• It is the quickest growning game, you don't want to be the last one to know about it.
• Entertaining, it is a game you can play for hours
• EBR said so.

Here are the detailed instructions on how to play "Softy the game" so read very carefully.

For starters its a lot like rock paper sizors, but its better.

I will start off with telling you the 3 possible moves.

Softy

Firm

and Sleeper.

The Softy is easy. Its just a regular hand shake but very soft.

The firm is just a really firm hand shake

But the most fun one is the sleeper. You go in like a normal shake but you retract the thumb into your own hand so that the other persons thumb doesn't stop at your thumb. Most likely his hand will keep going and grab your wrist. Now see the jokes on him.

Notice how the player on the right's thumb is retracted.

Now that you know the moves, here are the rules.

Firm beats Softy

Softy beats Sleeper

and Sleeper beats Firm

Now instead of just shaking you must have some organization. You achive this by doing a one, two, grab method. You use similar actions like in rock paper, but instead of hitting down you move your fists toward the person on the numbers.

We do request that you get certified at "Softy the game" if you have contact with Dusty, Joe, or Bixby. All you have to do is ask us and we will put you through the certification procedures. You may play uncertified but please do get certified so that you are playing correctly. Some of the more serious "Softy" players won't play with uncertified players. All you have to do to be certified is have two of the three of us present. We will ask you some questions, and you must play one of us in "softy the game" to show that you know the rules. We will also inspect any rings that may hurt another player.

These are the detailed rules of "Softy the game" Please tell your friends about it and spread it every where. This has been brought to you by EBR.