A Tale Of A Tongue Piercing

	Awhile back, grampappyjoe wanted to get his tongue pierced, not because
other people had thiers pierced, but just because it was something different. 
Charlie Bear talked him into going into Billy Ho's tattoo and piercing parlor
and he got some info about how to take care of it and stuff, and was a little
worried, so he left. 
Charlie bear taunted pappy and said he was a dog with it's tail between it's 
legs, so he parked the pimpmobile on Charlie Bear's head and kicked him. 
Later, Grampappy got some balls and went back and had it done. He was surprised
and relieved that it didn't hurt. 
The next day, pappy is at the old folk's home and sees pookie.
"Hi poo..." suddenly his tongue falls off and pookie eats it.
Grampappy is not amused. 
So he gets in the pimpmobile and drives to hardy's where charlie bear is working.
"How's the tongue doing?" inquires charlie bear.
"Jus fin sank oou" replies pappy, then smashes charlie bear's head into the 
burger grill. After picking up his stupid friend, he puts him through the roast
beef slicer and feeds him to pig dog and timothy mcveigh.

Moral: If a guy has a pierced tongue... He'll probably kick your ass if it falls off.