Get to know me a tad bit better
Time Began: 1:41 a.m.


FULL NAME: Krystal Lynn Phillips


DOB: 4/11/88


EYE COLOR: Blue


HAIR COLOR: Brown


AGE: 15


WHERE YOU WHERE BORN: Salina, Ks


INNY/ OUTY, LEFTY/RIGHTY: Inny, righty


SHORT/LONG HAIR: Lots of long hair.


SKIN COLOR: White


FAV. WAY OF DRESS: Whatever the hell i feel like wearing.


MAKE-UP OR NONE: Depends, and usually if i do, Its mainly black eyeliner, and lipgloss is a must.


GRADE: F...Oh I mean 10th.


MOM'S NAME: Real: Kim Step: Susan


DAD'S NAME: Real: Greg (asshole) Step: Jon


BROTHERS/ SISTERS NAMES AND AGES: Steven, 19; Micah, 6; Alicia (bitch), uh i think shes 9 or 10.


FAV. COLOR: Black, Dark Purple, Dark blue (you see a trend...dark colors)




EVER:


CUSSED? Uh fuck yea, all the time (hehe)


SKIPPID SCHOOL? What do you think? Yeash I have quite a few times, the trick is not getting caught.


HIT SOMEONE FORCEFULLY? Only if they provoked me in some way or pissed me off...Im a nice person I swear


BEEN ON A SUBWAY? I bought a sandwich from there once, I mean I went in the building but i wouldnt say i was "on" the subway.


CHEATED ON A TEST? Well fuck, I didn'd want to fail, of course i did.


SEEN "ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK" (THAT USED TO BE ON NICK)? Well of course i have, what kinda stupid ? is that.


TAUGHT A LITTLE KID A CUSS WORD? MWHAHAHAHA....


THROWN ANYTHING AT A MOVING CAR? Only for the sheer entertainment.


SMASHED SOMEONES HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN? well damnit they shouldnt have made them so smashable.


EGGED SOMEONES HOUSE? Perhaps... I egged a train once :D


ROLLED SOMEONES HOUSE? Who knows


GOTTEN A COMPUTER VIRUS? No, and if i do i will scream bloody murder.


HOW DID YOU GET RID OF IT? I used Vagisal... WTF i never had a virus.


BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT? i would say more of a friendly hand to face fight.


LAUGHTED SO HARD YOU CRYED? All the time. HAHAHA...*cries*


HUGGED SOMEONE? Well duh.


KISSED SOMEONE? Yeashums.


MISSED SOMEONE? Well of course.


FAILED A TEST? All the time


FLUNKED A GRADE? Just the classes, not the grade. :D


MADE AN F ON YOUR REPORT CARD? How about 3 of em? Does that count...hehe.


BOUGHT SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS REALLY UGLY B/C SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE OR LOOKED GOOD ON YOU? No, If I dont like it then fuck that, I aint spending my money on ugliness.


LIED ABOUT WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONES HAIR-CUT OR NEW ITEM OF CLOTHING? well hasnt everyone?!


HIT AN ANIMAL IN THE ROAD? WHAT WAS IT? I hit my parents truck once...with their own car. Nuff said.


BEEN TO ALTERNATIVE? Alternative what?! No I don't have alternative lifestyles, Im strictly dickly, Straight as an arrow.


OFFICE? ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES SINCE YOU STARTED SCHOOL? Well, I knew the principal, he knew me. lol I saw him once a week.

FAVORITE/ LEAST FAVORITE CAR? Give me a car, I'll take it, I care not about looks, its whats on the inside that counts (don't touch the liquor under the seat!).


WHO DO YOU SIT WITH AT LUNCH? My friends...


DO YOU THINK JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS HOT OR NOT? Hot yes, but a friggin preppy ass goody toe shoes.


WHO GAVE YOU A VALENTINE CARD THIS YEAR? No one :(


FAVORITE SHOES YOU OWN? My flame flip flops.


WHAT INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY? OR WISH YOU DID? Well, i play the penis very well i must say...oh wait uh drums i guess, cause like its fun to beat sticks...i mean er nevermind.


ARE YOU THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WHOULD SCREAM "NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" IN A QUIET PLACE? You bet, unless of course I want to make out with you.


WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU DYE YOUR HAIR? BLUE...or maybe black...no im happy with brown at the moment.


WHAT SENT BODY SPRAY DO YOU USE? uh all sorts, I like CK1 alot. Oh, and Victorias secret "Amber romance" now that shits orgasmic smellin.


FAVORITE COOKIE? Oh oh uh Girl scouts Samoas cookie, that cookie is orgasmical.


DO YOU GET INTO MUSIC? HOW? Well at times, mainly rock, I will start head banging and whatnot...but sometimes...


DO YOU CUSS IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS? Yea, and then i get bitch slapped.


DESCRIBE YOUR ROOM? Well I am so poor i have no room, just a cardboard box. =P If I really want you to see my room, trust me you'll see it, and a whole lot more than that =D


WHAT DO YOU WEAR WHEN YOU "DRESS UP"? I wear whatever the fuck i want, get over it.


FAVORITE GUYS COLOGIN? Hmmm I really dun know. I am partial to Adidas Moves...and Axe, gotta have that if you want the ladies, fellas.


WHO ARE YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS? WHY? I Have no closet friends. At least i Dont think any of em are in the closet. Yea last time i checked they wereall stright. WAIT! I just realized it said closest and not closet! LMAO Chelsea my home dawg (LMAO) is my bestest buddy. Man that chick is like my partner in crime.


HOW MANY POSTERS DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR WALL? WHAT ARE THEY OF? Uh like im gonna count. They are mainly Rock bands.


SOME INSIDE JOKES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS? YOU SCREAM LIKE TOE FUNGUS!
Do you Flatulate while you masturbate on a date...
Your not going to put that skin in your mouth are you, Ya did ok thats just gross.

I dont Remember having corn. (in that good ol fat basturd accent of course)



WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE THAT SOMEONE ELES HAS? Money.

FAVORITE TV SHOWS? Meh, I dun watch tv, Im amish. No electricity. lol.


HOW MANY PICTURES DO YOU HAVE POSTED IN YOUR ROOM? I dont know, a few.


WHO DO YOU LOOK LIKE? People...on my wall...in my room...in my house.


WHAT SPORTS TEAM ARE YOU ON? Me?! PLay Sports?! Wow that was a funny joke!


ABOUT WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO BED ON SCHOOL NIGHTS? WEEKENDS? Im not in school at the moment. Right now i go to bed round 4 am =D

IN WHAT CLASS DO YOU HAVE THE MOST HOT GIRLS/ GUYS IN? Again no classes...its summer.


WHO ARE THE RUDEST PEOPLE YOU KNOW? I dont know...people.






RANDOM STUFF


WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE? FUCK


DO YOU STILL GO TRICK OR TREATING? No...I tried but felt to stupid...damn.


DO YOUR EYES CHANGE COLORS? YES, omg i thought i was a freak!


DO YOU BELIVE WE LANDED ON THE MOON? yea...i got stuck there once.


SPIT OUT A LYRIC FOR ME AND TELL ME WHO SINGS IT AND WHAT SONG IT IS? "When your stars are baked,
And your rivers fly,
Do you ever believe you were stuck out in the, sky"
System of a Down "Peephole"...best song in the world, along with suitepee.


NAME SOMEONE WHO ANNOYS YOU THE MOST, WHY? I dont know, I dun usually hang around annoying people.


WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT IT? I kill em...er not...like i said i dun really hang around anyone anyoing but if they are...they will hear from me.


WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME? Er...I dun know.


WHAT ARE YOU WEARING NOW? Why must you know?! Sick perv, If you must know I am wearing a Tshirt and jeans.


WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKET? Lipgloss.


WHAT TIME IS IT? 2:24 Am


WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE NEW? Personality, defintaly. if they are somenoe i like and can get along with, I will totally love their personality.


A NAME THAT PEOPLE CALL YOU THAT TICKS YOU OFF? Names dont really tick me off, its ignorance that ticks me off


WHO HAS THE SAME B-DAY AS YOU? This dude i used to be in like love with...weird.


HAVE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS/PEOPLE YOU KNOW HAD A BABY WHILE THEY WERE TEENAGES? No, my people are pretty good with protection. :)


EVER DONE POT? You betcha...lots of times...but not anymore really.


HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW LIKE THIS? Know like what, You mean potheads, well alot of my people are. Then alot of em are just drinkers. yea...


AROUND HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU OWN? Im not bored enough to count.


ABOUT HOW MANY PIECES OF CLOTHING DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR CLOSET THAT YOU ACTUALLY WEAR? About 20 out of like 100.


WHAT SONG IS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD? Nothin really.


DO YOU SMOKE? Not anymore really.


WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU DRANK BEER/WINE/SHOTS/POPPERS WELL YOU GET THE IDEA? uh god, a couple of weeks ago.






FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT ABOUT GUYS


PUNK OR PREP? Whatever they wannabe, Im more into the chill guys, the people who are all about chillin. lol


SPORTY OF COMPUTER DUDE? Talk nerdy to me...er not...but i dun really like sporty assholes...again, i really dont care.


HAIRY OR SMOOTH? A combination of the two


WHAT RELIGION? What ever they want for themselves. As long as they accept mine.


HAIR COLOR? I really dun care...love is love.


TEETH COLOR? er...White.


EYES? Dun care


CAR OR TRUCK Cars got a backseat...but trucks have this sexy as hell thing about em...either or.


COLOR OR CAR/TRUCK? Who gives a rats ass?


SPORT HE'D PLAY? Dun care.


BOXERS OR BRIEFS? Boxers, definatly.


TAN OR FAIR? meh a combo...not too pale not to dark...But i really dun care.


FRECKLES OR NONE? Either or, sometimes they can be sexy as hell.


HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO COMPLETE THIS? bout an hour


WHAT TIME IS IT? 2:36 am