Garfield's

	One day Grampappy and Gimp Goat had just gotten done bowling 
and didn't know what to do next.
"Wanna go to the mall?" inquired Gimp Goat. 
"Sure" Pappy thought.
	Gimp Goat hopped into the Ghettocruiser and the Rock'N Sock connection 
were on their way to cell-phone guy central. Grampappy and Gimp Goat wandered around 
the mall for about an hour or so, getting pretty bored. As they were walking by
WalldinBooks, they decided to go in and see what good literature there was to be had.
Grampappy found his way to the back of the store in the children's section, where
he found himself emersed in books he long remembered from his past. Curious Jorge,
The Bearenstein Beavers, and Clifford the Big Red Duck! A short while later after
visiting nostalgia land, Pappy and Gimp Goat left, and as they walked out the door 
they looked in Garfeeld's and saw Sarah, pappy's long time friend and not-so 
secret crush. Suddenly pappy was kind of hungry. Heh, but poor Gimp goat didn't 
want to go in, because he had previously quit his job at Garfeeld's and didn't want 
to deal with his old coworkers. After a quick boot to the head from Pappy, gimp goat
thought it was a pretty good idea. The two saw Sarah waiting at the door, ready to
seat them.
	They got to the door and talked to her for a few seconds before she led them
into the restaurant. Pappy was glad to see her posterior hadn't changed a bit in 
the eight months it had been since he last saw her. In Garfeeld's, the table cloth
is a large sheet of paper, where the hosts and hostesses write what time they 
sat you, and their name so the waiter/waitress knows who sat you. After writing 
the time and her name, Sarah wrote 
"I <heart> U Joe, <heart> Sarah"
Grampappy Was Amused.©
Grampappy was then in a pretty good mood. Which is rare because usually God takes
a big sh*t on pappy on a regular basis. Unfortunately, he would not hold back 
this time either. As pappy and Gimp Goat finished their meal, Sarah came and took
 her break with them. Pappy was pleased yet again, unsuspecting of things to come.
They talked for a while, and pappy felt as though now would be the best time to 
ask her out again, seeing as how the day before, her profile on aol said she 
was single. But pappy didn't have the balls, and it probably ended up better in 
the end, because it appears there was a suitor there already.
After her break sarah went back to work and Pappy and Gimp Goat were about to leave
and as they walked out the door, they saw a stupid monkey 14 year old looking guy 
sitting at a table talking to sarah, as if he were cool or something. 
Grampappy Was Not Amused.©
He stormed back into Garfeeld's and stood the guy up as he pulled his fist back 
ready to show the front side of monkey's face what the back of his skull looks 
like, when sarah grabbed pappy's arm and begged him not to do it. 
Grampappy began to let go, when he thought "What the hell, she won't go out 
with me anyway" and slammed monkey's head onto the table with a skull-shattering thud. 
Upon seeing such great strength in pappy, he and sarah went in the back and hit 
it for about and hour.  
	The End. heh

Moral: Curious George rules, and Don't get in the way of pappy's hormones. 
        That's a locomotive you don't want to be in the path of.