"I'm so glad you could make it. I have so many things to tell you. You must be feeling quite fragile by now, I expcet. This house, it... does things to the mind."- Jervis Tetch, quoted from the book 'Arkham Asylum' by Grant Morrison.

1. Most of these are stolen, if they have not been stolen already
2. I am insane
3. There are no gods, save for the ones we create
4. Mathematics and numeric principle is the only universal constant
5. There is no hell, save for what we create for ouselves while we are alive
6. Shape up or ship out
7. Darwin is correct. Evoltuion is more than a fact, it's a no fucking duh fact.
8. Christianity as well as all religious superstition is stunting the evolution of humanity
9. Each and every human has the potential for godhood. Most of it is squandered.
10. The want is conditional according to the need (i.e. Want to live? Then you need food. Want food? Then you need money. Want money? Then you need a job. Want a job? Then you need education. Want education? Then you need school. Want school? Then you need to confrom.
11. And who wants to conform?
12. Some wants are not worth the need
13. We want what we can never have
14. We don't need what we want
15. All crime is motivited by either greed, hate, or necessity
16. Thoughtcrime originates through the necessity to escape and/or evolve
17. You cannot spell evolve without evol
18. Love spelled backward is evol.
19. Live spelled backward is evil
20. Lived spelled backward is devil
21. You only wish you were like me
22. The heart attack is a very generic way to die
23. All gods become devils in the course of their lifespans.
24. One day I'll get my wings, and I will fly away from here, far away.
25. The individual is disposable.
26. There is such a thing as the living dead.
27. A fixation on icons results in the abandonment of the creative process.
28. Excessive usage promotes stress and breakage
29. Lack of usage promotes atrophy
30. An Exaggeration of details can emphasize point perspectives
31. Important details can and usualy are lost in the translation...
32. Overexposure to the sun results in disintegration/cancer.
33. Internal thoughts and concepts are reflecting in everything that is touched.
34. Creativity becomes obsolete as it is produced.
35. As production continues the possibilities of new creativity becomes narrower and narrower, until creativity devours itself, becoming homage, or, eventualy, pop.
36. The function of the heart is not to sustain emotion but to supply the body with a fresh circulation of oxygenated blood.
38. Emotions are the result of various chemical reactions within the brain that can be controlled with the proper medication.
39. There are three types of god. The Inspirational, the explinational, and the political.
40. Love is not wanting to save someone from the wrath of an outdated god. Love is accepting people for whom they are, recognizing their faults and attributes and deciding that their attributes outweigh their faults.
41. Who is the true zombie? At least I am self aware. But what good is being self aware when no one is aware of you?
42. Everything can be simplified in equation into a series of ingrediants and procedure that will yeild sufficient or similar results for what is desired with a minimal margin of error.
43. Obsolete: Things that serve no purpose or hinder the aquisition of goal.
44. Godhood is obtainable through knowledge.
45. Emotional dependance is obsolete and unprofitable. People are very unreliable, undependable, fickle, exhaustable, disposible.
46. Destroy all evidance of failure. Then there is no failure to speak of.
47. Failure is inexcusable. There is no room for failure.
48. Anything worth doing is not only worth doing well, it is worth doing perfectly.
49. Sometimes I don't know why I even bother.
50. I still don't like being stared at.
51. The payoff is not worth any negative potential outcomes. EVER.
52. Emotional Vitality is not necessary for the maintaining of the physical body. If it becomes a hinderance it is not impossible to amputate.
53. It hurts to meet ANYONE in the eye.
54. Oh, I am better that crooked. I am unstructured.
55. I am a VCR.
56. I am the anti-life.
57. If I wasn't so anti-christ, I'd be puritan.
58. Like all creatures of the night, I must be invited in.
59. Yes, no one loves me. But that really doesn't bother me anymore.
60. Without distractions, Life is a very slow and painful death.
61. The public school system seeks to systematical eliminate distractions.
62. I am evil. and proud.
63. God has no girlfriends. But the pagan gods had them coming out of the woodwork.
64. People are all they same, like they are mass produced from the same factory.
65. It's exciting the air of intimidation I generate by my mere presence.
66. Everyone loves a good punk rock show.
67. Loving is not an art. It is a job, and a very stressful, cumbersome laberous unrewarding job at that.
68. Delerium is hot.
69. I am on my way.
70. Coherant thoughts are a thing of the past.
71. Consistancy is obsolete.
72. All unoriginality was once original.
73. One should take pride in rejection. Wit the current state of society, who would want to be accepted?
74. When the majority of persons dislike you, it becomes very profitable to develop masochistic tendencies.
75. I think I finaly learned not to invite myself anywhere anymore.
76. I am the uninvited. You know you need me.
77. Art is not necessary for the communication of essential concepts, nor is originality.
78. Concepts can become lost in the creative process. Sometimes simplicity is best.
79. The classics never go out of style.
80. Some people evolve. Some people evolve and then become content with what they have evolved into and remain with it. Either way there is a point where one must stop.
81. The only purposes that sexual intercourse serve are impregnation and the transmittal of disease. Orgasm can just as easily be obtained through masturbation.
82. Orgasm is not necessary to maintain bodily function. It is one of those things the subconsciousness assumes it needs.
83. Assume makes an ass of u and me
84. Masturbation is no different than shitting or pissing. It is another way to get rid of unnecessary or wastefull body fluids/products.
85. I have returned. May the heavens tremble.
86. Who needs orgainzation? Disorganization works just fine.
87. No matter hard I deny this, I am far from independance. But I am closer to it than most persons.
88. If I cannot alter the world, then I must destroy it, or at least poison it a little.
89. I think I am long overdue for an evolution. I'm sure one is creeping up on me now.
90. It would be nice if evolution was quicker. Like instantanous.
91. Time flies when you are inert.
92. Love is obsolete. Attraction has yet to be negated.
93. Attraction is the result of a certain combination of biochemicals reacting, triggerd by sensory input.
94. All ideas are the result of chemical reactions triggered by a certain combination of key words or vibration frequencies.
95. If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you do the same? For me, everyone HAS already jumped off the cliff, and I am stuck here alone. All alone in my individuality...
96. What good is individuality if you have no one to share it with?
97. Misery might love company, but company despises misery
98. Acceptance is good, but obediance is better
99. We are nice when we can be, and cruel when we need to be
100. The good may outnumber the bad, but the bad always seem to outweigh the good.
101. You CAN judge a book by it's cover, especialy in this day and age of advertisement.