach. Red, Jess, Robbie, Gaby, and Steve stood back laughing while Liam chanted with the tiny crowd of hooligans that LC and Kali had drawn in. Kali screamed and punched LC in the nose. LC screamed and punched Kali in the nose. Red was laughing so hard she had begun to cry and was leaning on Jess for support who was leaning on Gaby who was leaning on Robbie who was leaning on Steve who was leaning on some strange fat man with "Arsenal Sucks." painted on his chest. Kali screamed and punched LC in the eye. LC screamed and punched Kali in the eye. Kali screamed and LC screamed and they rolled around on the floor between the seats for a bit. Finally they were both helped up by their respective pals who had already passed a box of tissues around to dry the tears and made it seem as though they'd been trying to break the thing up for the past fifteen minutes. LC looked at Kali and started laughing. Kali looked at LC and started giggling hysterically as they were lead outside by security with their black eyes and bloody noses.
(Gaby's bit) so, after they got kicked out of the venue, they headed to the flat, all filthy and feeling awkwardly good. Robbie's arm around Gaby, Lc and Kali with her bruises, Molko and Red laughing at LC, and Steve, well, he was just going with the flow.
"Hey, LC, we gotta do this more often, mate" said Kali in a happy tone.
"as if they really know how to play..." shouted someone from the back.
"why don't we stop at the liquor store before we get home?!!!" Gaby proposed. Kali didnt think twice before saying "im feeling supersonic, get me some gin!"
"geez, Kals, when did you join Gabs in her alcohol obsession?" Lc asked confused.
Kali wanted to answer the question while was staring at someone across the street (cos they were walking) and when she realised who it was, it was too late... "Oh my God...oh my God" Yes, it was Noel. she glanced at Liam who was a few steps behind her and then looked back at Noel.
Red shouted at him "Hey, you, Noely!! Remember the shag group?!"
He got closer "alright mates?" said Noel in his deep mancunian accent. "fancy a little party at Supernova heights? It's been a while since we 'avent had it large". he added.
Robbie was pleased to hear this. "of course, mate. will Old good Liam be there?"
And then they knew they sure had to go. this was finally something good, they hadn't had some action in quite a while and LC was needing a shag while Gabs needed to pass out from alcoholism. Red needed to refresh her Rory's memories with the image of a bar, and yes, Kali wanted to be around Noel. So, it was unanimous. They went to Supernova heights to party all night with Sir Noel Gallagher, because for some weird reason they haven't heard of, Her Majesty the Queen decided to make her grandson's dream come true, and gave our Noel a royal title, and the fact that they were all beaten, tired and dirty, created a universal feeling of peace and freedom that helped them get there in a drinking mood.
(Kali's bit)Kali was already in the refridgerator serving everyone drinks. Liam looked at her suspiciously as she knew exactly where the blender was kept.
"Wanna drinky, Liamey?" Kali giggled, hoisting the blender onto the counter & making Gaby a Mudslide seeing as she's never had one & is always open to new alcoholic experiences. Red mingled in the crowd, trying to find someone who could hook her up with some stuff. LC wandered around downstairs checking out the whole place.
"Awww, hey there kitty" LC said, bending over to pet a grey & white cat. "Benson? What kind of stupid name is that?" she asked, looking at the ID tag on the thing's collar. "Meow!!" Benson screeched, diving on LC. "Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! HELP! I'M BEING MAULED BY A HOUSE CAT!" LC screamed, rolling around on the floor w/ the kitty cat. Things fell off the table (ahh Let Forever Be just came on the radio - Kali) and smashed into a couple pieces on the zebra skin rug that decorated Meg's sitting room.
"Errr...LC?" Molko asked, peeking in the door.
"HELP!!" LC shrieked, throwing Benson into the fireplace and running to the safety of Molko's arms. Benson got up & shook out his paws and began cleaning himself.
"What the fuck, LC? It's just a harmless cat." Molko said, leading her away & shutting the door.
Meanwhile, Jess was trying to figure out if she had really just seen Thom Yorke or not. "Didn't Noel call them 'fooking stooodents'?" she thought. "Why would he invite them to his house for a party?...Because he's stupid, thats why." Jess continued, slapping herself in the forehead and walking over in Thom's direction.
Gaby had downed five mudslides & still wasn't feeling the same buzz she got off her lovely tequila & so ordered up a few shots from Kali the Bartender. "hehehehe, Gabs" Kali giggled, shakily setting down the shot glasses in front of Gaby on the countertop. "Wot, Kals?" Gabs asked, leaning in. "I dunno!" Kali shrieked, throwing her hands and the tequila bottle up in the air. Gaby made a quick move & dived over the counter to catch the bottle before it crashed. "Whew." Gaby breathed a sigh of relief, getting up and pouring it for herself. Kali grabbed 2 of the glasses & downed one after the other.
Red had closed a deal with some dodgy looking guy in a leisure suit and italian boots. (and no, not Austin Powers). "Thanks a lot, Jarvo." Red said, patting him on the shoulder & making her way through the kitchen to the back room to roll a few. "Hey hey hey HEY RED!" Kali shouted, waving her arms madly. "Hook me up with some of that shit!" "Argh" Red groaned, walking over to Kali & handing over a quarter of it. "Thanx, yer a pal, Redders" Kals said, slapping her on the back. Liam just sat there staring at Kali & looking half drunk / half pissed off.
"Hey hey hey hey, there, la" Liamy G said, walking into the room & putting his arm around Red. "Hullo, darrlling, dyou think you could share some of that wiff me, loove?" he said, pointing at the contents of Red's mini indian bag. Red shrugged & continued on to the back room. "Where you frum, loove?" Liamy G said, sitting down across from Red & helping her out with the rolling of the joint. "Oh, Australia" Red smiled. "Ah, been there. Got fookin' arrested there, mate, knoworrimean?" he said. "Yeah, I heard about it" Red said, concentrating on her spliff. "Man..." Red laid back on the floor. Liamy G inhaled. "Fookin' 'ell, where'd you get this shit frum, mate?" he asked, laying down beside her. Aww, Liam G & Red sharing drugs. How sweet.
Kali had abandoned Liam & the bar and was milling about with the famous folk. She spotted Jess w/ her hand in Thom's er...'target market' area & LC cowering in the corner while Molko attempted to comfort her after the cat attack.
Someone snogged her & slipped a pill in her mouth & pretty soon Kals found herself dancing the cha cha with Noel Gallagher & Graham Coxon. (Coxy's here? LC perks up.) So while Kals was tripping off her face & hanging all over Noel, (and ignoring her Liam), and Red was getting it on stoned hippie style w/ Liamy G, and Gaby was drinking her way through the kitchen, LC got up & walked over to the vicinity of Coxy. She tapped him on the shoulder. (more on this convo when LC gets on here to update the story, 'cos I don't wanna fuck anything up for her...)
Liam walked in & tapped Kali on the shoulder. "Huh? Ohh, Hiiieeeeeeeeeeee sweetieeee!" Kali shrieked, pinching his cheeks. "I think we should go." Liam said, pulling Kali in the direction of the door. "But I don't wannaaa, I wanna stay, we were about to do the macarena!" Kali whined, looking back at Noel who was ignoring her anyway seeing as Kate Moss - who's just a friend, ahem - was speaking to him. "Wait, Liam" Kali said, suddenly coming down & realising where she was. "Come here, I gotta show you something!" she said, dragging him upstairs & into the mod bathroom. "Check this out" Kali said, turning on the bath. "Whoa..." Liam said, mesmerized. The two looked at each other & in a matter of moments had thrown off all their clothes & were lounging about in the bath. But remember. They still haven't officially shagged. Ha ha.
(LC's bit) LC checked over her shoulder and smiled as she saw Molko distracted, talking to himself. She frowned as she saw a happy looking Kali drag her Liam up stairs. Anyway- she'd just tapped Coxon on the shoulder.
"Er.... hi." LC said, displaying her talents of verbal communication.
Coxon nodded and stared at his shoes.
"So...." LC tried again. "I didn't expect to see you in a place like this."
Coxon shrugged and looked like he wanted to dissapear. LC nodded. She should've walked off but as usual for her, when you have nowhere to go, just hang around. And she did. Coxon with his eyes downcast and LC rocking back and forth on her heels- praying for a good topic of conversation to pop up.
Speaking of which, Jess was getting it on with Thom. Of course, it possibly had to do with that charity thing in which if you get enough sponsors, you're eligible to have Thom's babies- as Jess had come to find out at an aftershow party. Well, at this rate it looked as if triplets would be on the way...
Gaby was pissed as a parrot. She held onto the benchtop for support and looked around for her darling Robbie. Her vision was blurred and she staggered into a chair, tripped, knocked over a bowl of salad (or summat equally as messy), smacked into Liamy G who seemed to be escaping from somewhere with a spliff in hand, and flew into the arms of a Chemical Brother.
"Oh... sorry. I'm looking for my Robbie. My Robbie. *My* Robbie- not yours, *mine*. He's mine and I want him back. Where is he?" Gaby desperately looked about. "DONDE ESTARA ROBBIE?!?!?" She screamed.
A rather chipper looking Rob ponced over to Gabs and swept her into his arms.
"Darling!" He said as he munched on a carrot stick which he pulled out of her hair. "You look like you've been swimming in a salad!"
"Oh but I have!" Gaby said, not really understanding, but deciding that if Robbie was concerned- she'd play on it. "Those horrible tomatoes! And the Lettuce- they're after me. And the olives! Oh, the olives!" She pretended to cry while silently, and drunkenly, smiling inside at her wonderful Rob.
Red giggled. She'd never heard anything funnier in her life. She'd have to write that down as a quote- a song lyric. Imagine that- a chicken crossing the road, to get to the other side.
LC tried not to notice Red's laughter coming from the next room. Typical of her to drive Liamy G away with her wackiness. Coxon peered thru the doorway and saw Red lying there, in hysterics. He sighed.
"Do you... do you um.... yknow....do you like..... do you know her?" He asked LC, backing away as if scared of the reply.
"Unfortunatley." LC said, jumping in at a potential conversation. "She gets like that when she's high- talks to herself for hours. Actually, she's the same while she's sober. So really, the only reason I know she's high is cos she's holding that spliff. Otherwise I'd say she was taking a break from the people."
Coxon nodded and licked his lips. LC looked at him, waiting.
"Do you..... do you... um.....(sigh)... if you had to...(takes off glasses)...ah....(rubs eyes and replaces glasses).....who, who do you think is a better guitarist? Me or Noel?"
LC almost keeled over. "Oh!" She gasped. "You! You make Noel look like a stupid little-"
Noel walked over. "Well, 'ow are things goin' round 'ere then, like?"
LC shrugged. "Oh yknow, bit of conversation about this and that." LC noticed Coxon edging towards LC as if for protection. "We're fine." LC stated, trying to get Noel to leave her. "Um... have you seen Molko anywhere?"
Noel shook his head. "No. 'Aven't really- dinnit know he was 'ere."
"Right." LC said nodding. "Right. Right- well... that's just wonderful innit? Ok. Thanks Noel."
Noel nodded and wandered off to his 'mate' Kate Moss.
"Did you hear that?" LC told Coxon who was curled up in a ball on the floor, having a panic attack. "Molko's not around. As much as I love him.... do you wanna- hey- what's up?"
Coxon shook in fear. "They're out to get me. The songs. The songs are coming."
"What songs?"
His teary eyes stared up into LC's lustful ones. "The songs. The chirpy chirpy cheep cheep, chirpy cheepy songs."
LC nodded in wisdom. "Ok so like, I know how to help you." She said, dragging Coxy to his feet. "I know where we can get away from the songs."
Coxon looked up at her, hopefully. "Please- help me. You're all I have." LC dragged the poor baby upstairs.
She kicked open the first door she reached. Ooops... I think it's safe to say that although technically Kali and her Welsh Liam haven't yet had sex, this was coming really close to crossing the line. From certain angels they could possibly be- ah but LC didn't get a long enough chance to study the angels and degrees and trigonometry of the whole shennanigan- she hastily shut the door and dragged the quivvering Coxy into the main bedroom.
"Okey dokey- tell me your problems." LC waited for Coxon to spill. And he did.
Letting out a relieved sigh, he began. "Do you feel like a chainstore? Practically floored?"
LC waved her hands. "Oh god yeah- all the time. Especailly when I'm sad, drunk and poorly."
"And... well, I go to the country- it isn't very far but.... there's, there's people there who will hurt you...... because of who you are." Tears ran down his sad little face.
LC put her arm around him. "Look- sociability is hard enough for me, but..." Coxon looked up in a drunken manner and blurted out. "Please take me away from this big, bad world.... and... and..... agree to marry me- so we can start over again. Cos I know our conversation wasn't that great. but I really think you are- you're so great."
LC blushed.
"And I love you." He continued.
LC shook her head. "Graham, I can't marry you- and you don't really love me."
"Oh how do you know???" He started up.
"Because." LC gathered him up and began to tell him a story. "Now look, when I was young I though I had my own key- I knew exactly what I wanted to be, now I'm sure.... well.... now I know much about the way i feel."
Coxon began to sob. "And you don't feel anything for me right?"
LC rocked the little boy. "Come on, come on, come on. Get through it. Shhhh. Come on, come on, come on-"
"Love's the greatest thing!" Coxy wailed.
LC shook her head. "I'm waiting for that feeling to come." She dried the poor confused baby's eyes. "Oh my baby. Oh.... my baby."
He looked up at her. "Oh why." He shook his head- realising what a wank he was making of himself. "Oh my!" And jumped out of LC's arms. "I'm sorry. Really- I shouldn't have said all that. I... I think I'm going to have a drink now. Bye..." And he dashed out the door.
LC sat there on the bed and mumbled. "Lord I need to find someone who can heal my mind." She remembered her Molko who was somewhere in the party, and skipped downstairs.
(Kali's bit - now, that wasn't bizarre...) "Molko baby!" LC shrieked & ran to the comfort of his arms. "Oh darling, I just had the strangest experience. But at least I helped someone." she said, proudly. Molko continued talking to himself while nodding at LC. "I'm so glad I wasn't unfaithful to my poor little Molky. I'd feel absolutely dreadful." she sighed.
Kali & Liam (who still haven't actually shagged) got dressed & slid down the banister back into the party. "Hey LCers!" Kali said, plopping herself down next to LC & Molko. LC gave Kali a weird look & averted her eyes. "Wot?" Kali asked, looking confused."Wot did I do?"
"She saw you guys in the bathroom." Molko said, patting LC's back. "Hey, how'd you know that??" LC asked, turning around to look at Molko. "I know all, my love." Molko replied and turned away to get back to his conversation w/ his alter ego. LC started laughing. "See, I knew you weren't an immature baby like that, LC" Kali said, smiling. "Yeah, I know." LC replied.
Red ambled out of the back room & sat on the couch next to Liam, Kali, LC & Molko. Kali grabbed the joint out of Red's hand & passed it onto LC who passed it onto Molko. "Hey, wot about me?" Liam asked in a whiny voice. "You're our designated driver" Kali answered, passing it back to Red. "Erm, excuse me, but we don't even have a car." Liam said. "Oh, right" Red passed him the joint which was practically gone by now. So now you've got four stoned weirdos sitting on a couch in Supernova Heights. "Here ye are!" Rob said, dragging Gaby over & sitting down next to Red. Gaby sat down on Rob's lap seeing as there was limited space on the thing, even though LC was curled up in a ball & Kali was halfway on Liam anyway. "Here." Red said, passing the joint to Gaby & Robbie while she rolled another. Jess walked over & sat down next to Gaby & Rob. "Where's Thom, Jess?" LC asked, leaning over so she could actually see who she was talking to. "Oh he's over there hiding behind that lamp. The chicken voices are in his head again so thats what he said he had to do." Jess replied, gesturing towards a tall thin lamp in the opposite corner. Kali & Liam looked over & began giggling hysterically. Not 'cos, you know, it was that funny seeing Thom Yorke hiding behind a stick thin lamp, but 'cos they were feeling the effects of Red's plants. "hehehehe she said 'head'" Kali said, pointing at Jess & laughing. "Yah, I did." Jess said, giggling, seeing as she had already smoked half of the new one. Kali sighed & looked at LC. "I love you, LCers" she giggled. LC giggled back. "Hey Kali" Molko shouted, leaning somewhat clumsily over LC & onto Kali's lap. "I love you!" he giggled as LC pushed him back into his spot. "I love you, LC!" Molko said, snogging her. Kali was looking more & more stoned by the moment as she sunk further into the plush couch.
"Wot's goin on 'ere, then, mates?" Noel asked, wandering over & looking very posh w/ a champagne glass in his hand which he promptly traded for a bottle of the stuff. "Oh, nothing" Red said, in hysterics. Kali grabbed the bottle of champagne out of Noels hand, took a swig, & passed it down the line. "Sex, drugs, & rock n roll!" LC said, holding the bottle in the air in a symbolic gesture. "No sex for me!" Kali chirped as Liam smiled. Gaby finished off the bottle of champagne (which was half full when it reached her) & declared her love for Robbie. Gaby & Robbie snogged while Red sat looking content with a rather large spliff hanging out of her mouth. Kali & Liam were giggling while Liam poked Kali. Jess was watching Thom & laughing her ass off. LC & Molko were snogging while Noel stood there watching the whole thing looking quite jealous.
"Well I dunno about you guys but me & Molky are gonna go back to the house & have a shag or two. Anyone need a ride? (excuse the pun)" LC asked, getting up & surveying the group. "Yeah, lemme just collect Thom & I'll be out in a minute" Jess said, getting up & dragging Thom away from the lamp while covering his ears. "Me & Gabs are coming!" Robbie said, getting up & sweeping Gaby into his arms. Red just sat there staring into space while Liam continued poking Kali.
LC, Molko, Robbie, Gabs, Thom & Jess all piled into a taxi & went back to the house to have a shag fest. Noel sat down on the couch next to Kals & put his arm around her. "What you doing?" Liam asked, looking at him angrily. "Just sittin' 'ere, mate, why?" Noel asked, attempting to look innocent after obviously leaning over & smelling Kali's hair. (Kali note - I just looked at a pretty recent pic of Liam G, & in some strange way I find him attractive.) "Dude, get off my chick" Liam said, pulling Kali closer. Kali just sat there looking amused & frightened at the same time. "'Oo says she's yer chick? Ye 'aven't even shagged 'er yet, mate!" Noel said, grabbing Kali in his direction. "Oh, and you have?" Liam asked, grabbing a tousled looking Kali back. "Yeh, I 'ave!" Noel replied, yanking Kali towards him. "Yeah, well thats 'cos you were just another shag to 'er an' I'm special!" Liam shouted, getting up & waving his fist in the air. "Oh yeah?" Noel asked, getting up & tossing Kali to the side. Liam pushed Noel & Noel pushed him back & just as they were about to brawl, Kali collected herself. "STOP IT!!" she screamed, standing in between her Welsh boy & the lippy Manc. "Wot?" both boys turned to her trying to look innocent. "You know wot, you morons." Kali said, slapping both of them. "Owwwwwww" Noel whined, putting a hand to his cheek. "Owwwww" Liam whined. "Wot'd you do that for?"
"DON'T test me, mister" Kali growled, leading Liam outside by his ear while Noel ran off to the bathroom to inspect his wound.
Kali ran back inside & retrieved Red & ran back out. (LC's bit) Kali shoved Liam through the front door.
"Right." She told him. "I want you to go up to our- to *my* room and think abt what a wank you made of yourself infront of Mr Gallagher."
Liam sniffed and dragged himself upstairs. Kali nodded in approval. She heard a giggle behind her and spun around. Oh right. It was Red, leaning against the doorframe, thinking about chicken's crossing the road. Kali took her to her living room/bedroom/curry house, and shoved her on the couch. Slowly and wearily, she went upstairs. On passing each of her mates bedrooms, she encountered some weird happenings. Not to say she was eavesdropping- more like the substance abuse had gotten the better of them and they were screaming out obscenities for all to hear.
"Johnny Roger's black and white army, we're so good it's unbelieveable!!!!" Rob ironically yelled for his beloved Port Vale footy team. "Gimme a V!"
"V!" Screamed Gaby.
"Gimme an A!" Rob yelled.
"Aaaaaaaa!!!" Gaby continued. "Gimme an.... er.... um.... how do you spell 'Vale'?" Rob asked Gabs, confused.
"Don't ask me, I'm just the sweet South American."
And shrieks and giggles ensued.
Jess's room was rather quiet, save from Thom who seemed to be intent on having a breakdown of sorts. He sang (much like when he was warming up fer that gig on the meeting ppl is easy video and he's wailing in the background.) (yum) "Please could you stop the noise I'm trying to get some rest! From all the unborn chicken voices in my heeeeaaaaddddd."
Kali peered into Jess's room to see Jess watching, amused, a half dressed Thommy dig some sort of hole in her clothespile and bury himself in it. He yanked out Jess's bass from the cargo pants. "What's thaaaaaat?" He wailed. "What's thaaaaaaat???" And he began to cry. God what is it with male rock stars and having breakdowns?
Thom calmed himself down by singing softly. "Breathe... keep breathing." Over and over until Jess, who can be cheeky sometimes and should be cheeky more often cos it's cute, piped up with "We hope.... that you choke..... that you choke..." Although it was a stupid move as poor Thom did begin to choke, it gave Jess the oppurtunity to perform CPR and mouth to mouth. Kali moved on....
OK so LC's room was waaay to quiet. Kali knew that even if it was this quiet, she should at least be hearing some sort of squeaking noise, if not from the bed then from the chandelier. How odd. She took a chance and pushed open LC's ultra squeaky door. Nothing. No one was there. How odd. Hmmm...
"Oi!" A male voice began. Kali spun around. Oh. It was Steve.
"Er... hi Steve." She mumbled.
"Yes. Well, I just wanted to make my presence felt seeing as you ditched me at the party and I walked home, got mugged on the way, haven't eaten for ages and am probably coming down with some rare and exotic flu-" he told the sheepish looking Kali.
"Oh God. I'm sorry Steve. I'm really-"
"Hey- no problemo love. I don't get angry remember? I'm fine. Anyway, I'm off to sleep. Seeya." And the lovely Steve skipped downstairs and out the house. To camp in the front yard along with a few obsessive fans.
LC looked at the way the purple glittered in the light from the kitchen which was pouring out the window and onto the happy couple.
"Oooh Molko. Did you hear that? We're a couple." LC smiled.
"Says who?" Molko asked, looking at his now purple fingernails.
"Me. Just then. See? Up there?" LC told him.
Molko looked. "Oh you did to. I see it. Right. I like this colour, but can't we go inside?"
"No- we have to stay out here. No one's been in the backyard before. We're the first. OK, give me your other hand- you want it purple, or silver?"
Molko shoved the silver in LC's face. "Silver! Silver rocks cos you know... it just does."
LC nodded as she began to paint. "It's a pretty crap backyard I mean, it's all cement and like a shoebox. Apart from the clothesline there. And sitting on the cement ground is really bloody uncomfortable. Oh shit- I mucked up that nail, hang on." LC said in a way too realistic way.
"Hey babe." Molko said.
"yeah?"
"Why are you talking like this? Ever since we've been out here you haven't said anything saucy. You're talking like a normal person. How you usually talk. What's with that?" Molko appeared to be concerned.
"Oh yknow." LC shrugged. "I'm distracted. Now don't move or you'll mess your hand. OK, that nail's pretty shit but I think it'll be ok. That's my lack of talent. You look very cute by the way." LC said glancing up at Molko who was sitting back against the wall of the house dressed in LC's black shirt which read 'Perfect Stranger'.
"Yes I know. Shit we're being boring. We're too normal. Make someone else write. Think of summat exciting." Molko said, ducking away from a pair of cargo pants which came flying out Jess's window. Ooo, and they were Thom's.
"I dunno Molky. We're so busy like, we have a video to make tmrw for our single which we haven't decided on, plus a photo shoot for the CD cover which is un-named. I don't see how anything exciting could possibly happen with all that commotion."