The Story About Welfare Child

	One night grampappy was testing out a new computer game, Qwayke when
he gets a phone-call from his friend, welfare child.
"Hey, would you be upset if I went out with Meghan?" asks the poor fool
"Maybe" responds pappy with a knife in his hand
"Well I am" Chuckled the stupid pile of sh*t.
Grampappy was a little upset over what had happened, but he let it slide because
he knew welfare child didn't have a dime to his name, so he needed something 
in his life. 
Later, welfare child was taunting grampappy for stealing his crush.
Grampappy Was Not Amused.
Grampappy took the pimpmobile to the corner of 29th and Dean and set welfare child's
kenmoore refrigerator box on fire. 
Pappy was happy with the results and went home to smile at his good deed and 
fed pookie some leftover charlie bear slices. Suddenly a rock smashes through 
pappy's window and he hears a dirty person running away.
Pappy then got a bucket full of soapy water and chased down the pile of monkey
poo and drenched him with it, only to see him melt away into nothing. 
It appears welfare child was nothing but pure dirt the whole time. Go fig

Moral: <see kristen.txt> and don't play with fire if you live in a kenmoore fridge box.