"From Hell! The Drakarn Saga continues"

"Hey!" Joe shouted. "That's not fair! You moved three spaces. Your card only has two purple squares on it!"

"Look here, pointy-ears, I'm the red gingerbread man so that entitles me to move an extra red square if I so choose!"

"Then that means since I'm the green gingerbread man..."

"Hell no, elfy!" Drakarn shouted. "This is my Hell so I make the rules!"

"This sucks! I'm sick of playing Candy Land with you! If we have to play board games can't we play something else?"

"No!"

"Why not?"

"Because," Drakarn began proudly. "It's my favorite game, and I'm the all-time, number one Candy Land champion in the history of Hell!"

"Only because you cheat...," Joe replied sarcastically.

"I'm not cheating! I'm following the rules!"

"Yeah, you're rules. Cheater!"

That was enough to really piss Drakarn off. He grabbed his battle axe and got up from the table. "Why you little-"

Suddenly there was a loud bang and a large cloud of smoke. When the smoke cleared a large hole in the wall was visable.

Drakarn gasped upon seeing this. "My beautiful wall! It's ruined!"

"We're not paying for that , dood," a voice answered.

"The hell you aren't!" Drakarn yelled. "Show yourselves so I can chop you into thousands of bloody little bits!"

"Prinnies?" Joe said aloud. "But Drakarn ignored him. He was far too pissed about his wall being blown up.

"Ok dood. We're not afraid of you," A voice responded. Five prinnies then came through the hole in the wall twirling around and looking cute.

"Prinnies...," Joe sighed. Please don't tell me that Etna is here..."

"Etna?" One of the prinnies responded. "No way dood. We left her for greener pastures dood. Master Adrastia is way nicer to us. And she pays us ten times what Etna paid us."

"Master Adrastia?" Joe said. "Why does this scare me?"

"Don't be scared dood," One of the prinnies replied.

"Yeah dood," said another prinny. "We're here to rescue you dood."

"You mean I'm finally getting out of hell?" Joe asked. "I can't belive it..."

"Believe it dood. We can leave anytime dood."

"Elfy ain't going nowhere you stupid penguins!" Drakarn yelled. "You can't come into my hell and tell me what to do!"

"Too bad dood."

"Yeah dood," Joe said. I'm leaving. "See ya!"

"I think not!" Drakarn yelled, picking his huge, red metal axel. "If elfy leaves here than I'll have no one to play Candy Land with!"

"Candy Land?" A prinny asked. "Dood, what are you? Like four?"

"How dare you insult me you stupid pigeon!"

"We're penguins dood," a prinny answered.

"Whatever!"

"Umm...," Joe began. "I think I'll be leaving now..."

"Like hell you will!" Drakarn roared, grabbing Joe's arm.

"Dood," said one of the prinnies. "I don't think that's such a good idea dood."

"Yeah dood," said another prinny. "Don't make us unleash our secret weapon dood."

"Secret weapon?" Drakarn said in a mocking tone. "What are you goinna do? Throw dead fish at me? Hahahahaha!"

"Worse than that dood! Come on doods, it's time to form Pringer X!"

The prinnies began twirling around. A cloud of energy enveloped them and they began to fuse together into the legendary Pringer X.

"With our souls combined we are the unstoppable Pringer X! You'll never beat us in this form dood. So just give up and let Joe go!"

"Never!" Drakarn shouted.

Drakarn and Pringer X began fighting. The battle was fierce, and not to mention, really loud. Shouts of "Dood" and "Stop using Pringer Beam you stupid pigeon!" echoed through hell.

And while all that commotion was going on Joe began to inch closer and closer towards the hole in the wall.
~~~

SOME TIME LATER....

Joe had arrived at Adrastia's castle.

"I guess I should thank you for FINALLY getting me out of hell..."

"Well it was your birthday and all," Adrastia said with a nervous "So sorry for the slacking" smile.

"Yeah well... Better late than never," Joe said. "I'm just glad that I don't have to play Candy Land with that Drakarn loser ever again."

"By the way," Adrastia asked. "What happened to my prinny squad?"

"Well," Joe began. "You see..."
~~~

MEANWHILE, BACK IN HELL....

"Hurry up and finish plastering that hole shut you stupid pigeons! We've got Candy Land games to play!"

The prinnies sighed and continued to patch up the hole in the wall of Drakarn's hell.

"This sucks dood..."
~~~

THE END!

Happy 21st birthday, Joe! =^_^=

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