READ WITH CAUTION!!
Well...I've gotten a lot of comments on these poems and people say I should keep them posted so I am going to.
I did NOT write these, one of my friends sent them to me and asked my to put them on my site. I said I would for one week only. Please don't complain to me if you read these and don't like them. They are suppose to be funny, NOT serious.
POEM # 1
Roses are red,
Pickles are green
I love your legs and whats between
POEM # 2
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And i'll fuck you clean
POEM # 3
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
POEM # 4
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
POEM # 5
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You belive its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 monthes in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldnt have happened
If the rubber wouldnt have torn
POEM # 6
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
POEM # 7
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
POEM # 8
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
POEM # 9
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my mum happened to walk in
Bless the shit i'd be in.
POEM # 10
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration
POEM # 11
Men are like public toliets
They are either engaged or full of shit!
POEM # 12
If guys had periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!
POEM # 13
Mental anxienty,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin
with MEN!
POEM # 14
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Ohh baby i get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!