LAME LAME LAME BANDS
My Least Favorite Bands Of All Time
- Pink Floyd
- Lynyrd Skynard
- Marilyn Manson
- Alanis Morrisette
You know, every now and again I'm confronted with a harsh reality...EVERY BAND IN THE WORLD IS NOT GOING TO BE A FAVORITE OF MINE. And, unfortunately, I have to find a way to deal with this strange phenomenon I've come to know as "LAME BAND-ITIS". How do I deal with it? I guess I do something silly like this, and write a webpage about it.
I could go on and on about my favorite bands, but really, who wants to hear about that? This is the 90's, and it's time that we got a little negative, I think. So, that's what this page is devoted to...negative thoughts on bands.
This is your opportunity to be heard! Email me (drunkenmonkey@juno.com) and tell me your least favorite bands and why they are so horribly lame. If I agree in the least bit with you, or find it funny enough, I'll put it up on this page, and find some picture of said artist to go above your rant! It's that easy! How cool, huh? C'mon! GET NASTY!
RANT #1: LYNYRD SKYNARD--I don't even know if I spelled this right. Sure, we all get a little sniff of something when we hear "SWEET HOME ALABAMA", but really, honestly, I can't think of anything this band has done or produced that has been of any sort of benefit to me or to mankind. I guess their concerts do keep drunk white trash contained in a small area for a period of time, keeping them off the streets and out of the K-Marts of the country. Southern Boogie Rock isn't my thing. Long haired hippie white trash isn't my thing, neither. I'd like to see Lynyrd Skynard tour with Snoop Dogg or something, just to see each side sorta expand their boundaries. Can't we all just get along?
RANT #2: PINK FLOYD--I sorta like that "Wish You Were Here" song, but after seeing some odd Swedish super model with a tattoo on the side of her head rip it apart on HOUSE OF STYLE a few years back, it hasn't really meant much to me (not that it ever did). I don't like THE WALL, I don't like flying pigs, I don't like prog rock. I don't go see bands to see flying pigs or light shows...I go to see good music. I guess I wouldn't go to a Pink Floyd show. It just upsets me to see so many people put faith in a band that is 20 years past it's creative prime (I think), and just keep feeding the fire or whatever. They're just crappy hippie trance rock or something, and I don't like it.
RANT #3: ALANIS MORRISETTE--Ugh, I shouldn't even try to tackle how much I detest this lady on here. I'm sure a lot of people have seen the stories about how she used to be Canada's version of Paula Abdul, a dance pop queen, and wasn't good enough to make it in the U.S. She took some time off, signed to Madonna's label, became an alternative hippie chick dance rock whatever, and sold millions of records. Artistic integrity must not mean much to this lady, but I bet money means a lot. I just feel sorry seeing the MALLTERNATIVE NATION eating up this chicken feed as if it is meaningful music, and just feeding the fire of alternative rock...if you look closer, it's just a flaming pile of crap.
links to lame bands so you can make fun of 'em...
make fun of Aerosmith and the Bloodhound Gang in the same stop!
Go back to the Drunken Monkey Fanzine homepage and rest a while
Search for lame bands via YAHOO!
Write to the President and tell him to abolish lame bands!
Email: drunkenmonkey@juno.com
