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Here we have the hyper-active—not eight, but NINE-year-old. [As we have explained in the past, we censor our stars to protect their privacy but no one really minds what happens to this one in particular.] As you can tell, he was very angry at the time of this photo. It was taken during the refurnishing of the new Boko Boko headquarters, and became furious when the workers told him he could not go swimming in the pool. He picked up the nearest object and we still haven’t found where the bodies were buried. And my goodness, look at this child’s teeth! Here at Boko Boko, we are truly thankful for braces.

This is a great photo of the kitchen in the new Boko Boko headquarters… it’s our new fridge! Oh, and those two hot and sexy people in front of it? Well, of course that would be moi on the left, and on the right… well, let’s just say… a very ::cough:: nice ::cough:: lady ::cough:: who is looking for a well-slept significant other, since things with Eddie, Randy, Michael, Tom Felton, Greg, Francisco, and Jeremy Sumpter all did not work out. But anyway... the fridge is a Whirlpool! That means that you can have fun playing in the sprinkler when you get bored, and put sausages in the ice slot so when someone [like the nice ::cough:: lady ::cough::] wants a glass of ice, instead they will get a hearty meaty glass of sausage!!!! Here at Boko Boko, we love Whirlpool, and of course, we love sausage too!

Ahh, the trip to downtown Chatsworth! @@*@@ and the hyper-active-nine-year-old had a blast in the back seat as we drove to Think Ink Tattoos and Body Piercing! It’s not too hard to tell that these two boys are the best of friends, and completely inseparable. They had lots of fun in the car taking pictures of billboards advertising Pirates of the Caribbean, and they both got rather excited as we drove past one of our favorite luncheon spots, “XXX REAL SEX WORLD”. We would’ve stopped to see if “Deep Cheeks” was in, but we needed to get to our appointment at Think Ink. Here at Boko Boko, we love “Deep Cheeks”!!

This is a great and memorable photo of just one of the new friends that @@*@@ and the hyper-active-nine-year-old made on the way to Think Ink. He was a Mexican city-bus-driver, who looks rather annoyed… it could have been because the hyper-active-nine-year-old was flipping him off, or maybe even the fact that we had just missed having a head-on collision with him due to the fact that we did not know exactly where we were going to get to Think Ink. Here at Boko Boko, we like to consider ourselves responsible drivers, but it is not entirely true.

And here we have the result of the trip into the valley. We got to Think Ink, and the four of us [the nice ::cough:: lady ::cough::, @@*@@, the hyper-active-nine-year-old, and myself] all headed into the back room where the lady was who would be piercing my belly. We filled out the papers, and I asked @@*@@ what a Prince Albert was. We were very disturbed when we saw the case of body-jewelry for Prince Alberts and Princess Alberts. They wouldn’t pierce my belly-button with a barbell, so I was a little annoyed, but hey at least it was getting done! So I layed down on a table after she marked my stomach, and I watched her take out a nice clean BIGASS NEEDLE. Then she used these tong-like clamps to get the skin up and visible so she could see what she was doing and not pierce my intestines, as she said she had accidentally done before. I turned my head and felt the needle go through… it hurt when she first put the needle through, but that was it. I felt it come out the other side in jut a second. Then she put the ring through and put the little jewel on… and we were all set to go! Here at Boko Boko, we want to get our Prince and Princess Alberts pierced next!! (^_-)

This is a special Boko Boko trip to our most favorite place in the world… DISNEYLAND!!! @@*@@ and I went on the last day of winter break, and we were very very excited. We were going to go on all the rides we could, and of course, say hello to Frank’s family. [We haven’t seen them since the funeral…] This is @@*@@, helping me to continue the tradition of making a “We’re going to DISNEYLAND!!!” sign, and putting it in the window of your car, so all the other folks driving will be distracted as they try to read it, and create multiple-car pile-ups, so there will be less traffic on the way to Anaheim! (^_^) Here at Boko Boko, we love practical jokes.

Awww, here we have myself [left] and @@*@@ [right] in front of one BIG CHRISTMAS TREE!! Because we came so early in January, all the Christmas decorations were still up, and it was beautiful. This was located in the entrance to DISNEYLAND just inside the gates, where all the little shops are.

Oh yes, folks… OH YES… BEHOLD!!!!! In all it’s majesty… BUTT MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!! According to the hyper-active-nine-year-old, Butt Mountain [A.K.A.: The Matterhorn Bobsleds] is a turbulent ride through the pipes and sewers of DISNEYLAND! First, you go to any of the restroom locations that are on your DISNEYLAND park map. Flush yourself down any toilet [Warning: Urinals will not work.] and get ready for the ride of your life! You will come out from a pipe that is just behind one of the Abominable Snow Monsters, and then you will continue the ride from that point. It is a very helpful shortcut to avoid those annoying lines, with mothers beating their children. Yes, @@*@@ and I witnessed a mother slapping her son across the face, and saying quote & quote; “Don’t you talk to me like that! I DON’T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING!! I can have your ass home like that!!!” We were going to report her, but we didn’t want to get out of line. Here at Boko Boko, we believe that the only person who is capable of getting away with child abuse is Michael Jackson.

One of the first things we did at DISNEYLAND was got some food! Here is @@*@@, the official Boko Boko spokesman for Coke! [Notice the cup says DISNEYLAND at the bottom] We were eating in New Orleans Square [not Times Square, that in NYC…] and those turkey sandwiches we practically inhaled were MIGHTY GOOD!! @@*@@ drank everyone’s Coke, too. Notice how firm his grip is on the cup… he doesn’t want to share this Coke with anybody! My Goodness… what loyalty! Have you honestly ever seen anything like it? Here at Boko Boko, we haven’t.

That evening, we headed over to Downtown Disney to have a nice dinner at a cozy Italian restaurant. After I asked the waiter if it was pronounced “Min-es-strone” or “Min-es-stroney”, @@*@@ and I headed out for a mini-adventure while our food was cooking. We spotted the Lego store, and headed over to what appeared to be a Lego-man sleeping on a bench. It was very strange, because we could actually hear him snoring. I went over to wake him up, and @@*@@ snapped this shot. We went in the store and told the manager that the Lego-man was snoring, and we called security to have the situation checked out. We never knew what happened, because we went back to eat our spaghetti and meatballs. We went on a few more rides, and then drove home; @@*@@ fell asleep on me. Here at Boko Boko, we love DISNEYLAND. (^_^)

During the next week, this crisis took place. At least five inches of my hair was cut off by a homosexually-challenged hair stylist at a local salon. He told me my hair would look awesome at this length, and it was an awesome style that was really in right now. When he asked if I had any pets and what school I went to, he said awesome. When I gave him his tip, he said awesome. It was a very traumatizing experience, and once I came home and took a good look at my hair, I had to be rushed to the emergency room because I could not gain consciousness. I’m beginning to get used to the length, as it looks much healthier… but here at Boko Boko, we take *awesome* pride in our hair.

Ah yes, when @@*@@, the hyper-active-nine-year-old and I all get together, one of the things we do is play Super Smash Bros. Melee on the newly acquired GameCube. I play as Link, the Hero of Time, @@*@@ plays as the adorable Kirby, and the hyper-active-nine-year-old plays as Sheik, the he-she! This is a great action shot. Link is being hit in the crotch/butt with the juice! This was very painful for Link, and even though he was wearing numerous jockstraps, he still had to has testicular surgery and butterfly stitches. This proves that video games are violent and dangerous, and this even makes Link look terrible as the legendary Hero of Time! But here at Boko Boko, we support Link until the end.

Here we have a thought-provoking vulgar photo of a paused Sheik. The hyper-active-nine-year-old often pauses the fight and zooms in on Sheik’s private areas. This is followed by the usual, “Oooh,” “Ahhh!” This one here, however, is a personal favorite of his. Here at Boko Boko, we think that the hyper-active-nine-year-old is going to turn out gay.

@@*@@’s character, Kirby! Aww, how cute! White Kirby has been hit with the lipstick, which makes a flower grow out of his head. Not only is he a little pink sphere of joy and happiness, he’s also turning into a miniature garden! Here at Boko Boko, we know that “if you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em!!”

Here is one of those times where the wrestling between @@*@@ and the hyper-active-nine-year-old has gotten way out of hand. There is not much to say about this image, except for that it is wrong in many ways and here at Boko Boko, we’d like to leave it at that.

This is a terrific shot of the power-puff-girl Link from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Here, he is playing the Wind Waker, and waking the winds! The newest Zelda game is full of new adventures, new friends, and new monsters. Ganondorf has somehow survived and has somehow returned to the new world that covers the ancient land of Hyrule. This game also has good life-lessons, too; it teaches youngsters how to act around pirates, what to do if a bird abducts your sister, how to take good pictures, and even how to sail a talking boat that was once a king! But best of all… everyone’s favorite character from Majora’s Mask for the N64 is back!! TINGLE!!! Tingle, Tingle, Koo-loo Lim-pah!!! (^_^) This was a good game for Zelda fans, like us here at Boko Boko.

No folks, that is not Coke. It is sausage. This is what a hearty meaty glass of sausage looks like [mentioned previously]. @@*@@ wanted a glass of ice, but instead, this is what he got! (^_^) Now not only is he the official Boko Boko Coke spokesman, but also the Boko Boko sausage spokesman. Here at Boko Boko… yee-haw!!

Self explanatory; the hyper-active-nine-year-old being horny.

Here we have a great shot for any child-pornography website that is looking for new clients. [There’s that darn sausage again..] At first, the hyper-active-nine-year-old was going to be “crapping” it out and screaming, “Here comes SPACE MOUNTAIN!!” [South Park] but then we decided on sending it in to the Never Never Land theme park.

Now here is a fantastic photo; it’s not just incest, but material eligible for GayJew.com! Rainbow [left] and Promise [right] are brothers, and spend most of their time now a days in either the Fetal Position, or sleeping together. Now, when they sleep together, it’s usually innocent cuddling… but once in a while, all that licking and cleaning and touching evolves and they make hot-furry-putty-love all night long!! Sometimes, Tammiefaye [academy award winner and star of “Putties by the Dozen”] comes over and tries to eat Promise and Rainbow. Here at Boko Boko, we love our putties and pooches!

Here we have Rainbow assuming the Fetal Position. His Tammiefaye senses are tingling, and he knows she is near. On the other hand, Tammiefaye’s puttie senses are tingling, and she knows Rainbow is near, also. Assuming the Fetal Position protects cats from Tammiefaye’s superhuman powers to inhale putties through her nose; they travel down a cavity that leads into her rear end and around her stomach and there they stay, until they melt into her body. It is a process that takes about ten years. Then they become part of the body fat that makes Tammiefaye so very shapely. Here at Boko Boko, we… are glad that this was the last picture, and we hope you enjoyed this long over-due update. (^_^)