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JamisonXcore Quotes

 
Quotes by the man himself "You should know, they say im a beast in the sack." "If I continue to live my life for God in hopes that maybe I'll get in [to heaven], then I get up there and St. Peter is like 'I'm sorry, you're bi!' I'm kicking him in the nuts and gladly taking my seat in hell." "Zack told me to get off my ass and do exercise. I told him I should exercise my foot up his ass." "I had a little revalation in the shower, it went something like this: 'Wait a second...I dont wanna dye my hair jet black, then I'd look like an emo kid... AHHHH!!!! EMO KIDS!!!! SO UNHEALTHY LOOKING!!!! WEARING GIRL PANTS!!!! ....id kill myself....'" "Have you ever wanted to be a guy for one day, just so you could whack off?" "How about you grow a penis and let me kick you in it!" "I'm telling you, people stare at my crotch." "every girl is like 'oh thongs are great' and im like 'yeah, because its great to have a string up your ass crack all day.' Honestly, I don't want a string up your ass any more than I want one going up mine." "Shaving the crotch area is both dangerous and extremely uncomfortable." "I love my happy trail. ...It's like the yellow brick road and Emerald city." "Here...I dont need this. *hands you penis* It will bring you great fortune." Back to JamisonXcore