Showdown in Midgar Gulch
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This is the first fanfic I've ever written. It's an FF7 fic in a sort of old west setting. Tifa is a druken outlaw seeking vengence against a certain spikey headed blode guy who she believes cheated her out of 12,000 gil. It's rather like a parody since certain characters act out of character (especially Tifa).
Spoiler alert: Nothing really, because it's so out of character. There's a slight spoiler about Zack though, so use your own discretion.
Part One Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Epilogue
Jerry Springer {Lunar Style}
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A Lunar/Jerry Springer parody that I came up with back in July of 2001 while talking to Jif on AIM.
I only recently edited it though. It's about Ghaleon going on Jerry Springer for a paternity test. Xenobia, Phacia, Royce, and a fairy named Buttercup all claim that he is the father of their babies. If you are a Springer fan or a Lunar fan I think you'll enjoy it. Either that or you will hate me for writing it.
Spoiler alert:None!
Heaven is Cold
This is a fic about Sephiroth. It takes place after the end of FF7. Although I was inspired by Chrono Cross it's not a cross over. Sephiroth is given a second chance in an alternate world where Shinra has long been disbanded, Jenova never came to the planet and the world is ruled by the Cetra.
Spoiler alert: Heavy. If you haven't played all of FF7 then don't read this fic.
Prologue/Part One Part Two
Part Three
Showdown in Midgar Gulch part 2: The Devil Went Down to Midgar
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The sequel to "Showdown in Midgar Gulch". President Rufus decides to tear down Midgar Gulch to make room for a huge mako refinery. In order to clear the place out and get rid of sherriff Cid he solicites the help of Hojo. Who has a new materia that lets him summon the devil himself. It has tones of "Blazing Saddles" in it.
Spoiler alert: Same as the First Midgar Gulch.
Prologue
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight
Part Nine & Epilogue
Wintry Interlude
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This is a short fic about Cloud and Yuffie, who converse one night at Icicle Inn about the events at the end of disc one and a part of Yuffie's past that she has kept hidden. It's non hentai by the way, incase the synopsis leads you to believe otherwise.
Spoiler alert:Don't read this fic if you haven't completed disc one yet.
Untitled Castlevania Crossover fic
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This fic... I should of burned it. It's awful... Maria decides to go looking for Alucard but instead ends up in 8 bit hell. It's totally ridiculess. Heh, see if you know what game the tomato lady comes from.
Spoiler alert None.
Untitled Castlevania fic
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Yet another bad Castlevania fic. Well, it's not too bad. I got a laugh out of it. But maybe that's because it's mine... Err, anywaiz... Alucard, Maria and Richter are walking through an apple orchard (don't ask why because I don't know) when they suddenly start getting pelted by apples. I made Richter out to be an ass in this fic but I don't hate him at all.
Spoiler alert None.
Conflicted Heart
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A Wild Arms 2 fic about Antenora and Vinsfeld. Rather sad and angst ridden.
Spoiler alert: Contains spoilers about Antenora's past.
I Don't Like Songfics (Materia Girl)
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A songfic about Yuffie writing a songfic! O_O
Err.... That's... Interesting. Kinda. I apologise about the materia girl thing having been done before. But I didn't even know until someone told me. So I honestly didn't steal anyone's idea. But mine is two fics in one so I guess that makes it kinda special. Sorta... Err... It's not a bad fic. Not a great one either though.
Spoiler alert: nothing that shouldn't be obvious but If you haven't beaten the game then there's a chance you might be spoiled. So read at your own risk.
Sour Cream & Salsa Porkrinds
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This is an FF7 fic based on an episode of Beavis & Butthead. It's the ep where the porkrinds get stuck in the vending machine. Butthead tries to get more change but is distracted by day old nachos and forgets all about poor Beavis! XD
I think it's called "Beavis vs. The Vending Machine" but I'm not sure. Anywaiz, this fic is inspired by that ep but doesn't have quite the same plot. Poor Reno really wants those porkrinds but things just aren't working out for him and he starts to get a little crazy. In case you haven't guessed it's humor fic.
Spoiler alert: None. It's pure humor.
The Pen Test
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This is a rather cute and humorous fic about Tseng and Elena. I thought of it while riding on the bus one morning. That might be why it's so odd and different. The title is misleading. The fic has nothing to do with tests. It's just a name that ended up sticking for some reason. Although you could consider the entire fic a test of poor Elena's patience. Reno is bugging her and Tseng calls her into his office and proceeds to act oddly. He gives her a pen, goes on about pens, stays silent writing stuff and confuses Elena. Umm... Well. This is going nowhere. You're better off just reading the damn thing yourself. ^_^
Watch out for Reno's potty mouth. Jokes about penis size and venereal disease.
Spoiler alert: None.
Train of Consequences
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Oddly, not thought of while I was on the train! o.o
Title comes from a Megadeth song, just because it fit. The fic has nothing to do with Megadeth. Tseng takes the Midgar train home and has a horrible, horrible time. Just awful. Poor Tseng. By the end I'm sure you'll wanna give the poor guy a hug.<3
I based it loosely on real life experiences such as annoying brats, drunkards, peddlers and oher stuff that one must endure on a train.
Spoiler alert: None.
TMI (Too Much Information)
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Another ridiculess Turks fic that I thought of today while walking to Wawa for some coffee. What on earth is wrong with me? XD
Rude, Reno and Elena are eating and Reno starts to give out some TMI about Heidegger and Palmer. When I got the idea I just had to write it and I thought I might as well use it to make an update. I love Rude in this. Thwe way he keeps quietly and casually chiming in.
Spoiler alert: None.
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