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This is a fanfiction section. I think that goes without saying. Looks like it's mostly Final Fantasy 7 at the moment. But I do have other things I am working on/can put up later. I mostly do the comedy thing. But I write other genres too. Not everything here is new. I'm looking to see what I can dredge up to pad out the content a little.



Religion Talk
Series: Final Fantasy 7
Genre: Comedy
Summary: All you do to me is talk talk. Reno and Rude again. They're talking about religion. Reno keeps bringing up a lot of inconveniences that come with being too much of a holy roller, including having a dozen kids. Amongst other things. This one is from 2010. And also wasn't posted elsewhere before now. If you haven't seen it then it's new to you!
Warnings: Moderate explicit humor.

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Bar Talk
Series: Final Fantasy 7
Genre: Comedy
Summary: More talk. But I guess it fits what's going on. Reno and Rude are drinking at 7th Heaven and talking about girls. Sometimes it pays to be picky. This was written in 2009 but until now it has never been posted anywhere.
Warnings: Pervy language. But nothing too bad really.

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Jan, Jan, Jan
Series: The Brady Bunch
Genre: Tragedy
Summary: This is bad and I should feel bad. Shame on me. o.o
I got the idea from someone's Live Journal. They had an entry about The Brady Bunch and said that all Jan's problems could be solved if Marcia got hit by a bus. And thus this fic was born. It's twisted and dark. It's a very Brady tragedy.

I don't ever intend to write any more Brady Bunch fanfiction. This won't become a habit. If it hadn't been for that LJ entry I never would have even thought to write this one. And I hesitated to even post it here although I had posted it elsewhere. But here it is. Enjoy. If you enjoy this kind of thing. If not then go read something else. That's what I would recommend.
Warnings: The only two certainties in life. Death and Bradys.

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Train Of Consequences
Series: Final Fantasy 7
Genre: Comedy
Summary: Tseng just wants to go home. But it's the train ride from hell. He has a migraine and people keep bothering him. Poor Tseng.
The title of this fic comes from a Megadeth song. But it's not a songfic and the two have nothing to do with each other.
Warnings: Minimal sexually suggestive themes.

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Office Talk
Series: Final Fantasy 7
Genre: Comedy/Drama
Summary: Reno is driving Elena out of her mind. So she seeks shelter in Tseng's office. But she's nervous. Especially after Tseng gives her a fancy pen.
Warnings: A little suggestive in the beginning. Nothing major.

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Office Talk
Series: Final Fantasy 7
Genre: Comedy/Drama
Summary: Reno is driving Elena out of her mind. So she seeks shelter in Tseng's office. But she's nervous. Especially after Tseng gives her a fancy pen.
Warnings: A little suggestive in the beginning. Nothing major.

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Wintry Interlude
Series: Final Fantasy 7
Genre: Drama
Summary: The party is staying at Icicle Inn and Cloud can't sleep due to a certain indecent. This prompts a talk with Yuffie about her memories of her deceased mother.
Warnings: MAJOR spoilers concerning the end of disc 1/section after The Temple of the Ancients.

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Gongaga Interlude
Series: Final Fantasy 7
Genre: Comedy/Friendship
Summary: Reno and Rude are in the jungle after the events at Gongaga. They're talking about the effects of having Elena as part of their team while they wait for her to rejoin them. Not a sequel to Wintry Interlude.
Warnings: Takes place after Cloud visits Gongaga. But there are no major plot spoilers.

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Marriage Talk
Series: Final Fantasy 7
Genre: Comedy
Summary: Reno and Rude are eating pizza and talking about Rude's crush on Tifa. Reno imagines a humorous scenario where Rude and Tifa get married, have six kids and grow old and senile together. Not a sequel to Office Talk in case you were wondering.
Warnings: None.

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Can Tab
Series: Final Fantasy 7
Genre: Comedy/Friendship
Summary: Reno and Rude are on duty, so they're drinking soda instead of alcohol while walking through an alley. Rude starts to twist the tab on his can. Reno thinks he's playing a schoolyard game and is hoping it will twist off on "T". The title was a working title but it ended up sticking. Now I'm stuck with it. Oh well.
Warnings: None.

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Questing In Valtessa
Series: Atelier Iris 3
Genre: General
Summary: While I'm using OC's in this fic (based on me and my friend Joe who I wrote it for on a whim), the story comes from in game info about Crowley based on what townspeople say about him and writings from his diary. Two friends are on a run of the mill quest in Valtessa when one of them starts talking about a quest with a Raider a few weeks prior.
Warnings: It's got some spoilers.

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The Cape Incident
Series: Sailor Moon (classic anime Japan version)
Genre: Comedy
Summary: Someone has accidentally ripped Kunzite's cape. It's totally NOT Zoisite. Now someone is going to have to pay the price. But NOT Zoisite. He's totally innocent here. Honest. I vaguely remember an ancient piece of fanart where Zoisite accidentally rips Kunzite's cape. That's where I got the idea from.
Warnings: Nothing really. Kunzite and Zoisite are a couple. But it's general enough for the main section.