THe Tale Of The FIght At Pappy's

	As the IQ Club was meeting at pappy's house to play a little tony 
falcon's pro skater, (I guess Triple K, now Charlie Bear, didn't learn his
lesson the first time) gimp goat decided to be funny and tell a little joke.
"How long does it take soccergirl to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but 
as long as I'm the one with her in it, I don't care"
CHarlie Bear was not amused.
Suddenly charlie bear jumps from his $9.95 lawn chair that mammy wilson had 
bought for grampappy and lunged at gimp goat with a 2" knife which was owned 
by pappy. While the hooligans were romping about like a couple of deer in a 
field, pappy was calmly sipping a Coka Cola, cruising the net looking for 
goat porn, when suddenly the 2 heathens bump into pappy, making him spill some
coke on his brand new pet midget, jethro. 
Grampappy Was not amused, for jethro just got a new gorilla suit earlier. 
(Don't try to tell me a midget in a gorilla suit wouldn't be the funniest thing ever)
"Alright you little piles of arabian monkey sh*t, you're mine!" utter pappy 
with a vengeance. Pappy consoles jethro as he picks up the big stick.
While CB and GG squeel like schoolgirls at a vanilla ice concert, he smashes 
charlie bear's teeth in and kicks gimp goat in his neglected groin area.
"My name is Grampappy Montoya, you stained jethro's suit, prepare to die"
Pappy whips out the mighty knife of mass destruction in small quantities and saws
charlie bear's ears and nose off and makes him watch steele magnolias. 
Meanwhile, pappy shoves gimp goat's head through the cinder block walls of the
basement, and shoves the $9.95 lawn chair up his ass and through his head. 
After the end credits of Steele Magnolias, pappy finds only an empty shell of a
carcass, long since decayed after julia roberts dies.

Moral: Lay off Jethro