Welcome To My Weird Wacky World
(That I created)
(Scary, huh?)  

It is Currently:

And you are on my most beautiful website.  Welcome.
I hope you like it here on WWW, and have a good stay.  A lot of things aren't working right now, but hopefully that will be fixed soon.  For those of you who have visited my old website, www.geocities.com/silverfirexz/, this should be exactly like it, only better.
Once again, even though I have a lot of time on my hands, I'm too lazy to break out the html, so I'm building this using special, html-free software, so its not as good as it could be.  But that's ok, cuz I really love the jumping goats and the disappearing camel.  Now I just need a dancing llama.....
Um, there are directions for this perilous place of my mind below:

If ya wanna read my stories click here

If ya wanna read my poetry click here

For information on the genius who created this place (me), click here

Are you a chatterbox?  To get to the chat, follow the yellowbrick road.  (actually, click here)

Forum.  Ever hear of one?  No, not the old Roman ones!  The new ones that you find on the web.  Yeah.  We have one.  Click here.

To Get Out Of This MadHouse:  Click Here!

Disclaimer?  What's a disclaimer, you say?  Well, basically, its where I claim everything that's mine on this page, and then list all the places/people that I borrowed stuff from.  It also says that you cannot use any of my stuff without express permission, and you cannot use any of the other stuff here without permission of the owner.
So, to read that big, boring thing, click here.