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Confessions of a Frisky Fish
Monday, 10 May 2004
Get Out Your Coconuts...
Oh yes, I'm on a quest. A major quest. Think epic like the search for the Holy Grail. Except, I'm not looking for an object. I'm on a quest to be hot. Like beach bunny hot. It's going to be very trying, I know. But hopefully by August I will succeed in my goal.
If you thought I had "nice stems" before, ooo you're going to be so impressed! And my stomach is going to put MJ to shame. I just hope my quest won't end up like King Arthur's where he didn't really find what he was looking for. (but then again, I'm not in England and I don't know any french persons so I should be ok.)

That's all I have for now. Just advise...you can say how much I don't need this all you want, but I'm still going to do it. It's not so much what you think as it is what I think.

Posted by journal2/jsk2319 at 6:48 PM EDT
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Sunday, 9 May 2004
Just A Thought....
Maybe some of you are wondering why I've gone on boyfriend hiatus. Well, part of it is due to the fact that I'm extraordinarily picky. IT's not so much that I have high standards as it is, I know what I want. And, I don't think I should bother with something if I know, from the start, it's not what I want and it won't make me happy. Because why would you want to invest all that time and energy into a relationship that you just know is going to end anyway? (A little pessimistic, I know. But it's true. I mean, wouldn't you want to have like 3 really good boyfriends rather than 27 ex-es?) Anyway, that's not why I'm writing this. I thought I'd offer some advice for those of you who have this strong desire to get with me and be my boyfriend.
First, don't try over the summer. I know it sounds kind of strange because I have all this free time and no classes to worry about and the warm weather means I can wear cute clothes, but stop before you even start. You'll run into the same problem I have every summer. Too many people try, so them I end up dating like 4 people at the same time (not as much as Este, I know. But I'm just not as good as him.) No, that's not a bad thing at all. But when I have 4 options, I can't choose just one. Because inevitably, I wonder if I'm missing out on something from someone else by choosing just one person. And if, for some reason, I do pick just one, it's never really just that person. I'm always looking around. And wouldn't you know it, whenever it seems like you have someone, all the good ones start showing interest and how can you pass that up? Exactly. And then there's the problem (well, it's not my problem, more of yours) with the girls. If you've seen us, you realize, and I don't mean this in a conceited way, but we're hot. People like to look at us. They love to stare. As it happens, we can shut up an entire room and make them all turn their heads to where we're standing. We're just that good. True, most of the people who approach us I wouldn't be interested in anyway, but one day that could change. So with all the time I spend with SSK over the summer (especially this summer) you may want to back off.
Now, don't get discouraged. There's still hope. If you are so desperate, try me when I'm at school. BELIEVE ME, you'll probably have more success. I mean, first and foremost...have you seen Ann Arbor people? My point exactly. I have gone about three months without hearing a single compliment or nice thing. It's enough to drive a girl crazy! There are tons of times when I'm up there that all you have to do is call me beautiful and you can get pretty much whatever you want. It's really that simple. All it takes is a little attention. (and sincerity, of course. I've learned to tell what a genuine compliment and a fake one sound like) Another reason for school? I have my own place. No parents, no curfew, no roommates. Hmmm...

So that's a little advice but I'm going to leave you with a little more philosophy. Maybe it will help things. #1, you can't be jealous. Sounds simple enough but you have to realize that I'm a girl, one considered hot in some respects, who loves sports. I have a lot (and I mean mostly) guy friends. If you can't handle that or you don't like that fact that I'm out with a bunch of guys then you may have to find yourself a different girl.
#2, whatever you do, I get to do. It sounds kind of strange, but I really don't care what you do. But remember, if I let you do it, then I should be able to too. So if you want to get drunk with your friends and hook up with random chicks, then I should be able to get drunk with my girls and have fun with the random guys we meet. It's only fair. (I figure, if you're worthy enough I won't have to put that into action.)

Posted by journal2/jsk2319 at 11:17 AM EDT
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Saturday, 8 May 2004
GREAT DAY!
Karen is finally home! I'm so excited! Troy has definitely been boring without her.

Now for the serious stuff...
I went flower shopping with mum and dad today and I made them buy me strawberry plants. But that's not important. What is important is the NEW flower display we are going to have outside our house. So I guess I have to explain the exisiting part or you won't understand the new part.
(no, the chris perry-john navarre topiaries were vetoed. I'm pressing for the tom brady-bethel johnson one myself)
Last year, mum bought Marilyn Monroe roses. This year, we found JFK ones, so she bought them and is going to plant them together. But even more exciting are the ones I found.
They had Cesar Chavez roses! (but that's a little too liberal so mum vetoed.) And we found Princess Diana and Queen Elizabeth roses and we're going to get them so Winston feels at home. (and maybe he won't be so sassy for Mum)

But the best part is, I found Barbara Bush and the Reagans rose bushes so we are going to plant them outside and put little elephants around them and that is going to be the REPUBLICAN section of the yard. Complete with our W04 sign! I love it!

Posted by journal2/jsk2319 at 4:38 PM EDT
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Friday, 7 May 2004
What a Wonderful Surprise!
So, i woke up this morning expecting to have another blah day. But I didn't!
First, John sends me an IM. Apparently, he's touring Europe right now with the Glee Club. They're in Dublin now and then they are off to England! (Soo jealous.) Wasn't expecting to hear from him and very excited that he was nice enough to say hi!

Then, Justin sends me a message saying we are going to the Tigers game next week! So I'm very excited for that. Hopefully a lefty will be pitching!

Then I talked to Colin on the phone and as charity to himself, he's allowing himself to take me out. (because of the conversation I told him about that you only feel obligated to take out ugly people. So you should NEVER feel obligated to take me out. I don't need charity, I'm not ugly, and I only go out with people who WANT me to go out with them.) So that's exciting.

Ryan said he'd try to go to one of Michigan's last home games with me in a few weeks, so I hope he can!

The last thing, BADDS! The golf channel had a whole hour of him on tv and I was in heaven! I wanted to tell Matt but he wasn't around, but then he came online (only my sound wasn't up loud enough so I didn't hear the "How You Doin" when he sent me a message) so I missed telling him the good news.

But all in all, an exciting day!



Posted by journal2/jsk2319 at 8:58 PM EDT
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Thursday, 6 May 2004
Sports Update
Well, let's break it down by sport:

FOOTBALL (top priority, as always): Apparently Michigan is ranked #5. Bit of a shocker really. But hey, we won't be #5 by the end of the season. (I'm hoping for a #1 and a trip to the Orange Bowl personally)

No news on the Pats front. Will keep you updated though!

BASEBALL (strange how this is now #2? I just don't understand...): Ok, so the Tigers have been on a four game losing streak. It's not looking good! We're not 13-15! And BOTH my lefties lost their big games. It's very distressing. But you have to realize that you can't win them all and for the Tigers, I think what's they've accomplished so far has been amazing. So, we have a day off today and then we play (#1!!) Texas Rangers. A little worried about that one, have to be honest. But I'm still a fan!

In other baseball news...a little disappointed about the weekend split with MSU and then the loss to Eastern. But it's not like I was there, so I guess I can't complain. But I swear, I'll go to a game this year! I have to, I promised! Right now, we're 4th in the Big Ten, which isn't too bad. At least, I don't think it is.

HOCKEY:What can I say about hockey? Pitiful! We lost to CALGARY!! But, I'm not going to get upset. Oh no. (probably because my patience was lost back when March with a loss to BC--Joe Pearce--) But I didn't expect this from the wings. But as I keep telling you, I'm used to heartbreak. I am a Michigan hockey fan, after all. But there is some good news in all of this. First, Justin's team choked too. So I don't feel so alone (that's right, San Jose finally crushed the Avs. Like I knew they would.) But even more important, Zetterberg has signed for another year with Detroit. Which means I don't have to move to Sweden to watch him play! (assuming, there is a next year of course)


GOLF: Badds has had about a month off and I have to be honest, he hasn't been doing as well as I'd like. Right now at he's -1 and about 45th (in actuality a lot further down, but that's what it says on PGA.com) Hopefully he'll be able to come back and play like he used to (pre-Masters)

BASKETBALL: It's Time to Go To Work! So we beat NJ in game 1 of Round 2 in the NBA playoffs and game 2 is Friday at 7:00. I'm hoping we'll follow the motto and go to work! We need a successful detroit team! And you know the Pistons are the ones to do it!

That's all I have for sports at the moment. I'm sure I've forgotten something. (not nascar though. because that's not a sport. In fact, don't even get me started on that.) Keep watching and I'll keep you posted!

Posted by journal2/jsk2319 at 7:12 PM EDT
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Wednesday, 5 May 2004
Of Course....you know what's coming
Let me take these moments to talk about something very important. The Bachelor.
So if you watched tonight's episode, you would know that Trish is no longer a contestant. What you see for the next episode is that she basically stalks Jesse and propositions him. (Too bad he doesn't play hockey. She's asking for some victimization ;)) After I saw that, I had only one thought. She must be getting paid. I mean, what normal woman would act like ON TV. For millions of viewers to watch? I mean, she's on network television. It's not like it's cable. It's on a channel everyone gets. And the fact that Jesse is (or should I say was) a QB for the Giants means that not only do you get the normal bachelor fans who know who Trish is, but you also get the sports people. Because you know that probably all the NFL players are watching and laughing, ESPN and FSN have segments on him, and sports radio won't shut up about him. So basically you have a wider audience than if it was just any old guy. So, if you are really so desperate for a husband, why the hell would you act like a scary psycho for all to see? Because who would want to marry her after watching her? I would hope no one. But then again, you never know. I mean, sure she's no SAC but she is definiately a whore who doesn't mind being victimized. (hey, maybe some hockey players are looking to hook up... Ok, sorry. I won't be mean anymore.) So anyway, that's what I think. I think she's being paid by the network to get ratings. My mum says that could be it. But she wouldn't doubt it if Trish wasn't because she seems like she would be that stupid to do something like that.

Another thing I just cannot understand is how stupid some people are! Like Jessica's mother. She basically asked Jesse if he could choose which team he wanted to be on. Ok, to be fair, in a way you kind of can (think T.O.) but that's why there's an NFL draft!! Because if you could pick any team you wanted to play for, everyone would want to be on a winning team (such as the Patriots) And I mean, come on. You don't have to know anything about sports to know that. I really hope she was just being stupid for the moment.

And of course you know I'm still upset about the Rose Bowl being wasted on one of those whores. You know, some people just do NOT deserve to have those privileges....being on the 50 yd. line at the Rose Bowl, meeting Drew Brees..., it's really not fair. But oh well, nothing I can do about it.

And on a small side note, but a really funny one: could you imagine if I had to bring a bachelor home with me? Oh god, I'd feel sooo sorry for him! My mum, who talks worse than a trucker--I swear!! My dad, who says the first time a guy ever came to pick me up, he was cleaning his shot gun (which I still don't think is true), my brother who is as antisocial as they come, and of course Winston Churchill and Klaus. Right there he's got to measure up with political alliances. (you know if he likes Klaus better, he's got to go. Communism will not be tolerated. Not even LAN communism.) Oh well, just a thought. If you've ever been to my house, you know what I mean. (AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY MY FAMILY IS COOL. BECAUSE THAT IS SOO WRONG.)

Posted by journal2/jsk2319 at 10:09 PM EDT
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Tuesday, 4 May 2004
What to say...
Wow, there are a lot of things I could talk about today. But I think I'm going to forego the really sad stuff (and the complaining) and talk about something REALLY important.

Karen, you need to come home soon! You've been gone for way too long and I'm starting to wish I was back at school! Me and Shannon miss you like crazy! So you need to hurry back to us before I forget how to have fun!! (Remember, that happened in the fall of 2003. I don't want to repeat)

So that's my message. Short and sweet. Karen, COME HOME!!

Posted by journal2/jsk2319 at 3:05 PM EDT
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Monday, 3 May 2004
Were you scared?
I know, I've been in Ann Arbor this weekend and that's enough to scare anyone! But I'll have you know that although I've gone to school there for two years now, I have not (hopefully) retained any Ann Arborishness to me. (God I hope not! I don't want to be an ugly, boring, scary girl! Oh, and fat. Definitely don't want to be fat.) But anyway, that's not what I was talking about.

You haven't been updated in two days and I know you're getting worried! But honestly, there was nothing to talk about. I woke up, drove to Ann Arbor, worked for like 7-8 hours, then drove home and did nothing. Sounds fun, huh?

But it is official. I'll be back at the mall this summer. (I'd rather be at the Ann Arbor store. The people are a lot more fun and it's soo easy.) But I need the money. Especially if I have to buy presents, fund trips to Canada, perhaps a week in Miami (fingers crossed) as well as my car and all the fun things planned for this summer.) So I'll be there and this time, unlike Christmas, I refuse to get involved with the 90210 drama. As Justin said, I'll be the outcast but I don't care. I'll do whatever I have to do save my sanity!!

Um, that's all I have for today. I was going to give you some press conference notes, but I figured I'd wait until I have more information to share. (which means research. Not too sure if I'm up for that.)

Oh, and you know how I said by August there will be a complete change? We may have to change that to September. (Is it possible that the more you try to be good, the reverse happens? I'm getting a little scared.)

Posted by journal2/jsk2319 at 12:18 PM EDT
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Friday, 30 April 2004
What Have I Gotten Myself Into?
So, I just drove a total of 1.5 hours to do 8 hours of work. Ugh. I mean, I love everyone there so it was no big deal but really. $21 for a tank of gas (and you people actually want John Kerry to be our president? Heaven help us if he is!!) And then countless hours of my cheerleading/Barbie fake smile (because I had to be the greeter) with more hours of folding (the sorostitutes should really leave the kid sizes alone. YOU ARE TOO FAT TO WEAR THEM!) And I'm tired. This whole trying to be thin thing is really tiring. But anyway, it's my own fault for telling Robyn I could work. So I'll be back again tomorrow and I have to miss the baseball game on sunday. But Meg and her boy are going, so they can fill me in on exciting things.

But that's about it. And honestly, I REALLY don't want to go back to the mall store but what can I do? I need money. (Although, Mum and Dad said I could direct or produce porn. I just can't star in it. So maybe....JUST KIDDING!)

Posted by journal2/jsk2319 at 11:05 PM EDT
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Wednesday, 28 April 2004
Karen Got Me Thinking...
We were in the car yesterday, eating the dancing (Grateful Dead ;)) gummy bears and she started asking me questions.
K: What's your favorite gummy bear?
S: I like them all. But I like the green ones. And the yellow ones.
K: I like the white ones.
K: What's your favorite lifesaver?
S: Green.
K: I knew that.
K: What's your favorite kind of jell-o?
S: Hmm...I like watermelon. And lime. And Strawberry.
K: I like lime with marshmallows. My grandma makes it.
K: Haha, I feel like I'm on a date.

And so I thought it would be funny to put up a survey on here. Answer the questions 'cause I want to know!

~What is your favorite gummy bear?
~What is your favorite lifesaver?
~What is your favorite kind of jell-o?
~What is your favorite kind of Kool-Aid?

And because this is the funniest pick-up line ever, Do you like Pineapple? (if you can tell me what movie this is from, I get you something really good)

Posted by journal2/jsk2319 at 12:33 PM EDT
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