Let me take your hand
Tom: Sorry, mate. they don't work very well, but by golly, they're
mine!

I'm shaking like milk
Mike: Mmmm, Robert milkshake...
(Crow and Tom look at him)
Mike: What did I say?

Turning
Turning blue
Crow (singing): You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a
record baby--
Mike: Wrong guy in makeup, Crow.

All over the windows and the floors
Tom (British female) Robert Smith! You get in here this instant and
clean this mess up!
Mike: (Robert) Aww, mum!

Fires outside in the sky
Crow: (Beavis) Dude! The sky is on fire! Fire!

Look as perfect as cats
Mike: But I liked Phantom of the Opera much better!

The two of us together again
Tom: (as in A Forest) and again, and again, and again, and--
Mike: Servo, no. We already did that song.

But it's just the same
A stupid game
Crow: Oh, so they're playing Ultima Online?
Mike: I'll bet Robert and Lol will camp and attack other players for
money, like almost everyone else there.
Tom: Feeling bitter, Mike?

But I don't care if you don't
Tom: Crow, do you care?
Crow: No. How about you, Mike?
Mike: Nope.

And I don't feel if you don't
Tom: Well, considering that he needs someone else's hands, it must be
hard to feel!

And I don't want it if you don't
Mike: Want what?
Crow: Robert and Simon to--
Mike: No. Don't give the slash writers ideas.
Tom: Oh, like they need *our* help.

And I won't say it
If you don't say it first
Crow: (Knight of Nee!) Suffice to say, that is one of the words that
we Knights of Nee! cannot bear to hear.

You think you're tired now
But wait until three...
All: Saaaaaay...

Laughing at the Christmas lights
Mike: (ala Mandark) Ha! Haha! Hahahaha!
Crow: (ala Roger) Hah!
Tom Servo: Muahahaha!
(Mike and Crow edge away from him)

You remember
From December
Tom: (singing) Try to remember the lgihts from December...
Crow: (singing) Try to remember the size of a member--
Mike: Crow!
Tom: I'll bet that Perry wouldn't have trouble remembering Jason's.
Mike: Servo! Ahh, I give up...

All of this then back again
(Tom opens his mouth. Mike glares at him. Tom closes it)

Another girl
Crow (Bratty kid) I'm tellin' Marrrryyy!

Another name
Stay alive
Mike: The survival game by Milton Bradley!

but stay the same
It's just the same
A stupid game
Crow: Yeah, it was a stupid game.
Mike: Still better than Ultima Online.
Tom: You can drop the griping, Mike.
Mike: Bite me, I'm bitter.

But I don't care if you don't
Tom: We don't.

And I don't feel if you don't
Crow: We don't.

And I don't want it if you don't
Mike: We don't!

And I won't play it
If you don't play it first
All: WE WON'T!

You can't even see now
Tom: They must have the blindfold from that Roger story.

So you ask me the way
Tom: To San Jose...

You wonder if it's real
Because it couldn't be rain...
All: ...
Crow: Is it just me, or does that have no logical following
whatsoever?
Mike: It has special Robert logic.
Crow: Oh, right.
 

Through the right doorway
Tom: But if you take the wrong one, you fall into the Death Trap of
Doom!

And into the white room
Crow: (singing) with black curtains...something something...

It used to be the dust that would lay here
When I came here alone

But I don't care if you don't
And I don't feel if you don't
And I don't want it if you don't
And I won't say it
If you don't say it first
Mike: I think we all agree that we still don't!

Doo doo doo doo
Let's go to bed!
Doo doo doo doo
Let's go to bed!
Tom: Ahh, but it's only 3am...oh wait, saaaay...