julia's answers

1. if you could be a musical instrument, what would you be?

I already am a musical instrument

2. what's your fave material as far as underwear goes?

well then...

3. how many children do you plan on having?

none at the rate i'm going [sniff sniff]....i guess i could always adopt....

4. when did you last have yer period?

sometime last month

5. what type of pads do you use?

always something or other, fooked if i know what kind. they're short and thin with wings and have a heart on the packaging....does that help?

6. which member of Blur do you find the most attractive?

dave rowntree. he's my man if there ever was one.

7. what coloured lip gloss/ eyeliner do you own?

lipgloss, nope. but i do own a variety of different eyeliners....blue, black, purple, dark foresty green...

8. what does the word "cream" mean to you (for Red particularly)?

friday nights at jess' house behind locked doors....:) [sorry guys]

9. would you ever go somewhere to track down a lad/chick that didnt write?? (bastards!)

huh?

10. in ten words or less, describe how you feel about pvc pants.

they look amazing on other people {im drooling, reenah} but i could never wear them cause i'm not one for uncomfortable clothing.

11. Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the world "handcuffs"?

i used to own a set of keys that belonged to someone's handcuffs....pity that poor bloke....pity the person he's locked up to even more....

12. Do you enjoy The Bill? Do you even get The Bill?

what in the bloody FOOK is the bill!!!???!?!?! {i'm still hazy on this one}

13. How dyou feel about glitter?

mmmmmmm....but only in moderate quantities. and not on girls, only guys....then it can be as mcuh as you want...

14. Whats the best thing aboot being Australian/Venezuelan/Canadian/American/English?

i get to argue my ass off about how i say the word 'about'. and i *do* say 'abowt' not fucking 'aboot'!

15. What type of knickers do you prefer to wear? If any at all? (bikini, thong, etc.)

hotpantsy sort of style? is that a style? i'm not up on this stuff

16. What's your favourite colour of nail varnish?

oi fuck you guys!

17. How dyou feel about Tori Amos? Or, for Kali's sake, the Dandy Warhols?

i looooooooove tori! mmmmmm.....tori tori tori! "i need a big loan / from the girl zone..." yum yum yum!

18. Name any Ewan McGregor movie you've seen where he doesn't run around naked.

huh? who's he?

19. Kelly Jones or Courtney Taylor (LC, taylor) from the Dandy's?

who're they?

20. Crispian Mills or the singer from Lo-Tel (or in everyone elses case apart from LC;....um.... Jonny Greenwood)?

[this initiation thinger is getting quite biased....]

21. Name the song that best describes you.

up up up up up up by ani >difranco!!!

"half of learning how to play
is learning what not to play
and she's learning the spaces she leaves
have their own things to say
she's trying to sing just enough
so that the air around her moves
and make music like mercy
that gives what it is
and has nothing to prove
she goes out on a limb
and begins to build a home
and it's enough just to look around
and know that she's not alone"

22. Name the band that is the most like you.

ani ani ani! [i wish...sob sob...]

23. Name the TV show that is most like you.

tv show? ummm...no.

24. Name the country that is most like you.

greece

25. If you could name your child after a song, what would it be?

talula

The Take That section:

1. Which Take That member has Red met who was wearing more make up than her and looked like he really didn't need the box of chocolates she gave him?

2. Which TT song does the following lyrics come from and who sang it? 'If you get a flu attack/for 30 days you're on your back/ doing not a single dance'

3. Who's the girliest member in Take That? (limit of 1000 words please)

I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT TAKE THAT!!! {who the hell are these dudes anyway?????}

The trivia section:

Trivia question 1: In the first story, what did Red buy as an x-mas tree substitute for the holidays? (bonus points if you can explain what Kali & LC were hiding as and who they were hiding from.)

a rather large tower of whipping cream???

Trivia question 2: In the 2nd story, what is Miss Julia's occupation? (aside from Canadian nutcase)

S&M mad woman????

And finally: What the fook does "GB" really stand for?

great breasts. {with me on this one, paul?}