The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
Questions?
Who shuts te door when the bus driver gets off?
How do "keep off the grass" signs get there?
Can blind people see their dreams?
If people can put up nude statues everywhere, why cant we run around naked?
How come pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance?
If hooters started a door-to-door service, would it be called knockers?
What does the K in K-mart stand for?
Do you know the muffin man?
Would you like fries with that?
How'd you get in those jeans!?
paper or plastic?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
If 7-11 is open 24 days a week, 365 days a year, then why are there locks on the doors?
Why do they put braille key pads on the drive-up ATM?
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