Fashion Duel! Alucard vs. Richter
Imagine this: An alternate universe version of SotN where a fashionista Alucard goes to confront his father and is shocked to find Richter in his place. Richter makes fun of his clothing and tells him it's so last season. Naturally Alucard is deeply offended and tells him that no one has worn that tired old getup since the black plague hit Europe.
Richter then dramatically leaps from his throne and challenges Alucard to a fashion duel!
Meanwhile, Alucard fails to put on the holy glasses because they totally clash with the buttons on his coat. Is Maria blind? I mean hello!
So he ends up not realising that he's really dueling with Shaft.
Talkin' 'bout Shaft!
But Alucard says that Richter's boots look as dumb as Shaft's hat. This insults Shaft greatly. His mother gave him that hat for his birthday!
Shaft appears, freeing Richter from his control. As soon as he pops out Richter and Alucard both start pointing and laughing hysterically at his hat. It makes his head look like a lopsided watermelon.
Shaft bursts into tears and teleports away.
Richter and Alucard decide to start a fashion line together.
Maria, annoyed that no one is paying attention to her, goes off and marries Dracula to spite them. They start a rival fashion line. They have a son named Alucart, who much to their chagrin, only wears knockoffs of high end fashions.
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