Willy Goat and His Farm Animal AS grampappy and gimp goat were enjoying their coffee and coke at benny's, willy goat came in with his new pet llama, stacy and asked gimp goat if he could go to his house later and have hot poo sex with the llama. Gimp goat wasn't sure about the idea of turning his house into a petting zoo. With some smooth talking, willy goat convinces gimp goat to let him take the llama back to his place. Gimp goat didn't realize what he had done till willy goat left. Gimp Goat was not amused. As gimp goat gets to his shed, he hears a goat and a llama just wailing away on each other as if the other one had just stolen the last cookie. "That's it you sack of rabid arabian wolverine urine!" and with that, gimp goat rips off the 2-toothed head of the llama, and castrates willy goat with a wooden spork. Then pappy walks in and kicks gimp goat in the shin for good measure. Moral: If you're going to ask a friend to use their place to shag a lady, At least make it a hot chick.