JC: Lance, hold my hand! This is a big one!
Lance: JC wants to take our relationship further! He's asking me to hold his hand while he shits.. *wipes tear* He's so beautiful..I'm gonna look at him, he's so cute when he squeezes the poop out!
Justin: Maybe if I SIT on the toilet, it might be easier!
Chris: Let me stand up and spread my legs apart...it might make it easier. Then I can hear the poopie splash!
Joey: Oh shit..it's burning! Aaaahhhhhh! I can't get it out! It burns! It burns!
Before I start the review.. Thank you, thank you, thank you.. my wonderful friend Nickay for supplying me with the pics and for the lovely comments above. LMAO.
Dude, how HARD did the Superbowl Halftime Performance ROCK?! I, for one, was dancing around my living room like Chris on a sugar high. If you didn't see this performace I pity you, because it seriously ROCKED. Let's review the highlights, shall we?
NSYNC came out first and they went into Bye Bye Bye. They all looked majorly sexy, even Joey, and I wanted to lick them. Well, actually, Justin's head looked kind of lop-sided due to his haircut.. but, whatever. I'd still eat him with a spoon. After that, Aerosmith came out and performed "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" After THAT, NSYNC comes back out and goes into "Its Gonna Be Me" Mind you Justin had sparks flying out of his hands during, "You might've been hurt.. *sparks fly*.. Baaaabe" I think he thought he was God or something.
Oh well. Aerosmith comes back out and sings "Jaded" and NSYNC hops around the stage. At the end of the song, Justin sings "I'm the one who jaded yooooou" *growl* *cough*
Moving on.. Britney and Mary J. Blige appear and everyone goes into "Walk This Way" Steven Tyler was ALL up in Mary's face. I thought he was going to swallow her head. Britney did good. Her, Justin, and Chris sung a part together. It was cute.
Ok, now this part confuses the flippin' HELL out of me. NELLY comes out and sings part of "E.I" WTF?! Where the FUCK did that come from?! Everyone else is happy and chipper, singing "Walk This Way" and NELLY comes out like a freakin' fool, singing a different song. Hello? Did anybody else grasp the stupidity of this?
All in all.. this performance was GREAT except for Nelly's little spectacle. I LOVED it. I want to KICK myself for not taping it. But, alas.. I can get it from a friend. I'll be ok..
I would like to add a little exerpt from an article my friend Brie sent me. Its from "USA Today":
'N Sync and Aerosmith said they wouldn't have wanted to be anywhere else on Super Bowl Sunday than on the 50-yard line at Raymond James Stadium, guitars blaring, hips gyrating and pyrotechnics blazing. First and foremost, sharing the halftime bill was a valuable learning experience. For both bands.
''It's incredible, truly incredible,'' said Justin Timberlake, one of 'N Sync's 20-something band members.''I can't tell you how much we've learned. That comes from mileage.''
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's legendary lead singer, shot up out of his chair.''What are you saying?'' the 50-something Tyler asked. ''Hey, Lance (Bass). What about those naked surfers you showed us on the Internet? Hey, these guys aren't what they look like on the outside. And that's a good thing.''
Ahahaha.. Lance? Naked surfers?! LMAO. Were they MALE or FEMALE surfers is what I wanna know.. *wink*
The Giants didn't win. I am ONE pissed MoFo. But NSYNC made me happy, so it's all good.
Why the fuck was Britney wearing a sock on her arm?
Howie is ugly. Howie is Ugly. He smells. Howie is ugly. (Sorry Candice)
I love NSYNC. I love Aerosmith. I love Mary J. Blige, and I'm sorry Steven Tyler almost ate her head. Britney is my friend and Nelly can suck my big toe.