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~!~I wanna be a slut~!~
see that girl shes really cool
i bet shes fucked all the guys in school
what i wouldn't give for a life like that
but I'd give daddy a heart attack
*I wanna be a slut tonite
I'll be yours if you treat me right
I wanna be a slut tonite
I'll be yours if you touch me right**
so tired of being pure
wearing a chasity belt is such a bore
just one night i wanna be wild tonight
i'll be a real wild child
made out w/ a guy new years eve
proved to everyone I wasn't a tease
they all said I should feel like a whore
but baby I just want some more
How do you tell the girls from the boys
ones a stud and ones a whore
they want to burn us on a cross
just for one night of purity loss
but i say fuck that yer gonna please me
I'll offer no apologies