1. if you could be a musical instrument, what would you be?
A cowbell.
2. what's your fave material as far as underwear goes?
PVC?
3. how many children do you plan on having?
None....well maybe I'll adopt a couple Vietnamese orphans or summing. Dunno. 4. when did you last have yer period?
Hmmmmm.....lemme get out my little pocket calendar..dyou guys actually keep a schedule of yer cycle? About 2 weeks or so ago.
5. what type of pads do you use?
Always should die....Stayfree all the way!!
6. which member of Blur do you find the most attractive?
Alex....oooh that flop. (not to mention the obsessive chain-smoking and trademark cheesy grin)
7. what coloured lip gloss/ eyeliner do you own?
Every colour of the rainbow, my friend.
8. what does the word "cream" mean to you (for Red particularly)?
The time there was a little misunderstanding...funny that...surprisingly I'm on the same track as Jules's answer here.
9. would you ever go somewhere to track down a lad/chick that didnt write?? (bastards!)
Well I'm going to Southhamtpon w/ LC...
10. in ten words or less, describe how you feel about pvc pants.
I LOVE THEM. ON EVERYONE. Everyone should just wear pvc everything and we would all just get along so much better. Well mebbe not everyone...seriously though.
11. whats the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "handcuffs"? Damon Albarn and many cans of whipped cream. Paul as well. Oh, Damon and Paul. That would be fun.
12. Do you enjoy The Bill? Do you even get The Bill?
I don't get the Bill and frankly I'm tired of hearing about it. ;)
How dyou feel about glitter?
Duh...I wrote the book on glitter, my friend.
4.
Whats the best thing aboot being Australian/Venezuelan/Canadian/American/English?
Um I guess....McDonalds? Okay, so its greasy and disgusting and they kill millions of innocent cows every year but....they also sacrifice millions of potatoes every year to make those delish french fries.
15. What type of knickers do you prefer to wear? If any at all? (bikini, thong, etc.) Velcro. (imagine that!)
16. What's your favourite colour of nail varnish?
Black & purple (as well as sparkles)
17. How dyou feel about Tori Amos? Or, for Kali's sake, the Dandy Warhols?
No comment on Tori, to save myself the abuse from the entire gb crowd... The Dandys, however....mmmmmmmmmmm!!
18. Name any Ewan McGregor movie you've seen where he doesn't run around naked.
Um. Erm. Well...no. Wait!.....no. Erm.......I think every film I've seen him in he's been naked in at least one part. Damn. But I suppose he remained relatively fully clothed in Brassed Off, Star Wars Ep.1 and through most of A Life Less Ordinary....except when they shagged but he's only half naked for a bit...it still counts.
19. Kelly Jones or Courtney Taylor (LC, taylor) from the Dandy's?
Kelly cos I prefer Peter Holmstrom from the dandys...;)
20. Crispian Mills or the singer from Lo-Tel (or in everyone elses case apart from LC;....um.... Jonny Greenwood)?
Crispy of the Mills! Crispy of the Mills!!!
21. Name the song that best describes you.
"who feels love" by Oasis.
22. Name the band that is the most like you.
Oasis, cos theyre all drunken lunatics. Actually I'll say the Smashing Pumpkins cos they seem moody enough, right? Right. Billy Corgan especially cos he writes really cool poetry. I wanna have his children someday.
23. Name the TV show that is most like you.
Friends. If watch it enough I start becoming one of the characters. Scary thought...but yeah, Id say that. I mean it seems like a pretty empty headed show and pretty mainstream but I like it a lot and it makes me laugh, just like stuff makes the characters laugh. Stuff about life makes me laugh and the writers for Friends seem to have figured out that stupid kind of stuff that makes me laugh and put it into this show, so thats why I chose it. cos we all fuck up but when it comes down to it we've usually got a friend around to help us out.
24. Name the country that is most like you.
Country? Erm...Holland, free beer and free prostitutes all the time.(That is Holland, right?) Okay, how about India?
25. If you could name your child after a song, what would it be?
"Mystical Machine Gun" by Kula Shaker. Wouldnt it be hilarious to have a kid named "mystical machine gun"? Call 'em "Gunny" for short. I crack myself up.
The Take That section:
1. Which Take That member has Red met who was wearing more make up than her and looked like he really didn't need the box of chocolates she gave him?
Mark Owen? I dunno...I haven't been priviledged enough to hear this story...
2. Which TT song does the following lyrics come from and who sang it? 'If you get a flu attack/for 30 days you're on your back/ doing not a single dance'
We dont get take that over here! ahh!!
3. Who's the girliest member in Take That? (limit of 1000 words please)
How about all of 'em? Judging by the one music video I've seen, thats my answer.
The trivia section:
Trivia question 1: In the first story, what did Red buy as an x-mas tree substitute for the holidays? (bonus points if you can explain what Kali & LC were hiding as and who they were hiding from.)
Well y'see red had bought this huge indian elephant statue and plonked it in our living room...and then all our past shags came up as part of the apocalypse to plague us so LC and I tried to disguise ourselves as tinsel on the xmas elephant.
Trivia question 2: In the 2nd story, what is Miss Julia's occupation? (aside from Canadian nutcase)
I liked Paul's answer. A hooker. hehehe. She's a photographer.
And finally: What the fook does "GB" really stand for?
"gangsta bitches"! Duh!!!!
"I'm leaving all that I've seen
Now all my emotions fill the air I breathe."