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We're here inside a game called "The World"-

Frederick: "Which technicaly doesn't exist yet... And I sure hope that you distorting the time-space continuim just to chase after a some guy's RPG character won't cause the universe to spontaniously combust... Again..."

Hey! I went back in time and fixed that remember?!!!

Frederick: "Yeah.... Six times..." -_-

Oh and later we're hunting for Crim too! ^_^

Frederick:*sigh* "I sure hope the universe is stable enough here...

Anyway, I have brought along a nice long arm costume. The reason, you ask?

Frederick: "I didn't ask..."

I was talking to the camera you dolt!!!

Frederick: "Oh, we're on?! *quickly fixes hair*

-_-
Anywaiz, I decided that the best way to go about this was to camouflage myself as a local, i.e. a player in The World.

Frederick: "Why a long arm?"

Why not? *quickly changes behind a rock* Ta-da! Whaddaya think? ^_~

Frederick: "I think it looks like a feminine version of Crim's outfit... Umm is that because you think they'd look hot together?" >>

BINGO! ^_^

Frederick: "They don't seem to get along all that well..."

I know! That's part of the fun! ^_^

Frederick: "Dear lord she's cracked..."
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Ahem! I'm perfectly sane! How many times to I have to beat that into you?!!! *violent glare*

Frederick: "Umm... *sweatdrop*, aren't we on camera?" *points to mr. camera*

Oh! Oh yeah! Silly me! :P

Frederick:> "I hate my job I have my job I hate my job....."

Shh... I see him!!!

*suddenly a green-haired twin blade comes leaping out of the dungeon humming to himself*

There he is... Sora. While his character type is actually quite common his personality is rather unique... Never before has such self centered, conceited personality traits this well exploited... He must be a mutation of the normal type...

Frederick: "Ever think he's just a jerk?" -_-

SHH!!! HE'LL HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Sora: "Huh? Who's there?" *sly grin* "Wanna play?"

Dammit Frederick! I wasn't ready yet. He has a tendency to kill other players and thus must be approached with caution!

Frederick: "Umm... Actually... You are the one who yelled out loud enough for people in Alpha Centuari to hear you..."

Grr... Whatever! He's coming this way!

Sora: "What's that I hear? Is someone spreading nasty rumors about me? That just won't do..."

It was him!!!! *points to frederick*

Frederick: O_O!!!!

Sora: *raises a blade to frederick's throat* "I'd watch myself if I were you..." o/

Hi, Sora! ^_^ *waves*

Sora: "Hmm? You know my name? I have quite a reputation so I'm not surprised!" o/

Frederick: "I am..." -_-;;

Sora: "What was that?!

Frederick: "Nothing!!!"

Sora: "That's what I thought! Watch it..." *glare*

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Anywaiz... *points to camera* "We're doing a show. And i'm such a big fan of yours! ^_^

Sora: "Oh? Are we being broadcast over the internet? Hello everyone!" ^_^

Frederick: "He's creepy when he smiles..."

Sora: *death glare*

Heheh... So, Sora...Do you think Crim is cute? >>

Sora: "Umm... Well... What do you mean?"

Frederick: "He's too dense I guess..."

Sora: "Hmm... How many times have you been warned?"

Frederick: "Oh come off it you jerk! I'm not afraid of you."

Sora: "Final warning!" o/

Anyway... Back to my question...

Sora: "Well... I..." >>

Thank you! That's all I needed to know! *wink wink*
You are such a fine specimen. Look at that stature..... Note his amazing survival skills. Sometimes it really pays to be a rogue!

Sora: "Oh yes... Indeed it does!"

Isn't Crim's bare chest just to die for?! ^_^

Sora: "Heh..." >>

How cute! ^_^

So, Sora-chan, in the real world do you have a girlfriend?

Sora: "Oh yes! Lots of them!" o/

Frederick: "And they all fold out of the center of dirty magazines..." -_-

Sora: "That's it!!!! *kills frederick's character in a flash of lighting quick blades*

Frederick: *is PKed* x_x

Oh wow! What skill you have!!!

Sora: "Yeah well... Heh... *gloats*

So umm... *tags sora*

Sora: "Hey!"

Sorry... Frederick told me if I didn't do it he'd hack my account and make all my attacks do zero damage! >

Sora: "Oh you poor thing... Tell you what. As soon as he logs back on I'll kill him again! Ok? *grin* o/

Yay! ^_^

Sora: "I here there's a really cool treasure around here... If you let me have it I'll let you come along for the ride!"

Ok!!! Let's go!!! ^_^

Sora: ^_^

*meanwhile as frederick logs back in* "Dear lord they are both crazy... What a creepy matchup that would be.."

So concludes episode two.