Boba Booe, Boba Booe, Howard Stern's Penis!
I haven't written in my web log for a long time. This is mostly due to the fact that when I am online I'd rather spend my time playing Insaniquarium. (Most of you probably got tired of this game a long time ago, but I didn't) For those of you who do not know this game, it involves feeding fish and combating aliens. It's hours upon hours of fun.

Recently I've been thinking about something and I'd like to share it with you. I think we should get all the people on the Atkins diet to fight with all the Veagans. I'm sure they have a lot of conflicting views about the way they eat (which makes them a total prick all the time), so they should all just fight and kill eachother off.

-a side note: I ran this through spell check and where I had put "Veagans" it suggested that I use "Vaginas", spell check knows what's up.

I'd take wacky picture of myself doing stuff, but I lost my digital camera. Until I find it, you can have this picture which we have all come to know and love.

Oh yea, I bought the Critic DVD and man that shit is goooood. If you don't own it, buy it. If you don't have enoguh money to buy it, get a job you no good leech on society. And speaking of buying, I figured out I spend about $30 dollars a week on comics. That's more than a lot of smokers spend on cigarettes... it's worth it though. That way when I see movies like Spider-Man and The Punisher I can be that annyoing guy saying "that's so inacurate to the comic"

I read "Startling Stories: Banner", it's a four part series about the Hulk just going ape-shit and killing hundreds of innocent people everytime he becomes the Hulk. So anyway, there's this guy, Samson, who is trying to stop the Hulk. At one point Samson tells this pilot to shoot a missle at the Hulk, and this is the dialogue they had after:

Pilot: You're not gonna believe this
Samson: Try me.
Pilot: He's mad
Samson: Of course he's mad, that's all he's capable of being
Pilot: No, I mean at the ground. 'Cause it just exploded in his face. Now he's mad at it.
Samson: Really? Guess I was wrong. He's capable of being an idoit too.

Hilarity at it's best, go read it.











Ryan "She uses magazines" Davis