Working at Wal-Mart sucks! Management is stupid, the customers are psychotic, and most of your fellow coworkers are both. Here's a taste of what we go through from day-to-day. 05/22/03: Being a department manager really sucks. Just when you get everything set in your department, some shmuck from "upper management" comes along and screws everything up. They kill your displays, and then want to know why the hell you have buggies of freight laying around in your department. Well, DUH!!, probably because you killed my shit to put someone else's shit in it's place. Now I have no room to put MY shit!! Just ask "Fat Bastard", the pets d.m. Customer Service: "Fat Bastard" has finally trained the customers how to dip their own fish! Guppy ladies got tired of waiting and took it upon themselves to do the deed!! Way to go "Fat Bastard"!! Fraternization: One of our illustrious mgmt. members, whom we shall call "Anal Al", has been rumored to be flirting with, shall we say, some of the less attractive associates in the store. We wish SOMEONE would finally give him some so he'd leave everyone alone.
