1. if you could be a musical instrument, what would you be? Tori Amos's piano.
2. what's your fave material as far as underwear goes?
Cotton as it allows your body to 'breathe' thus being the most hygenic and
logical.
3. how many children do you plan on having? Two girls. Or two boys. Or a boy and a girl. Or a girl and a boy.
4. when did you last have yer period? Within suitable timing, so I'm not pregnant yet.
5. what type of pads do you use?
Stayfree Ultra Thins. Or anything with side channels. It's like a roadmap
in yer knickers.
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6. which member of Blur do you find the most attractive?
Damon! Damon!
7. what coloured lip gloss/ eyeliner do you own?
Silvery/pinky lip glosses and black or navy eyeliner
8. what does the word "cream" mean to you (for Red particularly)? Whipped cream, brian molko, holsters, refills and London, baby!
9. would you ever go somewhere to track down a lad/chick that didnt write?? (bastards!) I'm saving ym money now. I've got $1.35.
10. in ten words or less, describe how you feel about pvc pants. Aestheticaly pleasing, easy care, non absorbant, good elasticity, synthetic,
sweaty.
11. Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the world "handcuffs"? The Bill! The Bill! The Bill! The Bill! And PC Harker..... phwoar. And
maybe DS Boulton...
12. Do you enjoy The Bill? Do you even get The Bill? Yes I do. I worship the Bill. The Bill is God and PC Harker and DS Boulton
are Jesus's.
How dyou feel about glitter? I don't use it much but I feel it's acceptable in certain amounts, espesh at
boy band concerts. With pedal pushers and other teeny bopper rubbish.
4.
Whats the best thing aboot being Australian/Venezuelan/Canadian/American/English? Being Australian means you can act stupid and it's ok cos it's expected of
you. You can also get away with eating insects and saying 'mate', just like
in the days of yore.
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15. What type of knickers do you prefer to wear? If any at all? (bikini, thong, etc.) Bikini. And these awful $2 ones my mother picked up ages ago and are
starting to fall apart. Not that I prefer to wear them... I just have them
that's all.
16. What's your favourite colour of nail varnish? Silverrrrr
17. How dyou feel about Tori Amos? Or, for Kali's sake, the Dandy Warhols? I feel that Tori Amos is the second coming and if anyone wants to disagree
with me, they can meet me out the back for a bit of a tiff. Hands off
little Tori! (except mine of course)
18. Name any Ewan McGregor movie you've seen where he doesn't run around naked. Brassed Off. And he had freaky hair. I missed Star Wars cos quite frankly,
it's too beneath me.
19. Kelly Jones or Courtney Taylor (LC, taylor) from the Dandy's? Kelly! Oh my god is there even a choice? Actually, they both have scary
teeth, but Kelly looks like more fun to play with.
20. Crispian Mills or the singer from Lo-Tel (or in everyone elses case apart from LC;....um.... Jonny Greenwood)? Oooohhhhhh this is such a hard question. Wish I hadn't written it now.
Depending on the mood... Crispy. And the Lo-Tel dude. But only in the good
lighting they had on GNW. And only good lighting for Crispy. Like the
black and white fuzzy tiny little pic they have in the CD of him. That's
nice.
21. Name the song that best describes you.
Silent All These Years (by tori of course)
22. Name the band that is the most like you. Blur. (misunderstood, odd, depressed, on the verge of a breakdown, alcohol,
Docs, fear of American things(except kali) and commercial things, space,
england) (yknow this could be Radiohead)(See LC, deep down, all us brit popstars really arent that different. Kumbayaa, my lord, kumbaya...-kali)
23. Name the TV show that is most like you. Early episodes of the Bill form the 80's (dark, dirty, tired and a bit
trashy)
24. Name the country that is most like you.
Britain actually, as it hates parts of itself and always wants to be better
than everyone, when it knows it's not big enough. All talk, no action.
25. If you could name your child after a song, what would it be? Paradnoid Android. And call it Andy.
The Take That section:
1. Which Take That member has Red met who was wearing more make up than her and looked like he really didn't need the box of chocolates she gave him? GARY BARLOW (and Mark Owen cos she met him too) Red loves Gary!
2. Which TT song does the following lyrics come from and who sang it? 'If you get a flu attack/for 30 days you're on your back/ doing not a single dance' It Only Take A Minute (and Rob perves on Mark the entire time)
3. Who's the girliest member in Take That? (limit of 1000 words please) Errr.... one would think it's Mark but it could be Jason. Cos he wears nail
polish. But could be Gary cos he wears more make up than the avergae
hooker. But then Rob got around in skirts. But then Mark wore a midriff.
But then Howard had long hair and his gran knitted him a skirt
once.......... (sigh) It's Nigel.
The trivia section:
Trivia question 1: In the first story, what did Red buy as an x-mas tree substitute for the holidays? (bonus points if you can explain what Kali & LC were hiding as and who they were hiding from.) Aha! It was a statue of an Indian Elephant that came with her Happy
McChicken Korma meal deal and Kali and LC were hiding from Damon and er...
maybe a Dandy Warhol as they were past shags coming to haunt them at an Xmas
party. And they were pretending to be tinsel.
Trivia question 2: In the 2nd story, what is Miss Julia's occupation? (aside from Canadian nutcase) Band photographer
And finally: What the fook does "GB" really stand for?
GUESTBOOK! Not gameboy, greatbritain, great boobs, get back, or gary
barlow.