>>Resurrection
Raven: Mark this word; it's probably one of the few correctly spelled in the whole story.
>>In the Maximals base
Bill: No one can
hear you scream.
Tom: A new record,
Bill. The first line of the story, and you're already being dark.
>>All is calm,
Princess (singing):
All is bright...
>>we cant hear Dinobot and Rattrap insult each others.
Tom: Each other's
what?
Bill: We can only
wonder.
>>Optimus: Why!
Princess: Because
I'm a Princess, and I said so!
>>I was suppose to asking us for help, not sacrifice himselt.
Tom: My.
that sentence actually made sense. Mostly.
Princess:
We'd better break out some joints, then.
>>Rattrap: HaaaH Sheesss, first Rhinox death
Raven: I'm picturing
Rhinox in a long black robe with a scythe now.
Bill: I always
knew you were kinky.
Raven: Bite
me.
Bill: (Bites
her) Well, you said it, not me.
(Raven fumes)
>>because of Terantulas and now Dinobot is death.
Tom (Grandpa Simpson):
Deeeeeath!
Princess:
No, that's Dinobot!
Tom: Right.
Deeeeeath!
Raven: No, that's
Rhinox!
>>Who's gonna be next?
Raven (waving hand)
Ooh, ooh, mee!
Bill: (also
waving hand) No me, me! Pick me!
Princess:
Goths…
>>I dont have the intention to loose anymore friend.
Tom: He likes
his friends tight!
Princess: (giggling)
Tom!
Bill: Who
wouldn't?
Raven: Bill!
>>In the Predacons base
Princess and Raven (singing) Our base, in the middle of our street!
>>Megatron: EXCELLENT!!!!
Bill: Sweeeet!
Tom: Dude!
Princess:
Whoah...
Raven: Kick
ass!
>>Now, the Maximal are only 4!
Raven: They'll
be five in a few months. Primal’s going to decorate the Axalon with
'Bratty Little Kids tm' decorations!
>>And without Terantulas,
Bill: We've
started having major pest control issues.
Raven (Waspinator)
Waaaaaazzzzzpinator not pezzzzzt!
>>we are 6, hahahahaha.....
Princess: I'm six
years old today!
Raven: Someone's
been watching Sesame Street.
Princess:
I have a four year old. What's your excuse, girl?
Raven grumbles
>>This time Optimus Primal, I have the advantage. BECAUSE WE ARE 6!!!!!!
Bill: And I
have six exclamation points to prove it!
>>Suddetly a voice interumpt Megatron.
Princess: Just what
is 'interumpting'?
(Tom only grins)
>>"?": No your not, now you are 8.
Bill: We are
sixty-
Raven: NO.
>>Megatron: WHAT!!!!!! SCORPONOK!!!!! TERRORSAUR!!!!!!!!YOU IN LIVE!!!!!!!
Tom: They joined
a band?
Raven: Their
presence can only improve it.
>>Terrorsaur: Yes we are! The allien blast
Raven: It’s an allien blast of savings at Menard’s!
>>had protected us
against the lave but our sparks was badly damage
Tom: But not the
Thompson Twins, or the Psychedelic Furs.
Princess: I think
we will be the only four who will get that one, Tom.
Bill: Eighties bands
that went nowhere, next on VH-1.
>>but now our sparks is restore and WE CAN FIGHT TOGETER AGAINT THE MAXIMALS!!!!
Raven: (Predacons) Yay! Go us!
>>Megatron: Yessss...Excellent! Now the Maximals are in realy bad troublr. Hahahahaha...
Bill: Here's
how to write dialogue for Megatron—‘Yesss...excellent...yessss...'
Tom: That
sounds like he's--
Raven and Princess:
NO.
>>Scorponok: Megatron, why our body structure have changed?
>>Megatron: The allien blast
Tom: Tim Allien?
Bill: More
Power! Arr arr...
>>have created a king of energy
Raven (Jim Morrison):
I am the Energy King!
Bill and Tom (singing):
I was hoping that you could end this synergy/But I'll always be known as
the King of Energy...
Princess: Umm.
That is quite a stretch, even for you.
>>and our body is able to absorb it.
Bill (Borg): We are Borg. Our body has absorbed the energy. Resistance is futile.
(Princess and Tom
edge away from him)
>>Terrorsaur: And I'm stronger than ever and no one can stop me. TERRORSAUR TERRORIZE!!!!!!!!
Tom: I think that
whole sentence not only made sense, but was properly spelled!
All: Ooooh.
>>Terrorsaur transform and fire at Megatron with his new mega-missiles. >>Megatron his hurt and fall.
Tom: Err, what?
Princess:
I knew it couldn't last...
>>Megatron: ha! You will pay that tratory,
Raven: (Megatron) Under the counter. I'm not suspposed to be hiring illegals, yesss.
>>Scorponok, Inferno blast him!
>>Inferno: As your command, INFERNO TERRORIZE!!!!!!!
Princess: I thought he was talking to Megatron?
>>Scorponok: SCORPONOK TERRORIZE!!!!!!! I shall not destroy Terrorsaur, now that I'm stronger, I want to lead the Predacons with Terrorsaur.
All:...
Bill: That's another
sentence that actually made sense.
>>Megatron: WHAT!?
Raven: Where? How? Who? When?
>>Scoponok fire at inferno, take Terrorsaur and get out of the base.
Tom: All your Predacon base are belong to us.
>>Megatron: HAAAAAAA!!! They will PAY! Rampage, Inferno and Waspinator, I want those traitor found and destroy NOW!
Princess: You
can't destroy 'now'! We'd all cease to exist!
Tom: Now who's
being dark, darling?
>>Rampage, Inferno and Waspinator go outside the base and serch for them but they not found them.
Bill: (Rampage) Fuck, I hate it when I drop my car keys!
>>Maximals base
Princess: Also belong to us.
>>Optimus: Cheetor, Silverboalt and I will fly those ground for found some stases pods or BLAST some Preds,
Raven: Sure,
whatever you say, Op.
Bill: What
did he say, anyway?
Raven: I was hoping
one of you would know!
>>and you Rattrap,
Bill: Will
get on your knees and--
Tom: NO.
Bill: I was
going to say 'scrub the floor'!
>>stay at the base.
>>New Terrorsaur and Scorponok lair
Tom: I was thinking of eating there the other night, but it didn't look like veggie burgers are on the menu.
>>Scorponok: EXCELLENT! We maybe have a chance to take the control
Raven: Of the
plane, but it crashed in the Andes and we had to eat each other, the end.
(Everyone edges
away from Raven)
>>of the Predacons cause our body is stronger but Megatron have Inferno and that MEGA-robot Rampage with him.
Bill: Everyone has issues.
>>Terrorsaur: Mmmm....Ya, but before I've telled to Megs that we are back, I've checked Megatron
Princess: He needs an oil change.
>>personnal agenda and it say
Tom: That he
has a hair appointment on Thursday and--ooh, look! He has a date
with Optimus Primal!
All: Saaaay...
>>that he can control
Ravage power
Raven: (Sailor
Moon) Moon Ravage Powers!
>>because he have his spark. If we stole the spark to Megatron
Princess: I
might be wrong, but if one is stealing something, shouldn't that be 'from'
rather than 'to'? Ohhh, headache...
Tom (kisses her):
It hurts less if you don't think about it.
>>and if we have Rampage under our control, we have a GREAT
Bill: Chance for a slash fic?
>>chance to rule the PREDACONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill: Oh.
end
>>but now our sparks is restore and WE CAN FIGHT TOGETER AGAINT THE MAXIMALS!!!!