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| The guy being put into a corset was our
tour guide the night we did the 'City of the Dead' tour. The tour itself was
fantastic. The tour guide (whose name now escapes me) was
brilliant, he had us all completely unnerved within minutes and absolutely
shitting ourselves before we even entered the supposedly haunted area. He
was also really cute in his trench coat and naughty smile. It was for this
reason, and this reason alone that Emer, James and I accepted his invitation
for everyone to join him at the Greyfriars pub after the tour. Well, he was
the reason Emer and I went, James came along to keep us in line, I guess.
After the pub, the tour guide invited us to join him and his mates at a late
night restaurant, so, like good little groupies, Emer and I followed. It was
at the restaurant that I had my first real conversation with the man and
quickly realised he was a self-righteous git with a major chip on his
shoulder and a mind narrower than Rachel's (the red-head above) waist before
she took off her corset. By the time we finished at the restaurant, I was
ready to go home but agreed to go back to the tour guide's house because I
thought Emer was still interested in him. Now, Emer, the blonde above, is
one of Natalie's housemates and one of her good friend's little sister.
She's only 21. I met her that day for the first time and had absolutely no
idea what shape she was in after several hours of drinking. James and I went along for her protection. Can
you imagine how miffed I was when she and I crawled home in a taxi at five
in the morning after listening to said tour guide sing horrible songs about
the inadequacy of his penis for an hour, only to find out that Emer thought
he was a tosser too! Anyway, it was a night to remember, and a lesson well-learned - you should always take your friends with you to the bathroom, you could save a lot of money in cab fare! |
This chunky fellow was
photographed in the entrance to the Edinburgh Dungeons. Emer and James both
work there, and James organised for us to go on a free tour, plus he got us
free copies of the photo they take when you go in.
Its quite sweet really - me and Sinead chopping off Nat's head. Honestly, I would have felt a little cheated if I'd paid for the tour, its really cheesy and most of the actors were shouting at the top of their lungs with thick Scottish accents, so I didn't understand a word that was being said.
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| This is Nat and Sinead.
Sinead is Emer's older sister. Doesn't she look lovely? She is lovely, which
is why I wanted to look after her little sister, who probably didn't
actually need looking after...
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This is me and Nat, still in
the dungeons. Don't we all look creepy in infra-red?
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