Pappy At Bat

	It was the bottom of the 9th, the bases were loaded, there was 2 outs
and the team was down by 3. Then steps the mighty Pappy to the batter's box.
The pitcher threw the first pitch,
"Strike one!" Shouts the umpire.
"Not my style" says pappy with a cocky attitude
The Pitcher winds up and throws the second pitch,
"Strike Two!" Shouts the umpire.
"No Thank you" smirks pappy
The pitcher releases the third pitch, and pappy gives a mighty swing...
Crack! Homerun, pappy wins the game and is carried off the field and 
gets 10 chicks to go to the locker room with later.

Moral: You actually think I was going to strike out? Morons