LOGO

Yeah, finally got an all-american logo for the site, inspired from Sean Hannidty's Let Freedom Ring, a good book, for the conservatives inside you....so im getting better at CS, so much that people think I use hacks, wait, after a couple of months I will beat Moose and PH, then I will become the king of CS, but by then Condition Zero would've already come out. So everyone will be playing CZ except my bitchy computer and net connection.

And im working on a new design, I guess I will buy www.thespyderreport.com (or .net, and .org), next month...or whatever.

-January 12, 2002

Super-Sonic Orgasms

Why didnt I update yesterday? Well it was because of Splinter' Cell, a game other than Halo that makes me proud to be an Xbox-owner, seriously, while playing itI had tears of joy from the immense happiness playing the game, it was like good wholesome sex, and I only had it for a couple of times in this "next-gen" ofgaming, the best moment in my gaming life was definatly with the Genesis, Sonic 2...when you turn into the marvel that is SUPER SONIC! god, I had a fucking orgasm at that moment, I probably had several sezuires too, and god, made me a full on Sega-fanatic, not a fanboy, a fanatic, whenever I get tired of all the cliche games out I would turn on my Gens emulator with my Sonic 2 rom, and cry for a moment..., yes I am a freak.

Anyways, "In Da Club" by 50 cents is the best rap song out right now, period.

-January 11, 2003

Nacirema

Today, im going to talk about a group of people, known well around the world, the Nacrirema people, they do some things that seem distrubing to us, like how the put cut holes in their bodies and put minerals into them to attract themselves, when they are sick they go to Catipsoh. sometimes they are cut up and organs are taken out and given in, and sometimes they die, though they still go to the Catipsoh, the people pay their enemies to get stronger , and the people slowly kill themselves for pleasure.

I remembered that from my old history teacher, a good liberal if there ever was one, he was trying to explain how some people look down or laugh at other cultures, but dont notice how riducolus how our culture is, if you didnt get it already, Nacirema is America backwards, and Captisoh is Hospital backwards, I added the last two statements, when we pay our enemies, Im meaning how we pay Saudi Arabia (which supports terroism) our gas money, and how the people of America slowly kill themselves with illegal drugs and cigs.

And to D.I.C.K.S, I DONT FUCK MONKEYS!.

-January 9, 2003

D.I.C.K.S and Jesus

I have a weird cast of friends, its not what you expect from a ghetto part of the Bronx, we have a extremely intelligent and funny black kid who listens to Justin Timberlake and Techno (Eminem too, which he knows every word of) and talks about pudding, a sk8teboareder, an Irish bitch (she calls herself that), and me who's always said to be a terrorist and accused of fucking monkeys, all together we are known as the D.I.C.K.S (Dangerously Intelligent Kids Socializing). They know of this site, but I think they would never go, or the fact that I haven't given them the site address, either way. They are all fucked up, but I guess that's what you get for being fucked up, I didn't go to Catholic School (here's the Simpson like twist in the log) I would be more dumber and more saner, why? Because Catholic School is mostly composed of seriously mental or dangerous kids who were put there by parents whom though they would be "fixed" by the discipline from Catholic School. The basic effect is, you get a mental asylum with fights and truly fucked up things, I remember seeing a girl in the hallways cutting her self with a sewing needle laughing hysterically, and the nuns and the crucified Jesus statue couldn't save them, if I ever had extra time between classes or it was lunch period, I always stayed where the Jesus or Virgin Mary statue was so I can get protection from the freaks and hope I wont become one of them (though I did), and I wasnt even a Christian. I had nightmares and was peeing my bed until I was 10, and even then I had to wear diapers.

I was more happy in the streets with all the crack addicts and guns, that's why I transferred to a public schoo!, But Catholic School wasnt that bad, the teaching and attention to studentis are much better than a public school, but just most of the students their are truly fucked up, but then again it could be only that particular school and most of the kids I know from OTHER Catholic Schools actually liked it there, so maybe I just got screwed again by the Wheel of Forutune.

Anyways, on a completely different topic, PH's article on condoms in schools stirred up some good points, but if there are condoms in schools, they are always given out by nurses who you know is judging you when you take a handful of condoms, but the true way to stop teenage sex, or sex in general is through clowns, put as many pictures of clowns in your child's room, make a clown bed for them, and buy them shirts that have clowns in them, no need to waste time with good parenting and explaining your kids about sex!

-January 8, 2003

ATTACK OF THE CLONES!

Anyone else followed the news phenomenon of a cult's claim on succefully cloning a baby and getting all this media attention with no proof whatsoever? Heck, we had to see semun on Monica's dress before the liberals could beleve Bill fucked her, and when they actually saw the light (or semun), they tried to counter-act by saying oral sex isnt really sex, an important lesson to the youth of America isnt it? Now this group says they cant get proof for the cloned baby because they dont want to interfere with the family or danger the baby (not suprisngly, the ABC correspondent who was responsible for testing "it" tried to sell a documentary on it for $100,000, he was refused by every single media channel) now trying to make the publicity go longer they said they have ANOTHER cloned baby from a lesbian couple in the Netherlandss, and more on the way. From a group that beleved that humankind were made from cloning from aliens, (their founder was supposedly abducted by those same aliens and talked to Buddha Mohammed and Jesus, then slept with 6 women that same night) can accomplise this huge task? Last time I checked, it took thousands of tries to clone a simple sheep, and this was from smart competent people. Sad thing is, that they actually got more members with this media publicity, stupid idiots...

And speaking of clones, Episode 2 sucked, I cant beleve Moose bought the DVD, because these prequels are putting feces on a good trilogy destroyed by the now CGI-crazy George Lucas.

-January 07, 2003

Phantasy Star 7

I was planning to write about why and how much I hate my father, but I know its too early to get all serious and shit, so I'm just writing about anything that I feel are worth mentioning, first of all, how PH (since most of you probably know him, I wont explain who he is) looks erringly similiar to my older brother, Monirul (XboxLive screename: Koolrain) sure it could be just that one or two pictures I saw of PH or I could be extremly high while writing this, but they look similiar, maybe its the beared and smilar, I will try to post a pic the next time I see him (which is ever 3 months).

Second, Final Fantasy series sucks, it sucks ass, I can not tell you how much I think Final Fantasy sucks, bad repetitive gameplay with great graphics and FMVs, woah! Now its considered the best RPG of all time by critics that are afraid of the dumb Square fans, if you want a story, read a book or watch a movie or show, its less expensive too, but if you want a real game, play Phantasy Star 4 (yeah....4), I would recomment buying the GBA collection, but since nothing is changed from Genesis to BGA, you would be better of with the rom.

Now last of all, I try to make a good design NOT from PH, maybe using this color arrangment, or just make a navigation bar and the title picture, and since the finals are slowly arriving like urinary tract disease, I may not finish it by this month...

-Jaunary 06, 2003

Every Beginning has a beginning...

This is my first ever log for a website, I wanted it to be on my imiginary website bizarronews, but I found myself a totallty flabergasted at HTML and designing, so like everything else in my life, I gave up on it, and settled for something much less, this site, where I present my life in an unique text form (aka, plain gray text on dark blue backround), I will try to make it as entertaining as possible and I wont aignt use bad grammer (aight).. So anyways, I am the Spyder, and welcome to the battle...

Oh yeah, I got shot the day before yesterday, if I was a inch left id probably be dead, those crazy kids with their gang wars! :D, I only have a small scar in my left arm, nothing big, and cant be noticable if I have a shirt on, but it hurted like fuck. One day, im going to be a fucking rich stock holder, get money for assasins, and kill all the fucking Bloods and Crpyts, and they fucking deserve it.

-Jaunary 05, 2003

TODAYS HALL OF SHAME: AOL/TIMEWARNER, O'Reilly Factor, Tekken 4, Xbox Next and Al Gore