I LOVE JOHN ASHCROFT BECAUSE...
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John Ashcroft has a big penis!
all i had to do was suck him off and he gave me this!
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you can buy all of those weapons here to kill those f*cking liberals and those jihad types!
John Ashcroft is visiting an Elementary School. After a short speech, he says, "I will now answer any questions you have."
Bobby stands up and says, "Mr. Ashcroft I have 4 questions..."
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
3. Why haven't you caught Osama Bin Laden?
4. Where are the weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq?
Just then the bell rang and the kids rushed out to play. When recess was over, Mr. Ashcroft says, "I'm sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have."
A little girl named Julie stands up and says, "I have 6 questions..."
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why are you invoking the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
3. Why haven't you caught Osama Bin laden?
4. Where are the weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes early?
6. Where is Bobby?
