"Hello welcome to The Psychiatric Ward's mental hotline"
If you are obsessive-Compulsive, Press 1 Repeatedly until your fingers bleed.
If you are Co-Dependent, please ask someone to press 2
If you have multiple Personalities, Please press 3, 4, 5, and 6 at the same time.
If you are paranoid-delusional we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line until we can trace the call. someone will be around to collect you shortly.
If you are Schizophrenic, listen very carefully and a little voice will tell
If you are Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter what you press. No-one will you which number to press.
answer and the world will end in a nuclear explosion.
Thankyou for ringing the hotline that cost you 4.95 a minute ($2000 from a mobile or pay phone) and we talked as slow as possible.
Doctor Kimberley, The Security Guard Krista.
To get to the Addmission Desk type this in your add ress box above:
http://www.angelfire.com/ks/PsychiatricWard/index.html
or click on your back browser to go where you want.
We're regret to announce that on this page we have a problem with our server and can not have links on this page.
Our apologies Kimberley and Krista.
