Stats:
    Ht:5'10"
    Wt:210lbs.
    Hometown: Amherst, NY (Where people like 
              you do not reside!)
    Signature Moves: The Scorpion Stretch, The
              Scorpion Deathlok, The Scorpion
              Splash, The Stinger Splash
    Favorite Quote: "Reality Stings And YOU'RE 
              its next VICTIM!!!"
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Welcome to the Scorpion's Layer,
    the NEW and Improved Web Site of the 
    Scorpion. Listen, this site is so easy to
    browse that even those of you who are
    dumb as bricks can browse my site!!!