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Experience Some of the Best of the Web, After All, What Do You Have to Lose?

Angelfire - Free Home Pages
Quizilla - Professional Quizes Developed By Psychos
Angelfire HTML Library
HTML Gear - free polls, guestbooks, and more!
Blogger - As Pointless As...Well This...
My Blog...Don't Laugh At Me...
Anipike - More Links Than Spencer's
Anispy - Slightly Less
Something Awful - What Doesn't Kill You Will Potentially Make You Stupider
Learn to Draw Better
Absolute Lyric - Go to Launch.yahoo too, WAIT AND BLEED RULES
The Japanese Page - What do you think?


The size of the Internet is both an advantage and a disadvantage. By coming to this site you have acquired knowledge of some of the best of the web. The inet grows expotentially, so you may never see all of it. You should visit sites like Bright Planet to search the entire web, not just that which is indexes by search engines, and this site for learning to use your entire brain. It would be best to print the pages at the learning site, because it will go to the home page after a while. I'd suggest checking out everything thats free and starting with easier things like becoming ambidextrious, then move on to harder things like promoting stress as a friend and focusing on one thing at a time. You might want to take up Aikido...

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Did You Know? Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law's main character, Birdman, is played by the voice of Lumbergh from Office Space. You've probably seen it on Comedy Central. The main boss they talk about, the guy..yeah. Stephen Colbert is in there somewhere too. Maurice LaMarche guest-starred one time, too.

Don't forget to visit Something Awful and rot what's left of your brain. If you buy the book about disguising dirt as honey and pissing off bees, then tell me how. Please? You can message me with Yahoo Messenger. I'm martymoradian9000. Otherwise...just join Quizilla and send me a message, where I'm vtslttbo. Either way, only the important stuff, like psychosis.


CHeck IT OUtMy EVIL PLAN (generated by "So You've Decided to Be Evil Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature Stage One To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of United Nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must activate your corporate takeover, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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