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Basic Training

Put on your helmet, Stand in front of a 6 year old and let him throw mud and sand in your face!...(WARNING!!!!....Wear safety glasses to avoid injury to eyes!!!)
Practice diving out of your demo car into a pile of mud, also make sure your seatbelt is operating properly!!....(Faulty seatbelts have caused serious injury and death when trapped in a burning car!!!)
Attach pillows and padding to the drivers side door to act as an airbag upon impact, this will help you pass year 2000 safety standards!
NEVER, I repeat, NEVER wear an open-faced helmet during a race!!! Unless you want to be eating the steering wheel before the end of the race!!! and or get a black eye like I did!!
Install a bar behind the drivers seat, and if you have time install a spring on it too, as this will keep your seat from falling back and the spring will help to dampen a hard rear hit!!!
Experienced drivers that have already installed a bolt on their seatbelt after adjustment to keep it from retracting during a race, skip the next one, Good Luck and have a great 1999!!!!
Drivers that have not installed a bolt near the seatbelt retractor can get a Boa Constrictor to use as your seatbelt to get the realistic effect of what happens to your seatbelt during a demolition derby and let him squeeze you as you drive like a maniac in a field of trees hitting them in forward and reverse!!!
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