Show Program Live from Afghanistan National Arena     Sin Vs. Brittany Fox   Dark Wolf Vs. Terry woods   Big Dogg Teddy Ted Vs. Kevin Cage

 

 

 

 

English Wrestling Championship

 

Presents

 

Commercially Crazy

Video Package

 

[The black screen fades into an image of the EWC logo and then bursts into a compilation of video highlights.]

 

X Sky Flying high W

 

[Bungle gets off the horse and runs round to Little Jay as Maze slides into the ring, Isaac Spy and James Double-Ohh grab him and hit a double spike DDT.]

 

X You know how I feel W

[Dark Wolf is lifted up and Jon Rage bends him over. Rage hooks both of Dark Wolf’s arms and lifts his legs in the air hitting a double underhook piledriver on the ladder. Jon Rage stands up onto the desk over the body of Dark Wolf and raises his hands.]

 

X Sun in the sky W

 

[Jon Rage kicks Dark Wolf as he tries to get up, Rage climbs up onto the ring apron trying to stay away from the barbed wire, Wolf gets to his feet and Jon Rage jumps off the apron grabbing Dark Wolf by the head and spinning round hitting a DDT.]

 

 

X You know how I feel W

[Erik Maze stomps on the chest of Ryan Corey as he tries to get up, Maze grabs him by the hair and throws him straight into the corner face first. Maze grabs him from behind and locks on a reverse waist lock, Maze bridges back.]

 

X Blue Shifting on by W

 

[Jon Rage starts to climb up the ladder, he makes his way up as Dark Wolf lays on his back. Dark Wolf gets to his hands and knees and pushes the ladder. Jon Rage falls 20 feet into the dumpster from the top of the cage.]

 

X You know how I feel W

 

[Wolf runs across the roof of the second cage thirty five feet high above the ring he gets to the edge of the cage and throws Jon Rage into the air. Rage’s body bounces off the steel mesh via the shoulders, he does a backwards roll and falls of the first cage, he tries to grab hold on the way down but ends up landing on the announcers desk. Perry Haggar stands up looking stunned as Dougie sits there in shock.]

 

X It’s a new dawn, new day, new life for me W

 

[Erik Maze bridges back and nails Jon Rage with a German Suplex.]

 

X And I’m feeling good W

 

[James Double-Ohh clotheslines Sin as Isaac Spy knocks Dragon off the apron and sends him crashing into the guard railings.]

 

X Sunshine you know how I feel W

 

[Widow uses all her strength to drive Dark Wolf to the mat in submission.]

 

X River running free you know how I feel W

 

[Isaac Spy lifts Dragon into the air as James Double-Ohh is on the top rope. Spy holds Dragon in the air with a hanging vertical suplex, James Double-Ohh jumps in the air and hits Dragon with a flying cross body.]

 

X Blossom in a tree you know how I feel W

 

[Dougie and Perry manage to dive out of the way as Jon Rage hits the desk with the back of his head but the desk doesn’t break and he just rolls off the back. Haggar picks up his headset again.]

 

X It’s a new dawn, it’s a new day, new life for me W

 

[Black Widow is bent over and Dark Wolf lifts her up onto his shoulders, he hooks her arms and drops her down onto the ironing board that topples over and Black Widow lands on the back of her head.]

 

X And I’m feeling good W

 

[Jon Rage sends Big Dogg Teddy Ted across the ring and into the corner. Rage runs in and hits a big spinning heel kick.]

 

X People running round in the sun W

 

[Sin runs into the ropes he jumps over Isaac Spy and knocks James Double-Ohh off the apron before turning round and kicking Isaac in the head as he gets to his feet.]

 

X You know what I mean W

 

[Juvenile picks up a chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring and pulls Erik Maze up. Juvenile bends down Erik Maze and goes for a DDT into the chair but Maze blocks it and lifts up Juvenile and drops him down on the back of the chair.]

 

X Butterflies having fun W

 

[Black Widow looks as Erik Maze starts to get to his feet. She backs off in the ring and then runs diving over the top rope doing a summersault suicide dive landing on Erik Maze.]

 

X You know what I mean W

 

[The ladder falls over and both wrestlers who are on the ladder fly off. Maze flies over the barbed wire and smashes straight through the glass and then through the two tables going through them with the back of his head. Rage falls off the ladder and goes through the barbed wire and climbs the end of the table before hitting the ringside mats.]

 

X Trees blowing in the wind W

 

[Maze sends Juvenile across the ring with an Irish whip, he comes off the ropes and Maze kicks him in the stomach and lifts him up for a powerbomb!]

 

X You know what I mean W

 

[Ryan Shaffer stands in the middle of the ring trying to split Erik Maze and Dark Wolf up from brawling.]

 

X It’s a new dawn, new day, new life for me W

 

[Juvenile picks up a chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring and pulls Erik Maze up. Juvenile bends down Erik Maze and goes for a DDT into the chair but Maze blocks it and lifts up Juvenile and drops him down on the back of the chair.]

 

X Stars when you shine W

 

[Sin is up and Dragon nails him with a hard right hand taking him down. Ice gets up and swings at Dragon, he ducks and locks on a reverse waist lock on Ice and throws him over the top rope with a  German Suplex.]

 

X You know how I feel W

 

[Dougie Wright and Perry Haggar both sitting at their announcing desk with headsets on in front of them on the table is the English Heavyweight Championship, International Heavyweight Championship, World Hardcore Championship, World Television Championship and the English Trilogy Championship.]

 

X Sand on the pine W

 

[Dark Wolf is pulled off the apron and rolled onto the announcing desk. Jon Rage climbs onto the desk and pulls up Dark Wolf, he bends him down and lifts his legs up dropping down for a  piledriver but the announcing desk doesn’t break and Dark Wolf rolls off the table.]

 

X You know how I feel W

 

[Erik Maze gets into the ring and pulls up James Double-Ohh he sends him across the ring into the ropes, he comes off the ropes and swings for a clothesline, James Double-Ohh ducks it and runs into the ropes. Maze turns round and goes for a kick, James catches the boot and spins him round, Maze swings for another clothesline but James Double-Ohh ducks it and runs across the ring into the ropes, he comes off and Erik Maze bends over for a back body drop, James jumps over him and goes into the ropes again, Maze turns round and James Double-Ohh goes for a leap frog and turns round, he hits Erik Maze with a right hand, he swings for a second but Maze ducks it and hits a Northern Lights Suplex.]

 

 

X Yea I’m feeling W

 

[Dark Wolf has his arm lifted in the centre of the ring and is handed the English Heavyweight Championship.]

 

X It’s my life W

[Spy runs into the ring, he spins round Big Dogg and nails him with a kick to the stomach and then a big DDT. Isaac Spy runs over to the corner as Erik Maze enters the ring, Spy grabs Maze and tosses him out of the ring.]

 

X And you know how I feel W

[Bungle gets off the horse and runs round to Little Jay as Maze slides into the ring, Isaac Spy and James Double-Ohh grab him and hit a double spike DDT.]

 

 

X It’s a new dawn, a new  life for me W

 

[Fades into an image of the EWC logo.]

 

 

 

Interview

[The lights dim to a cool blue, as 'Just got Wicked' by Cold plays over the  PA systems. The crowd boo. The letters K-E-V-I-N-C-A-G-E flash across the  screen in white text against the blue background}

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Here comes The Devastator!

[He stands in the middle of the ring, motioning for a microphone]

PERRY HAGGAR: This should be interesting!

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Let's here what this bas[beep]ard has to say!

Kevin Cage: So it seems that people think that...they'll get away with interfering in MY business...

DOUGIE WRIGHT: That man attacked Rayne at Corporal Punishment!

PERRY HAGGAR: I think he was trying to check the severity of Rayne's injuries..

DOUGIE WRIGHT: If by checking you mean injuring further...

Kevin Cage: As far as Corporal Punishment goes...Well...let's just say that there's been a drought here in the EWC and the WFWA...and it's time for MY RAIN.

[The crowd is giving Kevin heat]

Kevin Cage: Now...let's see what happens for attacking me...while my back is turned...Roll the clip!

[The camera pans to the Bungle-Tron, then it switches to the bungle tron full screen. The scene switches to Midweek Madness, a NGWA show]

 

Incident NGWA: Midweek Madness May 15th 2002

James McFlie - Ladies and Gentlemen our Main Event this evening is scheduled for one fall, introduing first weighing in at 180 lbs ... Switchblade.

[Switchblade Entrance.]

James McFlie - And his opponent...

[McFlie is cut off as on the video wall comes alive with images from backstage, Red Wolf the Urufu is powering through the backstage corridors on his way to ring, all of a sudden his is attacked from behind by Kevin Cage.]

..Heel Heat...

Luke Gallagher - What the hell is this?  Thats Kevin Cage from EWC.

Ed Foo Jung - He was here for Corporal Punishment I assumed he'd gone back to England by now!

Luke Gallagher - So did I!

[Cage with a clothesline from behind takes Red Wolf down to the concrete floor.  As Red Wolf gets back to his feet, Cage drives a kick into his midsection, hooks him in a Double Arm DDT and plants him on the concrete.]

Luke Gallagher - The swine has just attacked the Urufu, and he's scheduled to be facing Switchblade now!

Ed Foo Jung - This is great!

[Cut back to ringside as Gallagher stares at the video screen in front of him, with a concearned look on his face and his finger holding his earplug in.  Switchblade talking to the referee.  Ed Foo Jung laughs is laughing like a Jackel. The scene shows Kevin Cage back in the ring.]

Interview

 

[Cage is still in the ring]

Kevin Cage: So wolves....Prepare to be neutered. Cuz no matter what time it is, where ever you are, I will be hunting...Both of you..

[Crowd Boos]

DOUGIE WRIGHT: He's completely lost it!

Kevin Cage: Red...

[Crowd chants Dark Wolf]

Kevin Cage: and Dark Wolf...it's going to be LIGHTS' OUT for both of you! Hit my music!

 

[‘Just Got Wicked’ starts to play again before cutting to the back.]

 

Incident

 

 

[The scene opens backstage there are some Afghan people watching as a big Range Rover arrives, the drivers and passenger doors open and out get to young men they walks up to the camera and one push it away.]

 

Man: [Strong Irish accent] Lets hope them lady boys are already here.

 

Other Man: To right, nothing ‘ll make me happier than kicking the sh[beep]t out of some Brits.

 

[The men walk off.]

 

Interview

 

[The scene opens backstage in Brittany Fox's dressing room.  Immediately we see her, looking displeased and holding some sort of black garment in her hand.  Her long blond hair is pushed back and she wears a white Black Widow baby-t and tight blue jeans.]

Brittany Fox: What in the hell is THIS supposed to be!?

[She holds out the bismarck that she is supposed to wear for her match. It's long to the floor with only a space in the eyes cut-out for her to see.]

Brittany Fox: There ain't no way that ah'm gonna' be able to wrestle in this damn thing!  It's got all the mobility of a five year old on Halloween dressin' like a ghost!  An' 'ah ain't here to collect no candy, neither!  Heck, 'ah don't even know if they HAVE candy in Afghanistan!  Do they?

[She holds the bismarck up again and looks over it herself, shaking her head.]

Brittany Fox: If 'ah have to wear this curtain, then why didn't Sin have to wear a turban?  'Ah think there just might be a conspiracy against
'lil Brittany Fox!  No matter.  Sheet or no sheet, Sin ain't gonna' be able to contend with the world's number one cruiserweight.

[She looks unhappily at the bismarck, again.]

Brittany Fox: See ya' in the ring, cowboy.  That's if these eyeholes are big enough....

[Brittany lets out a sigh, and the scene fades with her still inspectingthe outfit.]

 

Announcers

 

[The scene opens with Dougie Wright and Perry Haggar sitting behind the EWC Announcing Desk. Perry has his ‘USA’ T-Shirt on with dark sunglasses while Dougie is wearing the much more conservative checked red shirt.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Can you imagine this….We are sitting here in the capital of Afghanistan, in this out door stadium where 40,000 people have come today. We have people from the peace keeping mission as well as locals from Kabul and as far as we know this is their very first taste of wrestling.

 

PERRY HAGGAR: And they are being treated to a great main event, I can’t get over the fact Shaffer has signed such a big match here tonight. Kevin Cage and Big Dogg Teddy Ted in a cage match.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Big Dogg Teddy Ted did a fine job representing EWC in the six man tag team match against WWW at the WFWA Pay Per View, and in just a few minutes we will have highlights of that very match.

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Kevin Cage was also involved in that pay per view when he attacked Rayne after he lost his World Heavyweight Championship in a ladder match to Red Dragon.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: That is a big loss for Rayne and EWC but I’m sure that it wont be to long before EWC has the World Heavyweight Champion on its roster.

 

PERRY HAGGAR: The English Heavyweight Champion is also on the show today as he takes on Terry Woods in a non championship match, this will be a real gage on the talent of Terry Woods who has been attracting a great deal of praise since entering in EWC.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: And the opening match will be Brittany Fox taking on Sin in a Afghan street fight.

 

PERRY HAGGAR: That has to be a first.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: I’m pretty sure it is…Now its time to have a look at how Big Dogg Teddy Ted, Terry Woods and Sin got on when they took on three of WWW’s best in a six man tag team match.

 

[Cuts to action]

 

               

Jayzon Cage, R.J. Harris & Chris Egerton Vs. Big Dogg Teddy Ted, Sin & Terry Woods WFWA Corporal Punishment May 12th 2002

 

[Sin, Big Dogg Teddy Ted and Terry Woods are in one corner, R.J. Harris, Chris Egerton and Jayzon Cage in the other.]

 

Luke Gallagher - It's WWW v EWC to start off the night here at Corporal Punishment.

 

Ed Foo Jung - Should be a good way to start the night!

 

James McFlie - Welcome everyone to WFWA Corporal Punishment.  To start off tonight’s proceedings it's a 6-man tag match scheduled for one fall.  From California representing WWW Chris Egerton, Jayzon Cage and RJ Harris.  And their opponents from England representing EWC Sin, Big Dogg Teddy Ted and Terry Fn Woods.

 

[Ding, Ding.]

 

[All six men jump in the ring, Big Dogg Teddy Ted grabs a hold of Chris Egerton, Irish Whip sends Egerton to the ropes and Ted sends him high over the top rope to the outside.  RJ Harris and Sin exchange blows and Cage and Woods go at it.]

 

Luke Gallagher - Well the referee will have trouble keeping this under control with Federation Pride at stake.

 

Ed Foo Jung - Yeah but Horsemen would kill all these guys.

 

[Td and Sin start to double team Harris beating him down in the corner, Cage takes Woods down with an Armdrag take down and kicks him in the spine.]

 

Luke Gallagher - We have a great night’s action ahead.

 

Ed Foo Jung - That we do.  Red Dragon will be crowned World Heavyweight Champion!

 

[Cage quickly blindsides Sin, and sends him through the ropes with a shove to the outside, Big Dogg Teddy Ted turns and plants a punch to Cage's head which sends him backwards, Harris kneels down behind Ted and Cage pushes him over.  Harris starts hitting Ted in the head.]

 

Luke Gallagher - That’s not all that’s on the line, all WFWA Titles are to be defended tonight and we should see some good fed action as well.

 

Ed Foo Jung - Some of the biggest names in Wrestling are here tonight, the biggest names from around the world!

 

[Woods with a spear takes Cage to the outside as both men hit the floor, Officials on the outside start to organise things and force Sin and Woods back to one corner, Cage and Egerton to the other, leaving Harris and BDTT in the ring.]

 

Luke Gallagher - The biggest names are here no doubt, it should be one hell of a show!

 

Ed Foo Jung - I can't argue with you Gallagher, it should be one hell of a show.

 

[Harris drags BDTT back to his feet, lifts him up and BDTT crashes back down with a Snap Suplex, Harris is quick to stomp BDTT to keep him down, Harris drags BDTT back up, Irish Whips sends Ted to the ropes,  he comes back off the ropes and Harris sends him down with a Drop Kick to the face.]

 

Luke Gallagher - After that frenetic start to proceedings seemingly it's R.J. Harris and Big Dogg Teddy Ted starting things off in this one.

 

Ed Foo Jung - But the big story here is between Woods and Cage those two can't stand each other!

 

[Harris drags Ted back up, pushes him back into the WWW Corner, kicks BDTT in the gut and tags in Chris Egerton.  Egerton and Harris with a double kick to the gut of Ted drag him out of the corner and hit a Double Team Implant DDT.  Harris slides out.  Egerton brings BDTT to his feet, Irish Whip sends BDTT to the ropes and Egerton jumps and take him down with a Hurricanrana.]

 

Luke Gallagher - Indeed they can't Woods and Cage have some history but BDTT is on the end of a beating in the early going here.

 

Ed Foo Jung - Egerton is a small guy with great speed he'll need to use that to keep the powerhouse that is Big Dogg Teddy Ted down.

 

[Egerton quickly back to his feet, bounces off the ropes and hit’s a dropkick to the head of BDTT as he started to get back to his feet.  Chris Egerton hits some mounted punches to the head of BDTT, then brings the big man back to his feet, Irish Whip by Egerton is reversed as BDTT sends the smaller competitor across the ring.  BDTT goes for a clothesline but it’s ducked by Egerton who hit’s the bottom rope, and comes back with a Springboard Diving Elbow to the face.  Egerton goes for a pin.]

 

Luke Gallagher – First attempted pinfall in this match by Team WWW.

 

 

 

[..1..]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[..2..]

 

 

 

[..KickOUt!..]

 

Ed Foo Jung – Big Dogg Teddy Ted kicks out.

 

[Chris Egerton is back to his feet and quickly stomps away at BDTT keeping him down, Egerton garbs the ears of BDTT and drags him back up and pushes him back into the corner, before coming in with a kick to the gut and tagging in Jayzon Cage.]

 

Luke Gallagher – Team WWW doing a very good job of cutting of the ring in this one and keeping the Big Dogg in their corner, Isolating one man that’s good strategy.

 

[Cage with a couple of shots to the head of BDTT in the corner, Irish Whip by Cage sends BDTT across the ring, BDTT comes back of the ropes and Cage takes him over with a flying armdrag.]

 

Ed Foo Jung – Which’s what Tag Teaming is all about!

 

[Cage applies a Chinlock driving his knee into the top of BDTT’s spine with his hands locked tight around his chin, Cage pulls back hard.]

 

Luke Gallagher – All these men have a big opportunity here at Corporal Punishment to make a name for themselves, Jayzon Cage and I believe R.J.Harris have held WFWA titles in the past but none recently.

 

Ed Foo Jung – Well they have to grabs the bull by the proverbial horns and seize their opportunity.

 

[Cage still has BDTT locked in the Chinlock, but Terry Woods comes in and kicks Cage in the spine forcing him to release the hold.  Referee starts to force Woods out the ring, Harris comes in and with Cage the two start to stomp BDTT.  Woods points at the blatant double team effort but the referee is insistent on returning him to the EWC corner.]

 

Luke Gallagher – I believe both Sin and Ted from EWC have had chances to claim WFWA Gold in the past but have fallen short.

 

Ed Foo Jung – Terry Woods isn’t help his EWC team Mate here as Cage and Harris Double Team him.

 

[Woods steps through the ropes with a few more remarks at the referee as he does so.  Harris and Cage bring BDTT to his feet and double Irish whip, BDTT hits the ropes and comes back into a double elbow from both men.  Referee asks’ why two WWW men are in the ring Cage makes out that they tagged by clapping his hands together, and steps back to the apron.]

 

Luke Gallagher – We’ve seen Cage, Woods and Sin here in the NGWA on several times when inviting people from other WFWA fed’s to compete for NGWA Titles.

 

Ed Foo Jung – But this a first NGWA experience for Egerton, Harris and Teddy Ted if I’m not mistaken.

 

[Harris from behind lifts BDTT up and hit’s a German Suplex on the back of the neck.]

 

Luke Gallagher – That it is but we hope to see them back at some point if they enjoy the experience.

 

[Harris with couple of stomps to the chest of BDTT continues the onslaught.  Harris bounces off the nearside ropes and drops an elbow on the chest of BDTT.]

 

Ed Foo Jung – Teddy Ted doesn’t seem to be enjoying this he’s been on the end of quite a beating so far in the match.

 

[Harris drags BDTT back to his feet and sends him across the ring with an Irish Whip, BDTT comes back off the ropes, Harris goes for a Shoulderblock but comes off the worst as he’s sent down. BDTT turns and tags in Terry Woods, which brings Cage into the ring, Cage across the ring Woods gets a boot up and kicks Cage in the face, which sends him down.  Egerton starts to come in but Woods drives a kick into the side of the head, which sends Egerton to the floor.]

 

Luke Gallagher – Terry Woods certainly starting off strong for EWC, he’s a rising star in WFWA England.

 

[As Cage and Harris start to get back up, Sin comes in as well charges across the ring and takes Cage to the outside with a clothesline over the top rope.  Harris and Woods start exchanging blows in the middle of the ring.]

 

Ed Foo Jung – Team EWC starting to get back into this match.

 

[Referee forces Sin back to his corner as Woods gets the advantage in the fist fight Irish Whip by Woods sends Harris into the ropes, as Harris comes back off the ropes, Woods drives a knee into his gut which sends him high across the ring and Harris lands hard.]

 

Luke Gallagher – These 6 men could well meet at the next big WFWA Pay Per View Summer Games, which happens in August.  Basically each fed sends four men as a team to represent them.

 

[Woods drags Harris back to his feet, hooks him up and hits a Overhead Release belly to Back Suplex, Harris hit’s the matt hard.  Woods in with some stomps on Harris, before again he lifts him to his feet, sends him across the ring with an Irish whip, Harris hit’s the ropes and comes back straight into a Roaring Elbow which takes him down.]

 

Ed Foo Jung – So your in on this Gallagher who would NGWA be sending?

 

[Woods spies Egerton and Cage in the corner and charges the two and sends them down to the floor with shots to the head of both men.  Woods gets a mouth full from the referee but ignores it charges across the ring and takes down Harris with a clothesline.]

 

Luke Gallagher – I’d take Red Wolf, C.J. Rowell, Ty Walker and Ryan Matthews if all are fit.

 

[Terry Woods tags in Sin who immediately goes to the top rope.]

 

Ed Foo Jung – HA!  Blatant Racism against the Horsemen everyone knows they would be the best four to take!

 

Luke Gallagher – That’s what you wanted me to say and I was never going to, Sin’s up top.

 

Ed Foo Jung – Your racist admit it.

 

[Sin hit’s a Big Frogsplash on Harris for the first Pop of the night.]

 

Luke Gallagher – Shut up Ed.  Sin just hit the Sinners Frog Splash and this could be all!

 

[..OnE..]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[..tWo..]

 

 

 

[Cage grabs the leg of Sin and yanks him out of the ring.]

 

Ed Foo Jung – Cage could just have saved the match for team WWW there!

 

[Terry Woods immediately jumps down and starts exchanging blows with Cage, Egerton in the ring and checking on Harris.]

 

Luke Gallagher – Referee starting to loose control of this.

 

[BDTT comes in and attacks Harris and Egerton.  Sin and Woods on the outside get the advantage over Cage, double Irish Whip by team Sin and Woods sends Cage flying into the Steel Ring Steps.]

 

** Clonk **

 

Ed Foo Jung – Referee’s lost complete control.

 

[BDTT grabs Egerton sends him across the ring with an Irish Whip, Egerton ducks the attempted clothesline and comes back across the ring, with a Flying Shoulderblock which takes BDTT down.  Sin and Woods on the outside continue to stomp Cage.   Harris with some stomps to the chest  BDTT, as Egerton goes to the top.  Harris lifts BDTT up from behind in a German Suplex as Egerton leaps from the top hitting a Missile Dropkick to the face of BDTT.]

 

Luke Gallagher – Indeed he has and The Big Dogg might have lost control of his bodily functions following that Hellacious double team move!

 

[Harris slides out the ring and attacks Sin from behind.]

 

Ed Foo Jung – Could be all!

 

[Egerton hooks the leg.]

 

 

[..oNe..]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[..TwO..]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

????????????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[..Three!..]

 

[Ding, Ding.]

 

[Woods and Harris continue to brawl Sin slides in the ring but Egerton hit’s a Baseball Slide Dropkick to the face to keep him at bay.]

 

James McFlie – Ladies and Gentlemen your winners Egerton, Harris and Cage Team WWW!!!

 

Brittany Fox Vs. Sin Kabul Street Fight

 

[Sin is walking though the streets of Kabul when a woman in full Muslim dress hits him from behind.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: This is going to be an interesting match.

 

[Fox hits a big forearm smash to the face.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Fox is wearing that outfit due to the hard line Muslim feeling here.

 

[Fox throws Sin into the side of a building, she hits Sin in the face again before doubling him over with a knee to the gut.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Its going to be interesting to see what weapons will be used here tonight.

 

[Fox grabs a pot from the ground and goes to smash it in the head of Sin breaking it over his head.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Clay pot to the head!

 

[Brittany Fox hooks the arm and head of Sin and lifts him into the air and throwing him back.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Snap suplex on the hard stony ground here in the Afghanistan capital.

 

[Fox rolls onto Sin and hooks his leg.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: ONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sin kicks out!

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: That was closer than it looked, and just because it wasn’t the biggest move, imagine how hard that is going to hurt on this ground.

 

[Brittany Fox looks at one of the small houses and places her foot in the window hole and climbs up onto the flat roof.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: She is on that small house….I just hope it doesn’t fall down.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: I doubt that there are many people at home, it looks like the whole of Kabul is here in the stadium watching the show.

 

[Sin gets to his feet he looks up where Fox is on the roof still dressed in her full body black outfit, she backs up the house before running and jumping off the edge flipping in the air taking Sin down.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: She dived off the house!

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Flipping Suicide dive off the house!

 

[Fox and Sin lie on the ground, she gets up and kicks Sin in the face before pulling him to his feet.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Sin hasn’t hit an offensive move in this match up yet.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: This match started when Brittany Fox attacked Sin from behind.

 

[Fox lifts Sin up onto her shoulders before dropping him in front of her and she steps over him before back flipping onto Sin.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Sin was thrown down and then Brittany Fox hit a big moonsault.

 

[ONE]

 

 

 

 

 

[TWO]

 

 

 

 

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Sin kicks out!

 

[Fox gets up and looks up at the house again, she walks over and climbs back up, Sin rolls back to his feet looking at her on the house, he then climbs up onto the small one story house before being nailed by Fox.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Brittany is able to hit a big forearm on Sin as he gets onto the roof of the house.

 

[Brittany pulls Sin up and bends him over, he then stands up flipping Fox in the air onto the roof of the house.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: I thought Fox may end up falling off the flat roof there.

 

[Brittany Fox gets up and Sin turns her inside out with a big lariat. Sin then pulls Fox up and lifts her onto his shoulders for a fireman’s carry, he then throws her back.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: He dropped her again on the hard roof of the house.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: A nasty looking Samoan Drop.

 

[Sin stands near the edge of the roof and runs hitting a big legdrop.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: I hope no one is asleep inside that house.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: I doubt they would still be asleep.

 

[Sin gets up and Brittany Fox starts to make her way up to her feet when Sin kicks her in the stomach and it rolls her to the edge of the house. Sin pulls her up and hits a big open palm chop, she returns one and he hits her back.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: They are chopping away at each other on the top of the house.

 

[Sin hooks both arms of Fox and falls back lifting Brittany Fox into the air dropping her down.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Double Underhook Butterfly suplex!

 

[Sin hooks the leg of Brittany Fox.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: ONE

 

 

 

 

TWO

 

 

 

 

 

Sin kicks out!

 

 

 

[Sin pulls up Brittany Fox and hits a big right hand to the face it rocks Fox and she falls off the roof landing on the ground.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Fox just hit the floor hard!

 

[Sin stands on the edge of the roof he jumps into the air going for a frog splash landing on Brittany Fox.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: That is his move….

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Sinner Splash hard on Fox.

 

PERRY HAGGAR: ONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fox kicks out!

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Both wrestlers having chances in this match.

 

[Sin gets to his feet smashes Fox’ head into the wall off a house. Sin bends over Brittany Fox and lifts her onto his shoulders, she bridges back hitting a huricarana.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Sin was dropped on his head.

 

[Brittany Fox kicks dirt in the face of Sin and climbing back up onto the roof. Sin is still on the ground as Fox pulls her way onto the top before she turns and leaps into the air turning back hitting a shooting star press.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: She connects!

 

PERRY HAGGAR: ONE







TWO









THREE!

 

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: There we go….Brittany Fox is the winner!

 

[The door then opens from the house they have been fighting on and a man nails her from behind.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Who is that?

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: That is Krypt…I think that has been Sin’s surprise!

 

[Krypt starts to beat up Brittany Fox kicking dirt in her face.]

 

Interview Amsterdam 19-5-2002

 

 

[Fade into a small Hotel Room in Amsterdam, it’s not lavishly decorated, two simple single beds each with lamp and bedside cabinet, a dull plain carpet
running from white painted wall to white painted wall.  Sitting propped up against the window on a an easy chair next to a table, one half of the EWC
Tag Team Champions, J20 takes a few drags from a rolled cigarette.  Dressed only in a new Dutch National side black away Football shirt with eth word
‘Metgod’ and the number ‘85’ written on the back and a pair of chequered boxer shorts]

[The door to the accompanying En Suite bathroom and his partner Isaac Spy walks into eth room with a towel rapped around his waist.]

Isaac Spy – James we had better get ready to go meet the Valet’s

[James turns to face Isaac looking confused.]

J20 – The Valet’s are flying in?

Isaac Spy – Yeah just for tonight.

[James smirks.]

J20 – Cool that will save me some money, if you know what I mean.

Isaac Spy – Unfortunately yes I do.

[Isaac starts rubbing his hair with a hand towel.]

Isaac Spy – You’d better get ready, otherwise we wont get to the stadium on time.

[This confuses James further.]

J20 – Why are we going to the Amsterdam Arena the Dutch National side are touring America and Ajax’s season finished weeks ago.

Isaac Spy – There’s not any football, but we’d better show up for Commercially Crazy just in case.

J20 – Dude Commercially Crazy is from Afghanistan not Amsterdam.

[Isaac suddenly realises James has well and truly pulled the wool over his eye’s with regards to this trip.]

Isaac Spy – That’s low James, very low!

[Cut back to ringside.]

 

Interview

 

[The cameras returns from the streets of Kabul fixed upon the brown fur of the British Bear, Bungle. Bungle is moving down the hallway as he stares at the magazine fixed in his paws.]

Bungle: "I was hoping Brittany Fox would be in this issue."

[He turns the page]

Bungle: "Hey, Is that Isaac Spy!"

[Suddenly a man pulls the magazine down from the British bears face and slams it to the ground.]

Bungle: "What can I do for you?  Would you like a personal autograph?"

[The camera then moves around and fixes upon the face of the man.  His long black hair and blue eyes stick out with the white wall behind him.  He stares at Bungle before speaking.]

Man: "Well Bungle, do you remember me?"

[Bungle seems to be looking at him and concentrating. Then drool starts to come out of his mouth.]

Bungle: "I hope so!"

[The man stares for a minute at Bungle before he turns around and begins to walk away.]

Bungle: "Wait, where are you going?"

[Bungle begins to give chase like a dog in heat.  He turns a corner that the man turned around.]

[THWACK!!!!!]

[The man busts a chair over the head of Bungle.  Bungle falls to the ground motionless.]

Man: "What do you think of that, Bungle?  Now I bet you trying to blow...your embarrassment of me isn't nearly as funny."

[The camera finally looks really close at this familiar man.  A man seen more then once to the EWC fans.]

Man: "That's right, Nick Bower, "The Impact" is a part of the EWC.  Ryan Shaffer gave me a contract and I plan on doing whatever the hell I please, until the embarrassment is ended."

[Nick slams his foot into the giant head of the bear costume.]

Nick: "Do you remember Dark Wolf coming out and sticking the firecracker in your mouth?  Do you remember him planting me with that DDT?  I sure as hell do."

[Nick points his finger at Bungle while speaking]

Nick: "I won the EWC's one night tournament not to be embarrassed by you in the end.  I won because I wanted to become English Heavyweight Champion."

[Suddenly another familiar voice comes from a ways off.  It's the voice of Ryan Shaffer.]

Shaffer: "And now here is your chance.  Just let the damn bear go.  Bungle is actually very good for marketing, as odd as it seems."

[Nick spins around and holds the chair in his hands.]

Shaffer: "No point in getting physical, Bower.  I gave you this contract because I see all the potential in you to become the champion.  Just not like that."

[Nick throws the chair down the hall and looks at Shaffer .]

Nick: "Fair enough, 'boss'."

[Nick smirks.  Then he turns and begins to walk away.  Shaffer grabs his attention.]

Shaffer: "Oh, and Bower....Welcome to English Championship Wrestling."

[Nick grins and walks away as Shaffer watches.]

 

Dark Wolf Vs. Terry Woods

 

Mike White: This match is scheduled for one fall and coming to the ring from Cleveland, Ohio. He weighs in at 264lbs. Terry Woods!

 

[‘Feel’ by Stained starts to play and Terry Woods walks out, he raises his arms on the entrance way and makes his way to the ring.]

 

Mike White: His opponent hailing from Pittsburgh, United States of America. Weighing in at 275lbs and standing 6’7. He is English Trilogy Champion, the English Heavyweight Champion and the WFWA Double Crown Champion….Dark Wolf!

 

[‘There is a loud howl and Rammstien starts to play. Dark Wolf walks out with his four championship title belts, two round his waist and two over his shoulders. He makes his way to the ring dropping his gold on the apron before entering ht erring.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Woods has been impressive since entering EWC.

 

[Wolf and Woods tie up, Wolf locks on a side headlock before nailing Woods in the side of the head with a hard right hand.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: That drilled him.

 

[Woods falls into the ropes, Dark Wolf grabs him and sends him across the ring with an Irish whip into the ropes he comes off and Dark Wolf hits a big boot to the face. Dark Wolf runs into the ropes at his left, jumps into the air and drops a big fist.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: A second strong right hand from Wolf.

 

[Dark Wolf rolls towards the ropes with a smile on his face, he gets up and raises his arms to the Afghans at ringside, he turns as Terry Woods is getting to his feet. Wolf jumps in the air and connects with a leg drop to the back of the head.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: No right hand there, just a face full of muscle.

 

[Wolf pulls Woods up and scoops him up onto his shoulder, he runs into the corner slamming him into the turnbuckle belts before turning with Woods still on the shoulder of Dark Wolf. Dark Wolf runs into the centre of the ring and drops to his knees driving the head of Terry Woods to the canvas.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Modified Tombstone piledriver!

 

[Wolf stands over Terry Woods and grabs him with both hands around his throat he lifts him up to his feet and then in the air. Wolf turns and throws Woods in the air down to the canvas.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: He is such a strong man, just one of the features that has taken him to the top of his game, not just in EWC but the whole of WFWA.

 

[Dark Wolf takes the left leg of Terry Woods and stomps behind the knee before dropping a leg between the legs of Terry Woods.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Noting seems to be going the way of Terry Woods, so far in this match.

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Dark Wolf is smiling, you can tell he is enjoying this match.

 

[Dark Wolf walks over to the corner as Terry Woods pulls himself up using the ropes, Wolf runs across the ring and hits a big clothesline that sends Terry Woods backwards over the ropes landing on his face at ringside.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: It is moments like this, which show the difference between a champion and a challenger.

 

[Dark Wolf steps out onto the apron and then down to ringside where he takes Woods by the hair and slams him face first into the ringside guard railings. Wolf turns him round and hits a big knife edge chop. Wolf then kicks Woods in the stomach and smashes his face into the ring apron.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: I think that may have just cut Terry Woods open….I don’t think we have seen an EWC match involving Terry where he hasn’t bleed.

 

[Dark Wolf hooks Woods in a side headlock and runs along the ringside area and jumps in the air but Terry Woods blocks the bulldog headlock and lifts Wolf in the air and jumps backwards.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Finally something impressive from Woods, he stopped that bulldog headlock and hit a big belly to back suplex and Wolf went down hard on the back of his head at the ringside area.

 

[Terry Woods climbs onto the ringside area and raises his right arm, he back sup along the apron and runs down it before diving off hitting an elbow drop.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: That connected with Wolf!

 

[Terry Woods kicks Wolf forcing him back into the corner at ringside, Terry Woods continues to stomp. Dark Wolf tries to pull himself up but Woods kicks him back down. Once more Wolf tries to pull himself up but Woods kicks him down. This time Woods backs up and kicks Wolf in the face with a big boot and pulls him to his feet.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Terry Woods is showing that Dark Wolf isn’t the only wrestler in this match that can brawl, and he has made the multi champion bleed, with just a trickle of blood now running from the nose of the champion.

 

PERRY HAGGAR: No wrestler likes the site of their own blood, Woods has to hope that it doesn’t make Wolf made.

 

[Terry Woods sends Dark Wolf across the ringside area into the guard railings he hits them hard before Woods runs at him hitting a big clothesline. Terry Woods then chops Wolf and again before rolling him under the bottom rope into the ring.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: We have a match on here and its really heating up!

 

[Terry Woods climbs onto the apron and then makes his way up the ropes, he has one foot on the top rope and the other on the outside off the middle rope he steps his following foot up onto the top rope and jumps in the air coming down headfirst.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Falling Headbut!

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: And he connected with that high risk move.

 

[Both wrestlers lay on the canvas next to each other, Woods rolls to his feet as Wolf tries to get on his hands and knees.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Both men really came off worse for wear after that but it looks like Terry Woods is going to be on his feet first.

 

[Woods gets to his feet when he turns round to face Dark Wolf he stumbles up and falls into the ropes he comes off and swings at Woods who blocks his right hand and nails him with a  left jab. Wolf falls back into the ropes and swings for anther right hand. Again Woods blocks it and sends Wolf back into the ropes, he comes off this time and Wolf swings again.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Third time lucky?

 

PERRY HAGGAR: NO!

 

[Terry Woods blocks it and ducks behind locking on a reverse waist lock, Woods pushes Wolf across the ring into the ropes, he comes off and Terry Woods hits a standing side kick.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Drilled him with that one!

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Picture perfect super kick!

 

[Terry Woods steps out onto the apron and makes his way up the ropes he gets to the top and looks back but Dark Wolf is on his feet and falls into the ropes knocking Woods down.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: I think Terry Woods was looking for a moonsault there.

 

[Dark Wolf climbs up the corner to meet Terry Woods who has his back to the ring sitting on the top turnbuckle. Wolf lifts Woods in the air and falls back.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Big superplex!

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Woods hit Wolf with one of them on the outside of the ring earlier now Dark Wolf has returned the favour.

 

[Dark Wolf lifts up Terry Woods and sends him into the ropes he comes off and Dark Wolf kicks him in the stomach, he bends down and lifts Woods onto his shoulder but slides down the other side and runs into the ropes, he comes off and Dark Wolf bends down. Terry Woods hooks the right hand off Dark Wolf and drops him down on his head.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: That is his move!

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Front Face Death Drop!

 

PERRY HAGGAR: It must be over now…..ONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…….

 

 

 

 

[Wolf kicks out]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: I can’t believe how close that was.

 

[Dark Wolf is lifted up and Terry Woods sends him into the ropes, he comes off the ropes and swings for a clothesline but Terry Woods ducks it. Wolf goes into the ropes once more this time Woods swings for a clothesline and Woods ducks it. Woods turns round and Dark Wolf grabs him lifting him in the air dropping him down.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Chokeslam!

 

[Dark Wolf pulls the limp body of Terry Woods up and bends him over, he is lifted up onto the shoulder of Dark Wolf and hooks his arms. Wolf throws him in the air forward and drops him down the canvas.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Big Shadow Fang!

 

PERRY HAGGAR: ONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THREE!

 

Mike White: The winner of this match Dark Wolf!

 

[Suddenly Mitsuya Li climbs over the guard railings at ringside.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: It’s the NGWA Federation Champion!

 

[Li rules under the bottom rope as Dark Wolf turns round, Mitsuya Li hits a big lariat. Li starts stomping away as Dark Wolf is on the canvas.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Mitsuya Li will be facing Dark Wolf’s brother soon enough.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: This is a cheap tactic by the Japanese superstar.

 

[Officials run to the ring and separate the two.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: There is on place for this sort of behaviour in EWC.

 

Interview

 

[The former NGWA coast 2 coast champ stands in the back stage.  In front of a board with NGWA/ECW on, Jon appears big compared with the scene, but optical illusions are everywhere.]

 

Jon – At last, I need to win, I need something else around my waist.  I can’t stand here, and not be known for what I should be.  A champion.  Next week there is going to be a battle royal, and now optimism is good, and I can tell you now that I will win that battle royal, I will become the first ECW/NGWA Atlantic coast champion and then people will see why I never actually lost my belt, it was taken, taken by something that cant be wrestled, cant be fought, and that is the establishment.

 

[Cut back to ringside.]

 

Announcers

 

[The scene opens up looking at the announcers.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Have I missed something?

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: There is something fishy going on, first the NGWA Champion Mitsuya Li attacks Dark Wolf and now Jon Mourton is backstage cutting a promo about some battle royal.

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Are you hearing that Dougie?

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Folks we are going to cut backstage as I’m hearing something is going down.

 

[Cuts backstage]

 

Incident

 

[The scene opens up outside the arena, a helicopter is in the air.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Who is in that helicopter?

 

[It starts to lower down to the ground.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: We have seen wrestlers arrive in cars and limos before but never a helicopter.

 

[The helicopter lands and swings open a door but no one gets out.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Who is in that?

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: We can’t stay watching this all night its time for the main event.

 

[Cut to ring]

 

Incident

 

 

[The cage is now in the ring, but then Ryan Shaffer walks out with Bungle and Little Jay by his side. He is holding a microphone.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: This doesn’t look like a cage match.

 

Ryan Shaffer: I sort of have something to say….I got drunk when I was over sorting out Capital Punishment and ended up challenging Oruki Saki and Eric Moreau to a show. So that is why there has been some NGWA faces here tonight…If you wanted to know the show is at the start of June.

 

[Bungle grabs the Microphone.]

 

Bungle: Nick Bower, you’re a very naughty man.

 

[Cuts outside]

 

Incident

 

[The helicopter is still there, then Red Dragon gets out, around his waist is the WFWA World Heavyweight Championship, he walks towards the camera before fading to black.]

 

Kevin Cage Vs. Big Dogg Teddy Ted Cage Match

 

 

Mike White: This match is scheduled for one fall, pin or submission inside this cage. The winner will become the Number One Contender. Coming to the ring from New York, standing 6’9 at 289lbs. He is Big Dogg Teddy Ted!

 

[‘Live my lifestyle’ by Fat Joe starts to play and Big Dogg walks out, he raises his hand and makes his way to the cage he climbs in and shakes the cage testing it out.]

 

Mike White: His opponent from parts unknown, standing 6 foot 6 at 260lbs. The Devastator, Diablo…Kevin Cage!

 

[The lights dim to a cool blue, as 'Just got Wicked' by Cold plays over the PA systems. Crowd boo. The letters K-E-V-I-N-C-A-G-E flash across the screen in white text against the blue background}

I can taste your innocence
So young and sweet like mother made ya
Everything froze into ice
These motherf*ckers just got wicked!

[Pyros shoot off on the ramp way, eruptions happening all through the ramp and then all at the same time, while on the Jumbo Tron: Kevin Cage's name shows on the screen as Kevin appears at the entrance ramp. Kevin raises a hand to the air and points to his shirt. "Insert Catchphrase here" appears on the front and on the back]

Well, I can't explain this little man
Taken over, can't explain the way That I feel

[He walks to the edge of the left side of the entrance raising both of his hands to the air. Crowd Boo]

Well, I can't explain this little man
Taken over, can't explain the way That I feel

[He walks to the edge of the right now doing the same. Crowd Boo]

Everyone got twisted up
Broke got behind my back and
Everyone got twisted up
All your friends got behind
My back and broke it cuz
It's my world

[Then he makes his way to the ring he stands in the center as the singing continues]

Everyone got twisted up
Broke got behind my back and
Everyone got twisted up
All your friends got behind
My back and broke it cuz
It's my world

[Cage climbs up onto the apron entering the cage, Mike White leaves it as the referee locks the door behind him.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: No escape, no interference, just two men.

 

[Kevin Cage and Big Dogg Teddy Ted tie up, Cage pushes Big Dogg up against the cage and then hits him with a knife edge chop. Kevin Cage grabs him and throws him across the ring into the cage.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Big Dogg is the first one to feel the cold metal.

 

[Kevin Cage grabs Big Dogg and spins him round, he hits a big knife edge chop and sends him into the corner with an Irish whip. Cage runs across the ring and hits a big clothesline.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Kevin Cage hits that hard.

 

[Cage rake the head on the cage taking him across the ring and then hooks his leg. Kevin Cage throws himself back hitting a side Russian Leg sweep.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Already Big Dogg is bleeding.

 

[Kevin Cage backs up and jumps in the air hitting a rolling knee drop. Kevin Cage pulls Big Dogg up and sends him straight into the cage wall. Kevin Cage locks on a reverse waist lock before bridging back hitting a release German suplex.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Cage brought Big Dogg down hard with him then.

 

[Big Dogg rolls up to his feet leaning up against the cage, Kevin Cage runs at Big Dogg but he moves out of the way and hits the cage.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Cage hit the cage!

 

[Kevin Cage turns and Big Dogg hits him with a big left jab then a right. Kevin Cage is lifted in the air by Big Dogg onto his shoulder, Dogg runs across the ring and throws Kevin face first into the metal mesh.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: This is really getting brutal.

 

[Big Dogg bends down Kevin Cage and lifts him up in the air dropping him down for a suplex.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: The first real move in this contest.

 

[Big Dogg Teddy Ted pulls up Kevin Cage and sends him into the corner, Big Dogg grabs him round the throat with both hands and lifts him up throwing Kevin Cage down.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Sit Down Short Powerbomb!

 

PERRY HAGGAR: ONE





TWO





KICK OUT!

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: There is a lot on the line in this one.

 

[Big Dogg Teddy Ted locks Kevin Cage in a side headlock and pulls him up, Cage pushes Big Dogg across the ring straight into the cage wall, he stumbles back into the ring, Big Dogg spins him round and lifts him up slamming him down.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: The Devastator!

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: That is his move!

 

[Kevin Cage is lifted up and thrown into the corner, Big Dogg sends him across  the ring into the corner, Big Dogg runs across and jumps hitting a clothesline. Big Dogg then sends Kevin Cage across the ring again he hits he corner and stumbles out holding his lower back. Big Dogg Teddy Ted runs at him and takes him down with a spear.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: He just punched a hole in him.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: There was so much impact there.

 

[Big Dogg Teddy Ted stomps in the face of Kevin Cage and bounces off the ropes before hitting a big leg drop.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: ONE





TWO





[Kevin Cage kicks out]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: That was close!

 

[Kevin Cage is pulled up and sent to the corner. Big Dogg Teddy Ted lifts up Cage and sits him on the top rope. Big Dogg climbs up on the middle rope. Cage hits a big right hand that wobbles Big Dogg but he still holds on and nails Kevin Cage. Cage grabs Big Dogg in a front face lock and stands up holding on the top of the cage. Kevin Cage swings his legs round and drops down to the canvas.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Big Dogg was dropped on his head there!

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Massive Tornado DDT!

 

[Kevin Cage gets to his feet and walks over to the corner, he pulls himself up so he is standing on the top rope holding onto the cage. Big Dogg climbs up to his feet holding his head, Kevin Cage jumps into the air and hits a big flying cross body block.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: ONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TWO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Big Dogg kicks out]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Big Dogg just looked up and saw Kevin Cage flying off the top rope at him.

 

[Kevin Cage pulls the head of Big Dogg and hits him with a big chop hat sends him up against the ropes, he hits another one and sends Big Dogg off the ropes with a Hip toss, Big Dogg rolls to his feet and goes into the ropes, Kevin Cage runs at him and throws him into the air with another hip toss. Big Dogg rolls to his feet once more and Kevin Cage goes for another hip toss but Big Dogg blocks it. Big Dogg Teddy Ted ducks behind Kevin Cage and puts Big Dogg Teddy Ted in a full nelson. Big Dogg Teddy Ted lifts up Kevin Cage and turns throwing him down to the ground.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: He tossed Kevin Cage high in the air then.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Big Full Nelson Slam!

 

[Big Dogg Teddy Ted pulls Kevin Cage up goes for the Devastator again but Kevin Cage hits him with a knee to the chest and hooks Big Dogg pulling him down.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: That’s Cage’s new move!

 

DOUGIE  WRIGHT: Lights Out!

 

[Kevin Cage goes for a cover.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: ONE








TWO











…….

 

 

 

 

 

THREE

 

 

Mike White: The winner of this match….Kevin Cage!

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Look...the JumboTron...

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Oh Jesus, not this guy again...

 

[The JumboTron flashes to life with an image of WFWA World Heavyweight Champion Red Dragon with a smirk on his face.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Our new champion.

 

Red Dragon: Hello again, EWC.

 

[The crowd start booing uncontrollably, and Red does nothing but widen his smile - it's obvious that he's broadcasting live.]

 

Red Dragon: As you know, I am the new WFWA World Heavyweight Champion.

 

[More boos. Another smile from Red.]

 

Red Dragon: And as you also know, EWC and the NGWA are holding a joint pay-per-view event early this June. And as you also also know, I promised that if I won the belt, I would bring the WFWA closer together.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: What the heck is he talking about, Perry?

 

PERRY HAGGAR: I have no clue.

 

Red Dragon: I promised that I would bring order to this inter-federation, to make it one whole under my rule, to make it WORK once again. I promised to be a true WFWA Champion. Well guess what? Here I am. And guess what else...?

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: What?

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Oh, I can't wait for this.

 

Red Dragon: I'm ready for ya, EWC.

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: What?!

 

[The JumboTron blacks out and the arena is bathed in a dark red light.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Oh, sh...

 

[Rocket From The Crypt's 'On A Rope' starts blasting over the arena, and Red Dragon strides confidently out from backstage, dragging the WFWA Title behind him. He is dressed in a pair of torn blue jeans and a Miles davis T-shirt.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Red Dragon!! The WFWA World Heavyweight Champion is here in EWC, and he's ready to do some serious damage!!

 

[Red Dragon runs to the ring and climbs up the cage, gets to the top of the cage as Kevin Cage gets to his feet, Red Dragon jumps off the top of the cage with his championship title nailing Kevin Cage in the face.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Red Dragon just took out Kevin Cage!

 

[Red Dragon stomps at Kevin Cage in the cage then Mitsuya Li runs down.]

DOUGIE WRIGHT: The NGWA Federation Champion!

 

[Li climbs up the cage, as he gets half way up Dark Wolf follows him down.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: The English heavyweight Champion has followed him down!

 

[Dark Wolf grabs the door of the cage and tries to pull it, the referee then hastly unlocks it and jumps out the cage, Dark Wolf enters it as Big Dogg gets to his feet.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: Big Dogg Teddy Ted, Dark Wolf and Kevin Cage are taking on Red Dragon and Mitsuya Li here on EWC Commercially Crazy!

 

[Li takes down Dark Wolf with a clothesline then Ty Walker runs down to the ring.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Not another one!

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: The Atlantic Coast Heavyweight Champion!

 

[Walker slides into the ring and Kevin Cage kicks him in the face.]

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Its become and NGWA Invasion!

 

[Jon Mourton then runs down to the ring.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: its Jon Mourton, we saw him earlier on!

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Four NGWA wrestlers against just three from EWC!

 

[Bungle runs down to the aisle.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: What does he want….please say he isn’t going to get involved.

 

PERRY HAGGAR: Bungle is EWC through and through!

 

[Bungle and Mourton fight in the cage door as Mitsuya Li and Dark Wolf pound each other in the corner. Big Dogg and Red Dragon are punching in the middle of the ring as Ty Walker stomps away at Kevin Cage.]

 

DOUGIE WRIGHT: We are out of time!

 

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