Vacation

	A few short weeks before Grampappy was to visit the relatives in 
new mexico with old man wilson and mammy wilson, he was chatting with his 
cousins Dr00 and Magoo.
They promised pappy they would round up some fresh hispanic'ns for his visit
and they would all have happy goat fun while pappy was there. Pappy was all 
kinds of hype. A few weeks later, pappy begins his trip to new mexico with 
a 13 hour car ride with the old folks. 2 asskickings and one eye gouge to old
man wilson later, they were at the Motel 7 1/2. And they DID leave the light
on for us. (I guess that's only funny if you've seen the commercials)
The next morning the wilson family embarked on the journey in which they
arrived later that evening. 
Pappy exited the van and saw Dr00 and Magoo. 
"Dudes, where's all the mamasitas?" inquired pappy
"Dude, we were kidding" replied his dimwitted cousins.
Grampappy Was 23 Different Varieties Of Salty.
Now grampappy values family more than that, so he couldn't possibly kill them.
Instead, pappy drove home and shot gimp goat in the head.

Moral: Mullatino Heat! Oh and uh... dont' lie to pappy. Causes loss of limbs.