Lord Mordlin

First off, let me take care of a little business. To all my adoring fans...Good News!! I am starting the Mordlin Fan Club. Membership entitles you to unlimited hugs and smooches on the first Sunday of each month and free drags by your idol...me, whenever you need one. Lifetime membership is only 150,000 silver. Please make all notes payable to Mordlin.

Ok, with that out of the way, let me tell you a little about myself and my family. I am an honorable warrior (read poor) and a disciple of Voln. Outside of releasing undead from their misery, my hobbies include breaking up family fights, drinking ale, slumming at the warrior's guild, adding to my bowtie collection, drinking ale, and annoying Mytheon.

Many of you may call my lifestyle simple...well ok maybe you'd be right. But it isn't always easy being me. Despite my pacifist nature, I always seem to be adding an enemy or two. I attribute this sorry fact to a distinct lack of humor among many in the realms. Hey! if a warrior was supposed to be delicate, ballet would be mandatory training at the guild! However, my greatest struggle in life is keeping up with all the new additions to the family. It would seem that some members (no names mentioned) reproduce at a pace that puts horny rabbits to shame. It has become my mission to regulate all family disputes and above all to make sure that Mytheon never reproduces.

As family bachelor, I have kept the mush content to a minimum (just wait till ya read about Gogrick), however please forgive my closing statements as they are a tad bit sentimental. My family is very special. They make my time in Elanthia memorable and satisfying. There is nothing that I would not do for a family member in need, because I know that they would do the same for me. Thank you for your love and support. All of you have found a place in my simple warrior's heart.

Mordlin's Picture created by Kerch (aka Thoryn Elvsquin.

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