[Enigma]Upon reaching the rugged shoreline below, he and daisy met Rowen Atkinson and his league of delinquent haddocks to rescue him but they all except Rowen & Daisy ended up getting battered in the struggle for freedom. So there was Daisy having a feast of fish and Rowen left cuddling his tattered brown teddy slowly regressing into a creature called Mr Bean. [Cool Fozzie]Daisy finished her meal and looked for her master, Wee Willy. She couldn't find him anywhere! She suspected that Mr Bean was hiding him somewhere and she decided to search him... [Enigma]Daisy looked up and there was Wee willy hanging from the rear end of a very large vampire bat that the extremist vampire rights activists had freed and in it's claws struggling and shouting for Daisy to help him he manged to gasp "See you at Salems lot"........ [Cool Fozzie]Daisy hailed a cab and said, "Follow that bat!" The driver took off like his trousers were alight and nearly forgot to put the meter on! Daisy grabbed an A to Z and acted as navigator as they broadsided round the bends towards Salem's Lot. "30 degrees left!" She screamed above the noise of the squealing tyres and protesting engine as they approached the town. They screeched to a halt outside a large town house after seeing the bat and poor old Willy swooping in through the belfry. "That'll be £2.60" said the driver. Daisy threw him a fiver. "Keep the change." She nervously slipped into the garden and neared the spooky old house. She shivered. A storm was coming... [Icewhite]AS Daisy crept on shacking paws toward the dark and scary house, her stomach suddenly rumbled. She'd forgotten that she hadn't eaten all day. A wriggling worm caught her eye. Well beggars couldn't be choosers. She gobbled it down...a grumbling stomach wouldn't be an asset on the quest to free her friend and master. [Cool Fozzie]Temporarily satisfied by her quick snack, Daisy shot through the cat flap and into the big, empty house. A crash of thunder made her heart skip a beat as she allowed her eyes to adjust to the gloom. She saw the stairs and headed towards them. She guessed that Willy must be up in the attic somewhere and she was determined to free him from the evil vampire clan. There wasn't a second to waste... [Dognail]Carefully,trying not to make a sound,Daisy inched her way up the dark winding staircase. Nearing the top she saw a small square landing beyond which stood a large wooden door. Gingerly,she advanced towards the door, her heart pounding so loudly in her chest that she was sure she would be heard above the noise of the storm. Daisy saw that the door was slightly ajar, a label was stuck on the side of the jar. Daisy read the words on the label "Shake before opening" Fearing for the safety of her friend,she threw caution to the wind ,but missed. Placing her paws firmly on the door,Daisy shoved. [Cool Fozzie]With a huge crash and a cloud of dust the door fell off it's hinges and smashed the jar. Daisy jumped back and ducked down as the evil bat flew straight at her face! She threw another caution at it and this time scored a bullseye... The bat's drooling fangs dripped blood as it snarled at the defiant ferret. The black, leathery wings missed a beat and then stopped before dropping like a stone towards the bottom of the stairwell. Daisy pounced into the dimly lit room and gasped at the sight of Willy stretched out on a table with his hands and feet tethered to the corners. There was fresh blood on Willy's neck and Daisy just knew that she had failed to arrive in time to save her master from joining the ranks of the undead. "Willy, can you hear me?" She quizzed the hapless victim. "Did the vampires give you a hicky?" "Where am I?" Willy struggled to get up. "Stay still" suggested his ferret as if he had any option. "I don't know if you are a vampire yet." She leapt across the room and took a large gilded mirror from the wall. "This will tell us" Daisy murmered. "If you have a reflection, I will untie you. If not, I will leave you there to rot, you fiend!" [Dognail] Slowly, Daisy positioned the mirror in front of Willy's face and forcing herself, she looked into it...........Nothing. Daisy was stunned, but she knew what she had to do. "I'm sorry old friend," said Daisy, "but there is only one way to permanently deal with a vampire and this I must do. First a wooden stake must be driven through your heart, then you must be decapitated and finaly your body must be burned." Desperately Willy trying to buy a bit of time exclaimed, "You can't do that here," "And why not?" asked Daisy. "Don't you realise," replied Willy, "that this page is G rated? If you killed me in this manner then Lynnrose would have to delete us both." Daisy studied what Willy had said, then declared, "There is nothing else for it then. I will have to take you to the Yahoo chatrooms. You can get away with murder there." "No" replied Willy. "We might get the yahoo flooder virus." There was silence for a moment, then Willy exclaimed "I'VE GOT IT!" "What? The flooder virus?" asked Daisy. "No, the way out of this mess stupid!" replied Willy. "The vampires have left a bat top computer behind. It's over there in the corner. We could try a system restore." Daisy went over and retrieved it. "Lets see," she said. "We must go back to the last known safe period.......Yes, here it is (from exodus..............14/04/2002 21.42.)" Daisy tapped away at the keys then pressed Enter. Then they waited.......and waited........and waited
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